BeardedDad1987
@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
Why do ducks have tail feathers? – To cover their butt quacks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Why do ducks have tail feathers? – To cover their butt quacks.
Live now: Returning to Planet Crafter’s Toxicity DLC — toxic fumes, strange creatures, and my questionable survival instincts.
Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
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Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
BeardedDad1987 - Twitch
Hey there! I'm BeardedDad1987, a variety streamer who loves bringing fun, chaos, and good vibes to the community. Whether we're playing Minecraft, other survival crafting games, or diving into somethi...
twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Live now: Returning to Planet Crafter’s Toxicity DLC — toxic fumes, strange creatures, and my questionable survival instincts.
Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Planet Crafter (Toxicity DLC)
Dad joke: Why don’t toxic planets use maps? They prefer to navigate by bad vibes.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
How does a cucumber become a pickle? - It goes through a jarring experience.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How does a cucumber become a pickle? - It goes through a jarring experience.
How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.
Live now: It’s Hello Kitty Minecraft time… apparently. Pink blocks, cute faces, and my soul leaving my body.
Game: Hello Kitty Minecraft
Dad joke: Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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Game: Hello Kitty Minecraft
Dad joke: Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Live now: It’s Hello Kitty Minecraft time… apparently. Pink blocks, cute faces, and my soul leaving my body.
Game: Hello Kitty Minecraft
Dad joke: Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
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Game: Hello Kitty Minecraft
Dad joke: Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why don’t penguins fly? – Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why don’t penguins fly? – Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.
Live now: Diving back into Subnautica for Subathon Stream 50! Time for deep-sea chaos, creepy fish, and questionable bravery.
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t oceans ever apologise? They’re too salty.
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Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t oceans ever apologise? They’re too salty.
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Live now: Diving back into Subnautica for Subathon Stream 50! Time for deep-sea chaos, creepy fish, and questionable bravery.
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t oceans ever apologise? They’re too salty.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t oceans ever apologise? They’re too salty.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why did the tomato turn red? – Because it saw the salad dressing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why did the tomato turn red? – Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you make an octopus laugh? – With ten-tickles.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
How do you make an octopus laugh? – With ten-tickles.
Live now: Surprise Return to Moria with the mighty @MothInAMug! Time to dig too deep, find trouble, and probably yell at rocks.
Game: Return to Moria
Dad joke: Why don’t dwarves ever get lost? They always mine their own business.
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Game: Return to Moria
Dad joke: Why don’t dwarves ever get lost? They always mine their own business.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
BeardedDad1987 - Twitch
Hey there! I'm BeardedDad1987, a variety streamer who loves bringing fun, chaos, and good vibes to the community. Whether we're playing Minecraft, other survival crafting games, or diving into somethi...
twitch.tv
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Live now: Surprise Return to Moria with the mighty @MothInAMug! Time to dig too deep, find trouble, and probably yell at rocks.
Game: Return to Moria
Dad joke: Why don’t dwarves ever get lost? They always mine their own business.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Game: Return to Moria
Dad joke: Why don’t dwarves ever get lost? They always mine their own business.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? - Because the “P” is silent.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? - Because the “P” is silent.
Why did the chicken go to the séance? – To talk to the other side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why did the chicken go to the séance? – To talk to the other side.
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.What did one hat say to the other? – You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
How do you organize a space party? – You planet.What did one hat say to the other? – You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
Live now: Subathon Stream 48 — diving back into the Toxic DLC and clearing the mess one glowing cloud at a time ☣️🌍
Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet cross the galaxy? To get to the brighter side.
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Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet cross the galaxy? To get to the brighter side.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 48 — diving back into the Toxic DLC and clearing the mess one glowing cloud at a time ☣️🌍
Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet cross the galaxy? To get to the brighter side.
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Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet cross the galaxy? To get to the brighter side.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Live now: Subathon Stream 47 — diving into the new Toxicity DLC for Planet Crafter! Radioactive chaos, glowing goo, and questionable oxygen choices await ☣️🌍
Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet break up with me? It needed space.
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Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet break up with me? It needed space.
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 47 — diving into the new Toxicity DLC for Planet Crafter! Radioactive chaos, glowing goo, and questionable oxygen choices await ☣️🌍
Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet break up with me? It needed space.
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Game: Planet Crafter
Dad joke: Why did the toxic planet break up with me? It needed space.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why don’t crabs give to charity? – Because they’re shellfish.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why don’t crabs give to charity? – Because they’re shellfish.
Live now: Subathon Stream 46 — returning to the deep blue in Subnautica! Exploring, crafting, panicking… the usual underwater routine 🌊🐟
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below “sea” level.
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Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below “sea” level.
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 46 — returning to the deep blue in Subnautica! Exploring, crafting, panicking… the usual underwater routine 🌊🐟
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below “sea” level.
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Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why don’t fish do well in school? They’re always swimming below “sea” level.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? - Because they’re shellfish.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? - Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? - All of the fans left.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? - All of the fans left.
What do you call a factory that makes good products? – A satisfactory.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
What do you call a factory that makes good products? – A satisfactory.
Live now: Subathon Stream 45 — returning to the rails of madness in Void Train! I like trains, I like chaos, and I fear nothing. 🚂💨
Game: Void Train
Dad joke: Why did the train get an award? It had a locomotive for success.
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Game: Void Train
Dad joke: Why did the train get an award? It had a locomotive for success.
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 45 — returning to the rails of madness in Void Train! I like trains, I like chaos, and I fear nothing. 🚂💨
Game: Void Train
Dad joke: Why did the train get an award? It had a locomotive for success.
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Game: Void Train
Dad joke: Why did the train get an award? It had a locomotive for success.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.
Live now: Subathon Stream 44 — climbing aboard the Void Train and hurtling through the unknown. Floating tracks, weird worlds, pure chaos 🚂🌀
Game: Void Train
Why don’t trains ever get lost? They always follow the right track.
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Game: Void Train
Why don’t trains ever get lost? They always follow the right track.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 44 — climbing aboard the Void Train and hurtling through the unknown. Floating tracks, weird worlds, pure chaos 🚂🌀
Game: Void Train
Why don’t trains ever get lost? They always follow the right track.
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Game: Void Train
Why don’t trains ever get lost? They always follow the right track.
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? – They don’t have anybody to go with.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? – They don’t have anybody to go with.
Live now: Subathon Stream 43 — building a mighty ship in Minecraft! Will it sail majestically… or sink faster than my FPS in lava? 🛶😂
Game: Minecraft
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrr-ticulation!
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Game: Minecraft
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrr-ticulation!
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Live now: Subathon Stream 43 — building a mighty ship in Minecraft! Will it sail majestically… or sink faster than my FPS in lava? 🛶😂
Game: Minecraft
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrr-ticulation!
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Game: Minecraft
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrr-ticulation!
👉 twitch.tv/beardeddad1987