Lorenzo Cortes
@hoyatexas.bsky.social
Hi, I’m from nearby Laredo, TX. 5’13” in SoCal. You might know me from being down with Georgetown and liking cold brew and breakfast tacos.
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Bobo just wanted to keep the game close in the 2nd/3rd qtrs
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bobo just wanted to keep the game close in the 2nd/3rd qtrs
Smart and Bobo had sharp gameplan against Texas defense - in short yardage or deep red zone, they passed and didn’t let Texas’ run defense stuff up the action - short snd intermediate stuff open all night
@onlyonejj.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social
@onlyonejj.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Smart and Bobo had sharp gameplan against Texas defense - in short yardage or deep red zone, they passed and didn’t let Texas’ run defense stuff up the action - short snd intermediate stuff open all night
@onlyonejj.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social
@onlyonejj.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social
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More than meets the eye!
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
More than meets the eye!
@drcamacho.bsky.social first half second half
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@drcamacho.bsky.social first half second half
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Time to bring back big if true.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Time to bring back big if true.
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More MOO-related pixel art
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
More MOO-related pixel art
College football: it happens
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
College football: it happens
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How bad is the political discussion at this family dinner tonight? I am refreshed by a conversation of how NIL is ruining college football.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
How bad is the political discussion at this family dinner tonight? I am refreshed by a conversation of how NIL is ruining college football.
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Yes the billionaire pedophiles can’t type a normal email and also weird affects like that can be cheap hacks to try and evade basic e-discovery crawls sooooooo
Just sayin
Just sayin
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yes the billionaire pedophiles can’t type a normal email and also weird affects like that can be cheap hacks to try and evade basic e-discovery crawls sooooooo
Just sayin
Just sayin
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Los Angeles is ready for many things but “torrential rain” is not among them.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Los Angeles is ready for many things but “torrential rain” is not among them.
The thing about the running Louisville cardinal in the Heisman pose at midfield is that it still has teeth @edsbs.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social @reflectivity.bsky.social @sarahkelly.bsky.social @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The thing about the running Louisville cardinal in the Heisman pose at midfield is that it still has teeth @edsbs.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social @reflectivity.bsky.social @sarahkelly.bsky.social @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
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i dont think you can violate more commandments in one go than this. this is I - IV right in the trash
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i dont think you can violate more commandments in one go than this. this is I - IV right in the trash
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There are still Paterno truthers out there and personally I think they should be mocked forever
The Paterno Riots were so bad. And sad. And also gave us this.
February 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There are still Paterno truthers out there and personally I think they should be mocked forever
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The Immaculate Grid GOAT
The Spain game will be OG QB2 Josh Johnson’s 10th international NFL game. He’s played in all 3 London stadiums & said he told his less traveled teammates to try the local food (he’s had oxtail lasagna and a carrot soup, and to beware the slick pitch “gotta have your feet underneath you more”
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Immaculate Grid GOAT
The story branching in this direction was frankly unexpected
Michael Wolff tried to buy New York Mag — with money from Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein.
So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
So Wolff didn't just have a reporter-source relationship with Epstein. Nor was Wolff his informal PR adviser. They saw each other as potential business partners.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Blurred lines: how Michael Wolff aspired to be part of elite circles he wrote about
The writer who features prominently in newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails has achieved extraordinary access but faced questions about his journalistic ethics
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The story branching in this direction was frankly unexpected
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I've been bedridden for the last 10 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.
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October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I've been bedridden for the last 10 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
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Huge swaths of the people we encounter every day have never been taught to sound out an unfamiliar word or look it up in the dictionary, even though it’s never been easier to look something up!
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Huge swaths of the people we encounter every day have never been taught to sound out an unfamiliar word or look it up in the dictionary, even though it’s never been easier to look something up!
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This post already becoming extremely relevant and probably will be relevant every day for the foreseeable future
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This post already becoming extremely relevant and probably will be relevant every day for the foreseeable future
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with Ben Rortvedt now a Red, Tony Gonsolin and Michael Grove free agents, and Alex Vesia's option picked up, Dodgers are down to five players eligible for salary arbitration this offseason
Brusdar Graterol
Evan Phillips
Anthony Banda
Brock Stewart
Alex Call
Brusdar Graterol
Evan Phillips
Anthony Banda
Brock Stewart
Alex Call
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
with Ben Rortvedt now a Red, Tony Gonsolin and Michael Grove free agents, and Alex Vesia's option picked up, Dodgers are down to five players eligible for salary arbitration this offseason
Brusdar Graterol
Evan Phillips
Anthony Banda
Brock Stewart
Alex Call
Brusdar Graterol
Evan Phillips
Anthony Banda
Brock Stewart
Alex Call
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Don’t need the 30 for 30, I’ll just watch this for two hours.
Man, I started tearing up for real, this is a great video of us @hollyanderson.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Don’t need the 30 for 30, I’ll just watch this for two hours.
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/nods in Latino
Yes but not in Black households 🤣
Did yall know rubbing alcohol expired, tf?
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
/nods in Latino
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THAT BOY GOOD
At just 23 years old, Paul Skenes captured the 2025 NL Cy Young Award by unanimous vote.
To understand how Skenes reached the peak of the profession, The Athletic spoke with nine of his current and former catchers, covering every level from youth ball to the big leagues.
To understand how Skenes reached the peak of the profession, The Athletic spoke with nine of his current and former catchers, covering every level from youth ball to the big leagues.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
THAT BOY GOOD
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If you can still see the letters !!
If the Vicks ain’t from the 90s, I don’t want it.
Vicks does too, but Black people ignore that as well. lol
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If you can still see the letters !!