Logan Hard
@loganhard.bsky.social
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Logan Hard
@loganhard.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Hey @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social a little something to remember as you pointlessly try and find common ground with these ghouls across the aisle:
“Hello? Police? Yes, I’m camping in a parking lot and character actor John Turturro is wandering around. Talking to a make believe camera crew and giving boilerplate football analyst takes.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Hello? Police? Yes, I’m camping in a parking lot and character actor John Turturro is wandering around. Talking to a make believe camera crew and giving boilerplate football analyst takes.”
Every time they cut to Pete Carrol on the sidelines, this is what I see:
a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Every time they cut to Pete Carrol on the sidelines, this is what I see:
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@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
@dennycarter.bsky.social I believe this is analytics…
@allenanalysis.bsky.social ♨️
HOLY HELL; 🔥
JB #Pritzker just went nuclear on #Trump:
“Donald Trump & his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. And Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.”
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HOLY HELL; 🔥
JB #Pritzker just went nuclear on #Trump:
“Donald Trump & his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. And Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.”
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November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social I believe this is analytics…
Sports Dynasties are boring.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sports Dynasties are boring.
Awful
Making dinner, will text after.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Awful
So, the Boomers final legacy is going to be consistently and hilariously getting fooled by AI-slop. What a way to go….
Our future? Maybe don't fall for things just because you want to believe them.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So, the Boomers final legacy is going to be consistently and hilariously getting fooled by AI-slop. What a way to go….
MLB HISTORICAL FACTS: In 2006, the Jacked Bird from the Blue Jays logo was named in the Mitchell Report, alongside Mark McGuire and Roger Clemens. He didn’t deny it, saying, “We knew we weren’t taking bird seed”
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
MLB HISTORICAL FACTS: In 2006, the Jacked Bird from the Blue Jays logo was named in the Mitchell Report, alongside Mark McGuire and Roger Clemens. He didn’t deny it, saying, “We knew we weren’t taking bird seed”
“And did you see all the glass bridges in Portland? They’re all plywood now too. So many old woman just jumping on the with heavy rocks. The dogs save the babies, it’s very brave. We call them good dogs”
So his handlers are showing him AI videos of blue cities being burned to the ground. That’s almost certain at this point.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“And did you see all the glass bridges in Portland? They’re all plywood now too. So many old woman just jumping on the with heavy rocks. The dogs save the babies, it’s very brave. We call them good dogs”
Character Actor Brian Thomas’ most challenging role yet.
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Character Actor Brian Thomas’ most challenging role yet.
@drewmagary.bsky.social im just starting my Wegovy journey — partly because you made it sound not that bad, and reduced some of the stigma in my mind — and I just wanted to say thanks and see how it’s going for you since the last Funbag back in January that you wrote?
October 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social im just starting my Wegovy journey — partly because you made it sound not that bad, and reduced some of the stigma in my mind — and I just wanted to say thanks and see how it’s going for you since the last Funbag back in January that you wrote?
Fucking RAFFI from the top rope. He’s coming out with a stronger statement on Trump than @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social or @schumer.senate.gov
can’t read yet another post on the horrors of ICE raids on American citizens. what do you call a POTUS who declares war on the people? #traitortrump #felon47
October 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fucking RAFFI from the top rope. He’s coming out with a stronger statement on Trump than @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social or @schumer.senate.gov
I thought liberals were these avocado toast eating, kombucha drinking, participation trophy giving snowflakes? Now we’re a well funded anarchist militia? Which one is it?
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I thought liberals were these avocado toast eating, kombucha drinking, participation trophy giving snowflakes? Now we’re a well funded anarchist militia? Which one is it?
The law enforcement/defense dept of this whole administration is basically a sentient Affliction shirt circa 2009.
October 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The law enforcement/defense dept of this whole administration is basically a sentient Affliction shirt circa 2009.
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every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft
"It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in, but he's copying tactics of Vladimir Putin. Sending troops into cities, thinking that that's some sort of proving ground for war.. is just, frankly, inane and I'm concerned for his health"
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Pritzker compares Trump to Putin, calls for invoking 25th Amendment for suggesting military use Chicago as "training grounds"
After President Trump suggested Chicago should be used as "training grounds for our military," Gov Pritzker said the 25th Amendment should be invoked to remove the president from office, saying "there...
www.cbsnews.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
every day JB is out there showing none of this is hard, the democratic party is just that soft