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Logan Hard
@loganhard.bsky.social
Elitist, Usually pleasant, Tired
Pinned
Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social a little something to remember as you pointlessly try and find common ground with these ghouls across the aisle:
There is nothing centrists Dems love more than the Police.
Q: Is it your posture to put restrictions on ICE as a condition for funding DHS?

JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
@dennycarter.bsky.social reports of flurries for the Bears game. I can already hear my fellow fans starting to say “Bear Weather” and I want to jump off a cliff.
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Bluey and Peppa Pig need to be next. I want an Axis of Reasonable Childrens Programming Heroes.
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
If you have a centrist Dem consultant or firm or think tank in your phone as a recent call, you may gather your things and turn you badge in at the door.
We need to remake the Democratic Party
Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
God this shit is so fucking embarrassing. Centrists Dems can go away forever.
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Chucky my boy, I know the centrists think tanks out there really want you to believe the American people are incapable of following more than one news story at a time but I guarantee you I have enough rage chambers to be mad about groceries, the Epstein files and the war crimes. Also, retire please.
Schumer: "It makes you think that maybe to Trump he wants to distract the American people, as he always does, from the skyrocketing costs they are facing, from the Epstein files."
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social
Many are saying about how prophetic your writing is.
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The vibes will be immaculate when @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov get that bipartisan censure of the President passed in 2027 for these Venezuelan war crimes. This is the action they know the American people crave.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM ON A PLANE WITH A BABY WHO SAYS “HI” TO EVERYONE AS HE GOES DOWN THE AISLE
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
GLAM!
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Awww poor baby.
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Heywood Allen? The auteur?
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The 2018 Benedict Cumberbatch Grinch is far superior to the 1966 TV special.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Watching the Rankin Bass Rudolph and it occurred to me Donner would definitely be MAGA
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
They don’t get it. They never will. PRIMARY ALL OF THEM.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Me to my Wegovy injector this morning, knowing how I’m going to eat tonight:
a man in a wrestling ring with a sign that says hbx
Alt: “I’m sorry. I love you”
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Your 2025 Chicago Bears
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM