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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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FUN FACT: if you run roughly six miles at a 10:40/mi pace, you can listen to “It’s All Coming Back to Me” by Celine Dion approximately eight and a half times.
It’s kinda crazy that Jordan Love and Joe Burrow played each other in college, but it barely registers six years later.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
43 degrees and I’m out grilling, hello fellow Midwestern dads
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Way in which the Fullcast has broken my brain No. 42,069: just referred to a pack of multiple sirloin steaks as “sirs loin” to a grocery store worker on accident.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Brian “ey whoa fuck you pal” Kelly
Brian “I’m walkin’ here!” Kelly
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The New York Football Giants should hire Brian Kelly.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tokyo flights ✅
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Grow your garden and help others tend to theirs when you can. We’re all we’ve got.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Predator: Badlands is the best buddy cop movie released in decades, and I didn’t see the end because the power went out.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We love a good cross promo.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Morning run report: Brian Kelly’s house is not for sale yet, though there were no vehicles parked outside. I mean, not like his was there very much either, but still.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Reposted by Zach 🐷🤠
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sugar free Fuji apple and ginger Red Bull and UCan high carb drink mix, scumbag breakfast of champions (to be updated post-workout).
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Can’t wait to take a picture of the UHaul truck outside of this man’s house
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pitt Superweapon has been charging for about eight years now
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The last two weeks are doing their damnedest to get me to quit on football altogether
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Guys I’m starting to think this Brian Kelly hire isn’t working out
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
me too
I’m legit sad for how bad LSU is in goal to go distance.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tomorrow would be a great time make Jay Johnson the highest paid college baseball coach in the country.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yeah. Sorta of expected a dead cat bounce for 1.5 quarters or so, then we nearly gave up a sack on rush three. Deluge feels like it’s coming here.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
LSU football
a man in a blue shirt with the words " i cannot talk about it without crying " on the bottom
Alt: Tim Robinson can it talk about it without crying
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November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cam Coleman holy shit lol
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM