Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
This took SO LONG to get here. Am I a Dallas stars fan cus their logo is a D and my name is Dee? No, I’m a Dallas stars fan because Tyler Seguin is hot.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This took SO LONG to get here. Am I a Dallas stars fan cus their logo is a D and my name is Dee? No, I’m a Dallas stars fan because Tyler Seguin is hot.
Leaving a trail of printer paper filled with random drawing exercises in my wake
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Leaving a trail of printer paper filled with random drawing exercises in my wake
Taping one of these to my forehead
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Taping one of these to my forehead
Yeah he’s cute but you can’t smell him.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah he’s cute but you can’t smell him.
Got my 3 gay drinks
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Got my 3 gay drinks
At the Kentucky book festival seeing a panel with the former and current poet laureates of Kentucky, Silas House and Kathleen Driskell
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At the Kentucky book festival seeing a panel with the former and current poet laureates of Kentucky, Silas House and Kathleen Driskell
Drag still life (those are sequin panties)
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Drag still life (those are sequin panties)
The face of someone who doesnt understand hard drive formatting and, at this point, is afraid to ask.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The face of someone who doesnt understand hard drive formatting and, at this point, is afraid to ask.
Flying my pride pin askance because I am a gay in distress
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Flying my pride pin askance because I am a gay in distress
Tres leches birthday cake by @karloffthekaiju.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Tres leches birthday cake by @karloffthekaiju.bsky.social
This is one of my favorite things I’ve read in a bit, the narrator is top tier and the characters are delightful and the spice is FILTHY.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is one of my favorite things I’ve read in a bit, the narrator is top tier and the characters are delightful and the spice is FILTHY.
Halloween work makeup from almost a decade ago.
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Halloween work makeup from almost a decade ago.
I’m one of these people now
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m one of these people now
This is me if you even care
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is me if you even care
I’m coming to terms with the idea that I’m never gonna be an aesthetic sketchbook girly. My sketchbooks are messy, unfinished and explorations of ideas at best and dignified doodles at worst and I’m okay with that.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m coming to terms with the idea that I’m never gonna be an aesthetic sketchbook girly. My sketchbooks are messy, unfinished and explorations of ideas at best and dignified doodles at worst and I’m okay with that.
Fun fact: even if you’re straight, if I perform your wedding it’s technically a gay marriage. Those are the only kinds I do 🤷♀️
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fun fact: even if you’re straight, if I perform your wedding it’s technically a gay marriage. Those are the only kinds I do 🤷♀️
Zapatista babe at work today
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Zapatista babe at work today
Buttonquail for the inktober prompt “Button”
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Buttonquail for the inktober prompt “Button”
I love a gender neutral bathroom!
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I love a gender neutral bathroom!
Louis Garrel is much hotter than necessary.
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Louis Garrel is much hotter than necessary.
Frankenstein’s Divorceé
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Frankenstein’s Divorceé