Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
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“I don’t live somewhere where I can easily get gumbo,” having a negative attitude will get you nowhere, you need to make the gumbo you wish to eat in this world
NBC’s giving everyone an introduction to mirliton dressing tonight huh
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
NBC’s giving everyone an introduction to mirliton dressing tonight huh
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Ali, stylish: “I think I’m going to wear a dress with booties, leggings, and my faux fur jacket today”
Me, slovenly: “you’re getting jeans and a hoodie out of me”
Me, slovenly: “you’re getting jeans and a hoodie out of me”
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ali, stylish: “I think I’m going to wear a dress with booties, leggings, and my faux fur jacket today”
Me, slovenly: “you’re getting jeans and a hoodie out of me”
Me, slovenly: “you’re getting jeans and a hoodie out of me”
Gumbo time (day 5 btw)
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Gumbo time (day 5 btw)
BR Turkey Trot race director is crazy for putting number pickup at the mall the day before Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
BR Turkey Trot race director is crazy for putting number pickup at the mall the day before Thanksgiving.
Am back on my long run route creation bullshit, Baton Rouge is a hellscape of sprawl and stroads, but I’m learning ways to counteract that. www.google.com/maps/d/edit?...
Perkins Road Park to Downtown - Google My Maps
Perkins Road Park to Downtown
www.google.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Am back on my long run route creation bullshit, Baton Rouge is a hellscape of sprawl and stroads, but I’m learning ways to counteract that. www.google.com/maps/d/edit?...
First and only person in the office so far today, gonna move my office chair out to one of the aisles along part of the cube farm, grab a fire extinguisher, and use it to propel myself around the suite.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
First and only person in the office so far today, gonna move my office chair out to one of the aisles along part of the cube farm, grab a fire extinguisher, and use it to propel myself around the suite.
Big “college freshman who just took their first econ and poli sci courses” energy
A 30-year-old ex–hedge fund analyst wants to be governor of Florida. His platform? Scrap H-1Bs, abolish property taxes, and maybe require a lottery just to move to Florida.
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @willsommer.bsky.social try to make sense of James Fishback. lnk.thebulwark.com/43OeMAS?utm_...
@samsteindc.bsky.social and @willsommer.bsky.social try to make sense of James Fishback. lnk.thebulwark.com/43OeMAS?utm_...
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Big “college freshman who just took their first econ and poli sci courses” energy
Having a great time watching everyone get their spreads ready for the holiday, it’s way more normal than me doing unhinged stuff, like slicing 20 lbs. of sausage at 11PM on a Friday.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Having a great time watching everyone get their spreads ready for the holiday, it’s way more normal than me doing unhinged stuff, like slicing 20 lbs. of sausage at 11PM on a Friday.
Guess who has two thumbs, kicks enormous amounts of ass, and is having gumbo for the fourth day in a row.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Guess who has two thumbs, kicks enormous amounts of ass, and is having gumbo for the fourth day in a row.
Addendum to No. 1: I’m wearing my bucket hat to the Turkey Trot on Thursday and Ali is gonna hate it lol
2025 gratitude list. I’ll add to this irregularly since it’s nearly Thanksgiving, feel free to spin off your own and spread some positivity:
1.) I have a loving wife who puts up with my bullshit and a group of family and friends that have come through for me in more ways thank I can count
1.) I have a loving wife who puts up with my bullshit and a group of family and friends that have come through for me in more ways thank I can count
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Addendum to No. 1: I’m wearing my bucket hat to the Turkey Trot on Thursday and Ali is gonna hate it lol
2025 gratitude list. I’ll add to this irregularly since it’s nearly Thanksgiving, feel free to spin off your own and spread some positivity:
1.) I have a loving wife who puts up with my bullshit and a group of family and friends that have come through for me in more ways thank I can count
1.) I have a loving wife who puts up with my bullshit and a group of family and friends that have come through for me in more ways thank I can count
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
2025 gratitude list. I’ll add to this irregularly since it’s nearly Thanksgiving, feel free to spin off your own and spread some positivity:
1.) I have a loving wife who puts up with my bullshit and a group of family and friends that have come through for me in more ways thank I can count
1.) I have a loving wife who puts up with my bullshit and a group of family and friends that have come through for me in more ways thank I can count
Was living in Houston during Katrina, went home for Thanksgiving break because our house was okay, only to be told we’d be doing the holiday in Meridian, MS, with my mom’s family. Did all that only for there to be zero gravy at the meal, I was furious as a 15-year old.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Was living in Houston during Katrina, went home for Thanksgiving break because our house was okay, only to be told we’d be doing the holiday in Meridian, MS, with my mom’s family. Did all that only for there to be zero gravy at the meal, I was furious as a 15-year old.
Maybe is the increase in mileage coupled with two straight home games + tailgates, but for the last three nights I’ve been hit by that immense full-body tired where you start to doze off whenever you stop moving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Maybe is the increase in mileage coupled with two straight home games + tailgates, but for the last three nights I’ve been hit by that immense full-body tired where you start to doze off whenever you stop moving.
Butter
Chop
Nachos
Pulled pork nachos are coming back to the tailgate
Chop
Nachos
Pulled pork nachos are coming back to the tailgate
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Butter
Chop
Nachos
Pulled pork nachos are coming back to the tailgate
Chop
Nachos
Pulled pork nachos are coming back to the tailgate
Imagine not eating a bowl of gumbo for three straight days, could not be me
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Imagine not eating a bowl of gumbo for three straight days, could not be me
“Plea from a Cat Named Virtute” by the Weakerthans came up on a playlist for the first time in a while, hearing that song for the first time when I was in the depths of depression brains and imagining it from my dogs’ perspective was one of the things that motivated me to get the nose up on life
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Plea from a Cat Named Virtute” by the Weakerthans came up on a playlist for the first time in a while, hearing that song for the first time when I was in the depths of depression brains and imagining it from my dogs’ perspective was one of the things that motivated me to get the nose up on life
Got the chance to go to Disney World a couple times in December when it was decently warm, and somehow seeing Christmas decorations there during warm weather is terrific, yet it’s the worst thing in the world in Louisiana. It makes zero sense but that’s how I feel.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Got the chance to go to Disney World a couple times in December when it was decently warm, and somehow seeing Christmas decorations there during warm weather is terrific, yet it’s the worst thing in the world in Louisiana. It makes zero sense but that’s how I feel.
Last truck unload for tailgate season is done. Another successful season in the books. Excited for 2026.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Last truck unload for tailgate season is done. Another successful season in the books. Excited for 2026.
It’s the 20th season of Sunday Night Football on NBC, and I still can’t believe that Disney traded Al Michaels to them for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s the 20th season of Sunday Night Football on NBC, and I still can’t believe that Disney traded Al Michaels to them for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
My local burger joint is living an episode of The Bear right now, they’re all aware of it and it suuuuuucks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My local burger joint is living an episode of The Bear right now, they’re all aware of it and it suuuuuucks.
Eating Day 2 gumbo and watching Sunday football, y’all can’t tell me shit today.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Eating Day 2 gumbo and watching Sunday football, y’all can’t tell me shit today.
Just enjoying this shoe/sock combo for my run this morning, that’s all.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just enjoying this shoe/sock combo for my run this morning, that’s all.
LSU’s home slate is over and I have nowhere else to post this so here’s my thoughts:
1.) I hope to never see three straight home weekends ever again, let alone in September
2.) crowds were good, but peaked with the South Carolina game, weather was not good and neither was the team (unfortunately)
1.) I hope to never see three straight home weekends ever again, let alone in September
2.) crowds were good, but peaked with the South Carolina game, weather was not good and neither was the team (unfortunately)
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
LSU’s home slate is over and I have nowhere else to post this so here’s my thoughts:
1.) I hope to never see three straight home weekends ever again, let alone in September
2.) crowds were good, but peaked with the South Carolina game, weather was not good and neither was the team (unfortunately)
1.) I hope to never see three straight home weekends ever again, let alone in September
2.) crowds were good, but peaked with the South Carolina game, weather was not good and neither was the team (unfortunately)