Merry Christmasmus
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Like crème brûlée, I've a soft and sweet center encased by a burnt, cynical shell. Paid video editor, unpaid writer. he | him | hymn
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I have heard the story of a ship coming into port with no living soul on board, but I did not know that Dracula had propped up a corpse at the wheel like it was steering. Very affecting scene and yet this is a very “everyone is twelve” prank for an ageless being to pull.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have heard the story of a ship coming into port with no living soul on board, but I did not know that Dracula had propped up a corpse at the wheel like it was steering. Very affecting scene and yet this is a very “everyone is twelve” prank for an ageless being to pull.
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
I’ve watched two movies today where a kid is run over in the middle of the street, totally unplanned and bizarre coincidence
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I’ve watched two movies today where a kid is run over in the middle of the street, totally unplanned and bizarre coincidence
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If Benoit Blanc is such a great detective, why hasn’t he noticed these are all the same guy
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If Benoit Blanc is such a great detective, why hasn’t he noticed these are all the same guy
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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Remember to pull your feet under the blanket before you go to bed so Quentin Tarantino doesn't suck your toes in your sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Remember to pull your feet under the blanket before you go to bed so Quentin Tarantino doesn't suck your toes in your sleep.
I saw Lawrence of Arabia for the first time the other year on 70mm, and when the curtain opened to the Columbia logo I audibly gasped. I was slack jawed the whole watch. It overwhelmed me.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I saw Lawrence of Arabia for the first time the other year on 70mm, and when the curtain opened to the Columbia logo I audibly gasped. I was slack jawed the whole watch. It overwhelmed me.
4.5hr Kill Bill? Would love to see it. And I’m sure my neighbors and dog with very vocal separation anxiety would love that too.
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
4.5hr Kill Bill? Would love to see it. And I’m sure my neighbors and dog with very vocal separation anxiety would love that too.
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Animaniacs please do something
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Animaniacs please do something
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ok idk the correlation between a bisexual barista and good coffee but there's magic that happens every time
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ok idk the correlation between a bisexual barista and good coffee but there's magic that happens every time
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(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who judge their good friends for still using Spotify!
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all who judge their good friends for still using Spotify!
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MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
MASSIVE FUCKUP: there’s a new 4K streaming restoration of Twin Peaks and in the pilot episode you can see the reflection of a scary-looking crew member in a mirror. how did they screw this up so badly?
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One Blessing After Another
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
One Blessing After Another
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What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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“Christ did not die for the good and beautiful. It is easy enough to die for the good and beautiful; the hard thing is to die for the miserable and corrupt.”
― Shūsaku Endō, Silence
― Shūsaku Endō, Silence
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Christ did not die for the good and beautiful. It is easy enough to die for the good and beautiful; the hard thing is to die for the miserable and corrupt.”
― Shūsaku Endō, Silence
― Shūsaku Endō, Silence
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Welp, it's December! Time to break out the...
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Welp, it's December! Time to break out the...
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What what The Chair Company finale boy I feel like I’m levitating in simultaneously the best/worst shroom trip ever
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
What what The Chair Company finale boy I feel like I’m levitating in simultaneously the best/worst shroom trip ever