Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Since @cockybovine.bsky.social asked, here’s my general gumbo process/recipe for everyone.
Grilled chicken breasts, air fried sweet potatoes, and the Sopranos, scumbag dinner of choice.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Grilled chicken breasts, air fried sweet potatoes, and the Sopranos, scumbag dinner of choice.
Sanderson Farms said “give us the chicken version of Scott Steiner and make as many as you can.”
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sanderson Farms said “give us the chicken version of Scott Steiner and make as many as you can.”
My brain has decided that 2026 is the Year of House Music because it helps release the feel good chemicals.
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
My brain has decided that 2026 is the Year of House Music because it helps release the feel good chemicals.
[/extremely Bruce Buffer voice]
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My SEC baseball preseason power rankings are here! See which teams I’m higher on than most and which I’m skeptical of: www.tennessean.com/story/sports...
SEC baseball preseason power rankings led by reigning champion LSU
LSU leads the USA TODAY Network's SEC baseball preseason power rankings for the 2026 season. Where is Tennessee, Vanderbilt?
www.tennessean.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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I love how Mace’s line of thinking is trying to be a gotcha moment, when in reality it’s almost always met with “yeah man fuck that guy too”
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I love how Mace’s line of thinking is trying to be a gotcha moment, when in reality it’s almost always met with “yeah man fuck that guy too”
2025 was about race frequency, 2026 is about distance, time, and doing new things.
The docket:
-break a 4-hour marathon (in Chicago, I’m close!)
-complete a 50K trail race (in 11 days, God willing)
-Sub-49:00 10K (we’ll see!)
And now!
-100K bike race
The docket:
-break a 4-hour marathon (in Chicago, I’m close!)
-complete a 50K trail race (in 11 days, God willing)
-Sub-49:00 10K (we’ll see!)
And now!
-100K bike race
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
2025 was about race frequency, 2026 is about distance, time, and doing new things.
The docket:
-break a 4-hour marathon (in Chicago, I’m close!)
-complete a 50K trail race (in 11 days, God willing)
-Sub-49:00 10K (we’ll see!)
And now!
-100K bike race
The docket:
-break a 4-hour marathon (in Chicago, I’m close!)
-complete a 50K trail race (in 11 days, God willing)
-Sub-49:00 10K (we’ll see!)
And now!
-100K bike race
A man is hit with a sudden craving for a Popeyes biscuit
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
A man is hit with a sudden craving for a Popeyes biscuit
I wanna give this dude a tornado DDT so bad
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I wanna give this dude a tornado DDT so bad
Rode my bike for the first time in months yesterday to start up this 100K training plan. I’ve gotten to where I don’t use headphones when running, let alone cycling, and folks it didn’t take me long to hit the point of singing songs to myself about things I was doing and seeing on the ride.
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Rode my bike for the first time in months yesterday to start up this 100K training plan. I’ve gotten to where I don’t use headphones when running, let alone cycling, and folks it didn’t take me long to hit the point of singing songs to myself about things I was doing and seeing on the ride.
I couldn’t imagine *using* ChatGPT for 30 days, let alone stopping for 30 days, [/opens white Monster] because I’m just built different.
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I couldn’t imagine *using* ChatGPT for 30 days, let alone stopping for 30 days, [/opens white Monster] because I’m just built different.
Looks like we’re doing this
Might be about to find out if I can go from nearly zero significant saddle time to cycling a metric century by May, I’ve never been smart
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Looks like we’re doing this
Local cyclist declares war on all neighborhood golf carts, but especially those driven by children.
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Local cyclist declares war on all neighborhood golf carts, but especially those driven by children.
It has flour but no fat to mix it in, mixes land and sea (not a fan of that personally), I believe it says “beef wieners,” which is not in any gumbo I’ve seen before. 1/10
@zrau.bsky.social in line at Tiana’s / old Splash Mountain
Can I get a review for accuracy on this gumbo recipe
Can I get a review for accuracy on this gumbo recipe
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It has flour but no fat to mix it in, mixes land and sea (not a fan of that personally), I believe it says “beef wieners,” which is not in any gumbo I’ve seen before. 1/10
Might be about to find out if I can go from nearly zero significant saddle time to cycling a metric century by May, I’ve never been smart
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Might be about to find out if I can go from nearly zero significant saddle time to cycling a metric century by May, I’ve never been smart
Never allowing anyone who lives on the east coast make me feel culturally illiterate ever again
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Never allowing anyone who lives on the east coast make me feel culturally illiterate ever again
Every week I get an email from On3 about MAJOR MOVEMENT in the men’s hoops AP Top 25, and I can’t recall a period where college hoops has had less juice for me personally since before I was aware it existed, feels weird.
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Every week I get an email from On3 about MAJOR MOVEMENT in the men’s hoops AP Top 25, and I can’t recall a period where college hoops has had less juice for me personally since before I was aware it existed, feels weird.
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BODY: I feel weird
BRAIN: have you engaged in self-care today
BODY: are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop
BRAIN: have you engaged in self-care today
BODY: are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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It’s been 250 years of “actually, THIS is the biggest problem,” when in reality each “biggest problem” is basically masking that we’ve lived in a culture that’s always based on exploiting something or someone, somewhere.
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It’s been 250 years of “actually, THIS is the biggest problem,” when in reality each “biggest problem” is basically masking that we’ve lived in a culture that’s always based on exploiting something or someone, somewhere.
As a college sports media,,,
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
As a college sports media,,,
I did not have high expectations for Will Campbell in this game based on what I had been reading as I followed his rookie season, what I didn’t expect was that their LG would be as bad too.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I did not have high expectations for Will Campbell in this game based on what I had been reading as I followed his rookie season, what I didn’t expect was that their LG would be as bad too.
Reposted by Zach 🐷🤠
Never wrong, just early
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Never wrong, just early