Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Cain Culto is one of the sexiest men I’ve ever seen and I’m tired of not talking about it
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cain Culto is one of the sexiest men I’ve ever seen and I’m tired of not talking about it
I’ve got to stop being surprised that gay dudes wanna fuck guys that look like them cus duh that’s why they look like that usually
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’ve got to stop being surprised that gay dudes wanna fuck guys that look like them cus duh that’s why they look like that usually
Checked in for my first therapy session in about 6 weeks 😱 I’ve had a whole career change since then!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Checked in for my first therapy session in about 6 weeks 😱 I’ve had a whole career change since then!!
The told us to make sure we’re communicating with each other if we have to step away from the front desk so now everyone is saying things like “I’m communicating everyone that I’m taking a bathroom break” and everyone is replying with “thank you for communicating that to us” it’s a great time
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The told us to make sure we’re communicating with each other if we have to step away from the front desk so now everyone is saying things like “I’m communicating everyone that I’m taking a bathroom break” and everyone is replying with “thank you for communicating that to us” it’s a great time
My new bit is when I hand a patient the iPad for intake questions I tell the I need the to clear a level on candy crush for me before I’ll let them see the doctor
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My new bit is when I hand a patient the iPad for intake questions I tell the I need the to clear a level on candy crush for me before I’ll let them see the doctor
I had two fun size snickers bars under my monitor when I left work yesterday and this morning I have one 😤
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I had two fun size snickers bars under my monitor when I left work yesterday and this morning I have one 😤
Do you ever realize something about yourself and actively decide not to explore it further
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Do you ever realize something about yourself and actively decide not to explore it further
I have a very particular way I approach people to book the for my shows because I take drag seriously and want to convey that ethic wherever possible so I make sure to try and answer all their potential questions in a single message with the booking request, and honestly it’s worth the effort.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have a very particular way I approach people to book the for my shows because I take drag seriously and want to convey that ethic wherever possible so I make sure to try and answer all their potential questions in a single message with the booking request, and honestly it’s worth the effort.
I’m convinced that people who complain that the Covid booster or flu shot “took them out” are of the same weak genetic stock that “gets diarrhea” from Taco Bell.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m convinced that people who complain that the Covid booster or flu shot “took them out” are of the same weak genetic stock that “gets diarrhea” from Taco Bell.
Taping one of these to my forehead
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Taping one of these to my forehead
It’s so fun that half of this work meeting is just us complaining about the various AI that interacts with the practice by scheduling, rescheduling and cancelling appointments and the response from management is just “yeah it does that” 😤
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s so fun that half of this work meeting is just us complaining about the various AI that interacts with the practice by scheduling, rescheduling and cancelling appointments and the response from management is just “yeah it does that” 😤
Some day I’m gonna start a goth prince cover band and call it Little Dead Corvette
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Some day I’m gonna start a goth prince cover band and call it Little Dead Corvette
Finally took a moment to listen to confessions on a dance floor since it’s 20 years old recently and I’ve been craving it. Still a top tier album.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Finally took a moment to listen to confessions on a dance floor since it’s 20 years old recently and I’ve been craving it. Still a top tier album.
It’s crazy Frankenstein’s creature never got to smoke a menthol
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s crazy Frankenstein’s creature never got to smoke a menthol
There are two types of trans elders - those who always have something to say about “kids these days” and engage in gatekeeping and medicalism - seeing only their path as valid, and those who want to uplift and celebrate the way those kids can exist more freely because of the trail they’ve blazed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There are two types of trans elders - those who always have something to say about “kids these days” and engage in gatekeeping and medicalism - seeing only their path as valid, and those who want to uplift and celebrate the way those kids can exist more freely because of the trail they’ve blazed.
Me: idk this book isn’t really doing it for me
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Me: idk this book isn’t really doing it for me
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
I’ve always been pretty hard on myself for my math skills but I’ve recently realized that since I was homeschooled and my parents aren’t good at math I was essentially expected to teach myself algebra from a book as a teenager and considering that I’m actually doing pretty okay for myself 😤
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve always been pretty hard on myself for my math skills but I’ve recently realized that since I was homeschooled and my parents aren’t good at math I was essentially expected to teach myself algebra from a book as a teenager and considering that I’m actually doing pretty okay for myself 😤
Gonna resurrect an old drag idea and perform “Papa don’t preach” dressed as Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Gonna resurrect an old drag idea and perform “Papa don’t preach” dressed as Kim Davis
I have to discontinue estradiol a month before and after my upcoming surgery which means I have to stop taking it as of Wednesday 🥴 wish me luck.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I have to discontinue estradiol a month before and after my upcoming surgery which means I have to stop taking it as of Wednesday 🥴 wish me luck.
Starting the figure drawing fundamentals course on proko.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Starting the figure drawing fundamentals course on proko.
If you had told me six months ago I’d be excited to realize that we had espn+ with my inlaw’s Hulu/Disney subscription I would have laughed at you.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you had told me six months ago I’d be excited to realize that we had espn+ with my inlaw’s Hulu/Disney subscription I would have laughed at you.
I ordered an enamel pin of the Dallas stars logo for my badge at work and it’s gonna take another week to get here which feels personal.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I ordered an enamel pin of the Dallas stars logo for my badge at work and it’s gonna take another week to get here which feels personal.
It’s after 5pm on Sunday so I guess it’s time for my crash out about money
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s after 5pm on Sunday so I guess it’s time for my crash out about money