Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
I’ve been working on a project and I’m very excited for it
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I’ve been working on a project and I’m very excited for it
I hate when people use the nicknames Louisvillains give the Kroger locations instead of telling me the street or neighborhood it’s in but I hate it even more that I rarely have to clarify which one “Dirty Kroger” is 🙄
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I hate when people use the nicknames Louisvillains give the Kroger locations instead of telling me the street or neighborhood it’s in but I hate it even more that I rarely have to clarify which one “Dirty Kroger” is 🙄
I used to be so warm all the time I would sweat at the drop of a hat but between HRT and weight loss I’m now excited to wrap my hands around my warm bowl of oatmeal every morning and feel my fingertips for a few seconds.
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I used to be so warm all the time I would sweat at the drop of a hat but between HRT and weight loss I’m now excited to wrap my hands around my warm bowl of oatmeal every morning and feel my fingertips for a few seconds.
Hobbies include: finding photos and video of recent player injuries and watching them obsessively which is very normal Thank you
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hobbies include: finding photos and video of recent player injuries and watching them obsessively which is very normal Thank you
Spending the day’s free moments being mad that Jason Robertson didn’t get selected for the us men’s Olympic hockey team.
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Spending the day’s free moments being mad that Jason Robertson didn’t get selected for the us men’s Olympic hockey team.
Honestly reading Ursula leguin’s left hand of darkness and one of her short stories about the genderless people of the planet Winter has done more to inform my ideal physiological form than anything else.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Honestly reading Ursula leguin’s left hand of darkness and one of her short stories about the genderless people of the planet Winter has done more to inform my ideal physiological form than anything else.
When patients interrupt me while I’m asking a question, whether or not they gave me the answer I needed, I continue speaking until the entire question is out.
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
When patients interrupt me while I’m asking a question, whether or not they gave me the answer I needed, I continue speaking until the entire question is out.
Watching Palm Royale and have had to google multiple words and phrases. This kind of intellectual bullying will absolutely work to make me an avid viewer.
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Watching Palm Royale and have had to google multiple words and phrases. This kind of intellectual bullying will absolutely work to make me an avid viewer.
After 15 years I really can’t imagine not having a 15lb snoring machine fueled by farts not laying next to me. I can’t believe Koby’s been in my life that long. He drives me nuts in his senility but for the most part he’s been a good friend
January 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
After 15 years I really can’t imagine not having a 15lb snoring machine fueled by farts not laying next to me. I can’t believe Koby’s been in my life that long. He drives me nuts in his senility but for the most part he’s been a good friend
Honestly the most excited part of my post surgical life is realizing that my lowest weight as an adult finally won’t be while I was slowly dying
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Honestly the most excited part of my post surgical life is realizing that my lowest weight as an adult finally won’t be while I was slowly dying
My streak of unfulfilling oatmeal experiences continues
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My streak of unfulfilling oatmeal experiences continues
Someone stopped me for help retrieving an item from the top shelf in a store yesterday and honestly it’s always nice to feel tall.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Someone stopped me for help retrieving an item from the top shelf in a store yesterday and honestly it’s always nice to feel tall.
Eating has been difficult and frustrating today, but I did buy a protein bar that hit the spot after my walk. So at least I have that.
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Eating has been difficult and frustrating today, but I did buy a protein bar that hit the spot after my walk. So at least I have that.
My food diary scheme as someone with a history of disordered eating that has been informed by ocd and hyperfixation, is to only write down what is absolutely necessary so that IF I need to check things like caloric intake or protein I can look it up after the fact. Trying not to obsess.
I have been keeping a food diary since surgery (I hate it) and it’s turned out to be a good thing because I combed through and did some math and realized I’ve been struggling to take in 600 calories a day when the goal is supposed to be closer to 1k, but I’ve been pretty close to protein goals.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
My food diary scheme as someone with a history of disordered eating that has been informed by ocd and hyperfixation, is to only write down what is absolutely necessary so that IF I need to check things like caloric intake or protein I can look it up after the fact. Trying not to obsess.
I have been keeping a food diary since surgery (I hate it) and it’s turned out to be a good thing because I combed through and did some math and realized I’ve been struggling to take in 600 calories a day when the goal is supposed to be closer to 1k, but I’ve been pretty close to protein goals.
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I have been keeping a food diary since surgery (I hate it) and it’s turned out to be a good thing because I combed through and did some math and realized I’ve been struggling to take in 600 calories a day when the goal is supposed to be closer to 1k, but I’ve been pretty close to protein goals.
I need to go to more aquariums and zoos. I need to meet a penguin. I want a gallery wall of art made by animals.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I need to go to more aquariums and zoos. I need to meet a penguin. I want a gallery wall of art made by animals.
A chunk from the bottom of my store bought protein shake went in my mouth so now I’m ready to die.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
A chunk from the bottom of my store bought protein shake went in my mouth so now I’m ready to die.
It’s been a little under a month since I last had a Diet Coke and oh boy do I want one today.
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
It’s been a little under a month since I last had a Diet Coke and oh boy do I want one today.
Platinum status with cinemark again this year cus we stay going to the movies
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Platinum status with cinemark again this year cus we stay going to the movies
Tried a new breakfast this morning and it was fine. Honestly the texture of crappy instant oatmeal is perfect to me so trying a nice one where you can still see individual oats feels weird.
December 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tried a new breakfast this morning and it was fine. Honestly the texture of crappy instant oatmeal is perfect to me so trying a nice one where you can still see individual oats feels weird.
I could be hitting a blinker at Dollywood right now
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I could be hitting a blinker at Dollywood right now
I need to figure out how to exercise sufficiently before my surgeon yells at me in a couple months.
December 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I need to figure out how to exercise sufficiently before my surgeon yells at me in a couple months.
I never thought I’d see this day come but it seems I’m not eating ENOUGH? I still only eat like three times a day but I’m supposed to be eating every 2.5-3hrs and haven’t been. Definitely explains my extremely low energy. Guess it’s time to find some snacks
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I never thought I’d see this day come but it seems I’m not eating ENOUGH? I still only eat like three times a day but I’m supposed to be eating every 2.5-3hrs and haven’t been. Definitely explains my extremely low energy. Guess it’s time to find some snacks
But all I need is a knife
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
But all I need is a knife