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Queer. No racists, fascists, transphobes, fatphobes. they/them.
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Huge thank you to @paulgp.com for making these emails accessible. Y'all, this is Joi Ito, of MIT fame, who ran a fund called Neoteny and fled to Japan when all this broke, joking with Epstein about being deposed regarding his relationship with Trump in 2016.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone why I left economics grad school. Larry Summers is absolutely an exemplar of the average male economist.
Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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She-nis DeMilo
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC

James Gunn will exec produce

(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The fishermen on the great lake have no need to waste their time angling. They instead employ their trusty avian familiars to snatch prey straight out of the water.

The birds are kept well fed for their hard work.
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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capitalism is rule by warlords. medieval brutality with a glaze of decorum that peels off as the populace loses power.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Once again:
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Hamilton is still running, has made Miranda famous, rich(er), and culturally omnipresent, was received with often hysterical degrees of rapture by most critics, and is pretty universally beloved.

The people who can't stand it (myself included) are outliers.
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Alan Wake 2
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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i think we should show a little more gratitude for artificial preservatives. food not going bad so quickly rocks
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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She wrote so many words here literally saying “I was wrong and you all were exactly right about everything” but still thinks she’s been right the whole time. Truly one of the dumbest dumb bitches on the planet. That she expects everyone else to show grace after this total non apology is laughable.
Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM