Michael
@masmus.bsky.social
Like crème brûlée, I've a soft and sweet center encased by a burnt, cynical shell. Paid video editor, unpaid writer. he | him | hymn
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At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
he's running
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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It Was Just an Accident left me shelled shocked, and now in a daze I’m meandering streets in the rain, deeply unsettled
What a movie
What a movie
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It Was Just an Accident left me shelled shocked, and now in a daze I’m meandering streets in the rain, deeply unsettled
What a movie
What a movie
And I’m proud to be a millennial where at least I know I’m twee
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And I’m proud to be a millennial where at least I know I’m twee
The Third Man sewer chase
Rewatched POINT BREAK and got me thinking: what are the great foot chases in cinema? Feel like the foot chase is an underrated action form.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The Third Man sewer chase
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If my first compliment to a movie is "the actors were good" you know I didn't like that shit
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If my first compliment to a movie is "the actors were good" you know I didn't like that shit
When I first landed a job teaching college freshmen I got on some overthinking anxiety spirals on if I’d find a student attractive and then on the first day when I saw them I was like, “oh you’re all children.”
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
When I first landed a job teaching college freshmen I got on some overthinking anxiety spirals on if I’d find a student attractive and then on the first day when I saw them I was like, “oh you’re all children.”
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you can probably point to examples of some #metoo advocates crossing some lines, sure. those lines crossed pale in comparison to the injustices they’re standing up too so much that it’s frankly embarrassing to even bring them up.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
you can probably point to examples of some #metoo advocates crossing some lines, sure. those lines crossed pale in comparison to the injustices they’re standing up too so much that it’s frankly embarrassing to even bring them up.
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I'm learning that the baseball offseason is mostly just a bunch of dudes throwing around trading conspiracy theories that would make flat earthers weep. Yeah man, that one pitcher you like is coming to the Jays because five years ago he wore a blue hat and mentioned he likes birds. I love it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm learning that the baseball offseason is mostly just a bunch of dudes throwing around trading conspiracy theories that would make flat earthers weep. Yeah man, that one pitcher you like is coming to the Jays because five years ago he wore a blue hat and mentioned he likes birds. I love it.
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Kevin Hart is the mechanized Balatro: the jester fae that once haunted the courts of dead empires but whose domain is now undead capital. He is the spirit of a fell world, immiserated by its rationality and its pursuant disenchantment.
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it really does feel like he was hollowed out at some point by a terrifying eldritch exec and is just biomechanical at this point, switching on and off when a podcast or commercial is needed and put into storage when not to save space
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kevin Hart is the mechanized Balatro: the jester fae that once haunted the courts of dead empires but whose domain is now undead capital. He is the spirit of a fell world, immiserated by its rationality and its pursuant disenchantment.
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And I’ll do it again!
men will watch every single ken burn’s documentary instead of going to therapy
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
And I’ll do it again!
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
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November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Applications are currently open for naming rights of the fella, please submit names if you have them
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“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
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Blake Treinen got his shit owned all year because of woke bats
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Blake Treinen got his shit owned all year because of woke bats
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Applications are currently open for naming rights of the fella, please submit names if you have them
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DAVID BYRNE’S WEDDING OFFICIANT: No that’s definitely her
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
DAVID BYRNE’S WEDDING OFFICIANT: No that’s definitely her
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On Friday, heavily policed Indigenous groups blockaded #COP30 conference entrance in protests.
The members of the Munduruku people met #COP30 president André Corrêa do Lago and demanded an end to invasions of their land. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The members of the Munduruku people met #COP30 president André Corrêa do Lago and demanded an end to invasions of their land. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Indigenous groups blockade Cop30 conference entrance in protests – as it happened
The members of the Munduruku people met Cop30 president André Corrêa do Lago and demanded an end to invasions of their land
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
On Friday, heavily policed Indigenous groups blockaded #COP30 conference entrance in protests.
The members of the Munduruku people met #COP30 president André Corrêa do Lago and demanded an end to invasions of their land. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The members of the Munduruku people met #COP30 president André Corrêa do Lago and demanded an end to invasions of their land. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
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It isn’t that so many of the world’s most powerful men happen to be sexual sadists. It is that at a certain level of power, what obscenity is left but to violate the most vulnerable? Wealth shifts the baseline of morality until what is possible is acceptable. With enough money, anything is possible.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It isn’t that so many of the world’s most powerful men happen to be sexual sadists. It is that at a certain level of power, what obscenity is left but to violate the most vulnerable? Wealth shifts the baseline of morality until what is possible is acceptable. With enough money, anything is possible.