Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Wizard of oz gay > Wicked Gay
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wizard of oz gay > Wicked Gay
Treated myself to a set of these pens and I’m gonna be so mad if I love them cus I have no idea where to get them locally.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Treated myself to a set of these pens and I’m gonna be so mad if I love them cus I have no idea where to get them locally.
I’m constantly gagged that Nick Nelson’s dick brother is a character on AMC’s talamasca show
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m constantly gagged that Nick Nelson’s dick brother is a character on AMC’s talamasca show
I hate mystery type shows where people contaminate the fuck out of crime scenes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I hate mystery type shows where people contaminate the fuck out of crime scenes.
Okay I’m closer than ever to getting my crispy tofu recipe down.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay I’m closer than ever to getting my crispy tofu recipe down.
I’ve become my mother
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve become my mother
She nag’d on my champa until satya’d my sai baba 🥵
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
She nag’d on my champa until satya’d my sai baba 🥵
I worked for Trader Joe’s for around 3 years and I’m proud to say nobody ever thought I was flirting with them at the cash register because I was terrible at that part of the job.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I worked for Trader Joe’s for around 3 years and I’m proud to say nobody ever thought I was flirting with them at the cash register because I was terrible at that part of the job.
This shit right here 🥹 god is good.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This shit right here 🥹 god is good.
Ready to be gay
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ready to be gay
The only thing more impeccable than my gaydar is my ability to predict who someone will already know
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The only thing more impeccable than my gaydar is my ability to predict who someone will already know
The secret to success on this diet is having a couple of chips with lunch.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The secret to success on this diet is having a couple of chips with lunch.
Thinking about my merch concepts again
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about my merch concepts again
Random coworker got here before me and stole my chair because it’s more fat friendly but that’s why it’s my chair 😤
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Random coworker got here before me and stole my chair because it’s more fat friendly but that’s why it’s my chair 😤
“One of a kind costume” is a creative way to say “leotard made out of random scraps” and that’s what makes drag queens so special
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“One of a kind costume” is a creative way to say “leotard made out of random scraps” and that’s what makes drag queens so special
Officially began my pre surgery special diet and I’m being very brave about it (minimal whining)
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Officially began my pre surgery special diet and I’m being very brave about it (minimal whining)
I really hate it when apps change their own icons
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I really hate it when apps change their own icons
How have we not moved past the man-bun/undercut yet
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How have we not moved past the man-bun/undercut yet
My surgeon offered to move my date up because of a cancellation but it wasn’t a date that really worked 😭 but the my insurance sent me the official approval for surgery so that’s cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My surgeon offered to move my date up because of a cancellation but it wasn’t a date that really worked 😭 but the my insurance sent me the official approval for surgery so that’s cool
As much as I believe that men do not begin to reach their hotness potential until 30, but working at this ENT office has revealed I’m still in to men 50+ so 🤷♀️
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As much as I believe that men do not begin to reach their hotness potential until 30, but working at this ENT office has revealed I’m still in to men 50+ so 🤷♀️
Why yes they ARE all in a row
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why yes they ARE all in a row
I was handing out some advice earlier and stopped mid sentence to tell my friend “it’s only fair I mention that it has recently come to my attention that in some of my past relationships I may have actually been the bad guy, so maybe don’t listen to me”
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I was handing out some advice earlier and stopped mid sentence to tell my friend “it’s only fair I mention that it has recently come to my attention that in some of my past relationships I may have actually been the bad guy, so maybe don’t listen to me”
I don’t need hard drugs, I get to reference an upcoming surgery I’m sharing almost no details about with most people and delight in the fact that some people will be mad they don’t know the tea 😊
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don’t need hard drugs, I get to reference an upcoming surgery I’m sharing almost no details about with most people and delight in the fact that some people will be mad they don’t know the tea 😊
My drag career will be complete when I finally figure out how to do a number as Joanne from The Rescuers Down Under
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My drag career will be complete when I finally figure out how to do a number as Joanne from The Rescuers Down Under