Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Since @cockybovine.bsky.social asked, here’s my general gumbo process/recipe for everyone.
The surest sign I’ve grown as a person is I’m not remotely considering leaving Baton Rouge for Houston at the last minute tomorrow to watch LSU lose in an exhibition game.
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The surest sign I’ve grown as a person is I’m not remotely considering leaving Baton Rouge for Houston at the last minute tomorrow to watch LSU lose in an exhibition game.
The canines yearn for avocados (from Mexico).
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The canines yearn for avocados (from Mexico).
Probably, and that’s their problem, I’m delightful.
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Probably, and that’s their problem, I’m delightful.
The standard bachelor chow of two burger patties and a whole sweet potato is yet to be defeated and wouldn’t you know it, today was no exception.
Might eat a third burger patty too.
Might eat a third burger patty too.
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The standard bachelor chow of two burger patties and a whole sweet potato is yet to be defeated and wouldn’t you know it, today was no exception.
Might eat a third burger patty too.
Might eat a third burger patty too.
77 degrees and sunny in December, I am going to fight the weather
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
77 degrees and sunny in December, I am going to fight the weather
I think Kyle Whittingham is probably the best Michigan can do given the circumstances of the hire, and he’s going to significantly raise Michigan’s floor while the school rinses the Harbaugh + Warde Manuel out of the athletic department, then he can pass it off to whoever’s next in 2-3 years.
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I think Kyle Whittingham is probably the best Michigan can do given the circumstances of the hire, and he’s going to significantly raise Michigan’s floor while the school rinses the Harbaugh + Warde Manuel out of the athletic department, then he can pass it off to whoever’s next in 2-3 years.
Ali procured one of these Amp Fitness machine gimmicks since both of us are looking to build more functional strength (since we’re good at cardio but not that), did my first workout on it (arms) and I can already tell that this thing is gonna kick my ass.
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ali procured one of these Amp Fitness machine gimmicks since both of us are looking to build more functional strength (since we’re good at cardio but not that), did my first workout on it (arms) and I can already tell that this thing is gonna kick my ass.
Watched this video about the death of hobbies and hoo boy it resonates with me. youtu.be/i-nlL-WF9TM?...
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December 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Watched this video about the death of hobbies and hoo boy it resonates with me. youtu.be/i-nlL-WF9TM?...
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight.
Bookended my dinner plate with two bowls of gumbo
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Bookended my dinner plate with two bowls of gumbo
Y’all know I keep that thang on me
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Y’all know I keep that thang on me
The Detroit Lions and the Spirit of Giving
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Detroit Lions and the Spirit of Giving
Proper holiday gathering attire is important. For our Christmas celebration today, the dress code is “Florida semi-formal” which means a nice button-down fishing shirt. No plain PFG solar shirts. That’s “Florida semi-casual.”
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Proper holiday gathering attire is important. For our Christmas celebration today, the dress code is “Florida semi-formal” which means a nice button-down fishing shirt. No plain PFG solar shirts. That’s “Florida semi-casual.”
Eating the basque cheesecake right out of the box, the perfect crime
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Eating the basque cheesecake right out of the box, the perfect crime
Mandatory 3ish miles down. Merry Bucketmas to all, why the fuck does Baton Rouge have April weather right now, this is horseshit.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mandatory 3ish miles down. Merry Bucketmas to all, why the fuck does Baton Rouge have April weather right now, this is horseshit.
Thanks to the power of radar, I’ll know when I’m going to be hit by a car several hundred meters before it happens.
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thanks to the power of radar, I’ll know when I’m going to be hit by a car several hundred meters before it happens.
Merry Christmas, don’t watch the new episode of Fallout today, maybe give it until the weekend.
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Merry Christmas, don’t watch the new episode of Fallout today, maybe give it until the weekend.
The long, slow simmer is done and we’re cooling.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The long, slow simmer is done and we’re cooling.
Merry Christmas to the dogs WHO BETTER NOT WAKE US UP EARLY TOMORROW
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Merry Christmas to the dogs WHO BETTER NOT WAKE US UP EARLY TOMORROW
Cherry Coke Zero and a Kit-Kat, hell yeah
December 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cherry Coke Zero and a Kit-Kat, hell yeah
This vegan ground beef sucks.
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This vegan ground beef sucks.