Lorenzo Cortes
@hoyatexas.bsky.social
Hi, I’m from nearby Laredo, TX. 5’13” in SoCal. You might know me from being down with Georgetown and liking cold brew and breakfast tacos.
“I invented me-Ization and they drink the fertilizer” - Pasteur in heaven somewhere
I will never stop harping on this: don‘t drink raw milk! Why not? Easy answer. Raw milk = suspended particles of cow shit in the milk. Does anyone think drinking cow shit is a good idea?
Idaho reports spike in illnesses linked to raw milk; multiple children sick, two hospitalized
State health officials are warning Idahoans about the risks of drinking raw, unpasteurized milk after a recent rise in serious infections — including cases involving young children.
www.kivitv.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“I invented me-Ization and they drink the fertilizer” - Pasteur in heaven somewhere
Delilah is the horror in the wheel of life spinning towards us smiling the peppermint clean teeth of forthcoming doom
Here’s Jingle Bells
Here’s Jingle Bells
a boppy gwen stefani christmas song playing after a guy in the military called delilah and talked about being afraid the distance is too much for his wife and she’s going to leave him
never change
never change
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Delilah is the horror in the wheel of life spinning towards us smiling the peppermint clean teeth of forthcoming doom
Here’s Jingle Bells
Here’s Jingle Bells
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November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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We should all be outraged.
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough.
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Pertussis, best prevented with a vaccine, has killed three Kentucky babies in the last 12 months.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
kentuckylantern.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We should all be outraged.
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anecdotally in our very focused search / sell area: if a house is “nice”, it’s gone in moments. If it needs work, whew you’re fucked.
Hey umm... is it good or bad when people find themselves unable to sell their homes to willing buyers?
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/h...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/h...
Sellers are taking their homes off the market at the fastest pace in nearly a decade
Home sellers are taking their homes off the market at a fast clip, because they are sitting for more than 60 days and prices are weakening.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
anecdotally in our very focused search / sell area: if a house is “nice”, it’s gone in moments. If it needs work, whew you’re fucked.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
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Kick the FG damn
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Kick the FG damn
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Shanahan's gonna call like 30 runs in a row now
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Shanahan's gonna call like 30 runs in a row now
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Tonight’s game has already emerged as a challenger for this title
This gotta be one of the dumbest football games I’ve ever seen (not sure whether complimentary or derogatory)
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tonight’s game has already emerged as a challenger for this title
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Yes, my brother sent me this & I reminded him that I'm not an Eagles fan lol smh
And my brother just sent me this.... I should've blocked him 😩🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes, my brother sent me this & I reminded him that I'm not an Eagles fan lol smh
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lol you should be thanking the idiotic Steelers
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
lol you should be thanking the idiotic Steelers
Thx again for George Pickens @onlyonejj.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thx again for George Pickens @onlyonejj.bsky.social @amandamull.bsky.social
Are Bears will win nfc north? @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Are Bears will win nfc north? @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
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Another update: @itsthebrandi.bsky.social for Betty her microlocs!!! Gonna link some other wishes below if you still want to help some kids, or go directly to www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Another update: @itsthebrandi.bsky.social for Betty her microlocs!!! Gonna link some other wishes below if you still want to help some kids, or go directly to www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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not the heroine we deserve, but the one we need
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
not the heroine we deserve, but the one we need
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omg i was only half-listening to that one and STILL it was a lot
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
omg i was only half-listening to that one and STILL it was a lot
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social YO that Delilah show is on 103.5 here in LA. This “squirrels in the garden” story is RICH IN METAPHORS
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social YO that Delilah show is on 103.5 here in LA. This “squirrels in the garden” story is RICH IN METAPHORS
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NC State just recovered the funniest fuckin turnover on a punt i have seen in a minute
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
NC State just recovered the funniest fuckin turnover on a punt i have seen in a minute
Skeletor suing Megatron
LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Skeletor suing Megatron
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LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
LSU v. Brian Kelly is such an interesting legal matter. Because on the one side, you have LSU trying the most intellectually insulting thing in the history of contracts. Their lawyers should probably be disbarred for participating in this sham. But on the other side, you have, you know, Brian Kelly
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Let us showrun the Muppet Show reboot dammit
And the set is a lush brook with a chorus of back up frogs and it ends with TSwift falling off a willow tree and into the water, where Miss Piggy makes some pithy remark about fate and keeping it 100 in the drink
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Let us showrun the Muppet Show reboot dammit
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There is literally no good reason why The Muppet Show is not a required stop on the press circuit like Hot Ones or Call Her Daddy. I have zero interest in watching Taylor Swift chop it up with Jimmy Fallon but I would commit felonies to have her and Miss Piggy duet Ophelia about Kermit
Channel surfing with Linda Ronstadt performing "Blue Bayou" on The Muppet Show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBmI...
Linda Ronstadt - Blue Bayou (@ The Muppets Show)
YouTube video by TransatlanticMoments
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There is literally no good reason why The Muppet Show is not a required stop on the press circuit like Hot Ones or Call Her Daddy. I have zero interest in watching Taylor Swift chop it up with Jimmy Fallon but I would commit felonies to have her and Miss Piggy duet Ophelia about Kermit