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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
You know what they say about gumbo, let’s gum that bo.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
DVA Tailgating, 2025.
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Progress
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Big roux
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Early AM couch crew takes the job seriously.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Whole lotta sausage
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
[The Weight plays softly in the background]

The last DVA Tailgating menu of 2025.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
🎶 There's no place I'd rather be / Than on my surfboard out at sea / Lingering in the ocean blue / And if I had one wish come true / I'd surf 'til the sun sets beyond the horizon / 'Āwikiwiki, mai lohilohi / Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu / Flying by on the Hawaiian roller coaster ride 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Lebron to Elon after his 69th straight bucket
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🎉
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Lately both LSU and Florida’s fanbases have been speculating about a visor-wearing, offensive playcalling guru head coach leading their teams this season. With a servant’s heart, I made some Photoshops of what that might look like! I hope everyone enjoys them!
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“slop”
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Either this actually happens or LSU completely plays itself, regardless the outcome is probably going to be hilarious
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Current POV
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
First picture: bad diet, no energy, low T, certified beta

Second picture: Man of God™️, whole food diet, raw milk consumer, high T, certified alpha with sigma rizz
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
HIGH TEST food for a CERTIFIED ALPHA 😤😤😤💯💯💯💪💪💪
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
m e a t
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Got a 5 lb. hunk of the best park of a pork butt for $8 at the grocery store near work, cut it into steaks, we’re eating good tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
LSU, right now:
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Using the recovery boots and they know I’m not moving.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM