Miranda
@heyyymiranda.bsky.social
Appalachian. Animal & nature lover. A collection of eclectic interests in a trench coat. She/her
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help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest
May 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest
12:30 in the morning, making cheesy garlic bread, dancing to a video of a dude with a mullet doing a sax cover of a Taylor Swift song
May 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
12:30 in the morning, making cheesy garlic bread, dancing to a video of a dude with a mullet doing a sax cover of a Taylor Swift song
Guy who sexually harassed me in high school just donated $20 to my dad’s gofundme. Definitely don’t have conflicting feelings about that.
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Guy who sexually harassed me in high school just donated $20 to my dad’s gofundme. Definitely don’t have conflicting feelings about that.
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how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders
May 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders
Not quite Panic at the Disco, but definitely Deeply Uncomfortable at the Beachside Drum Circle
May 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not quite Panic at the Disco, but definitely Deeply Uncomfortable at the Beachside Drum Circle
The world is on fire, but I started a medication that is actually helping me sleep for the first time in my life and my cats are snuggling me and the sun is shining through my window on my face
April 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The world is on fire, but I started a medication that is actually helping me sleep for the first time in my life and my cats are snuggling me and the sun is shining through my window on my face
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Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
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"How are you"
Me:
Me:
Everything is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
March 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"How are you"
Me:
Me:
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i almost thought about maybe doing the thing i need to do today, please clap
April 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i almost thought about maybe doing the thing i need to do today, please clap
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I’m going to a comedy club tonight (laughing at myself in the bathroom mirror)
April 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m going to a comedy club tonight (laughing at myself in the bathroom mirror)
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There’s a real link between AI writing and Silicon Valley meal replacement drinks and the entire fuckin swath of maximizing the human experience and it’s that they view pleasure as being unhelpful to life. I don’t want a drink that replaces a meal, I don’t want a book summary, I want to savor things
April 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There’s a real link between AI writing and Silicon Valley meal replacement drinks and the entire fuckin swath of maximizing the human experience and it’s that they view pleasure as being unhelpful to life. I don’t want a drink that replaces a meal, I don’t want a book summary, I want to savor things
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How dare my life get too busy for bluesky.
April 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How dare my life get too busy for bluesky.
When it’s your birthday and mom makes you wear a stupid hat and pose for pictures when you just wanna eat your special treat and play with your new toy
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When it’s your birthday and mom makes you wear a stupid hat and pose for pictures when you just wanna eat your special treat and play with your new toy
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It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
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I don’t need a “suspenseful TV show” or “economic disaster” to give me anxiety. I make my own from scratch!
April 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don’t need a “suspenseful TV show” or “economic disaster” to give me anxiety. I make my own from scratch!
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It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
I’ve been stressed about being a bit behind at work this month, but I just reminded myself that at least I didn’t violate national security in a group chat and now I feel better
March 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ve been stressed about being a bit behind at work this month, but I just reminded myself that at least I didn’t violate national security in a group chat and now I feel better
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[britney spears voice] oops, I texted the atlantic my war plans again
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[britney spears voice] oops, I texted the atlantic my war plans again
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Idk man I'm just here to post stupid jokes as an outlet for depression
March 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Idk man I'm just here to post stupid jokes as an outlet for depression
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I don’t like when doctors ask, “do you smoke cigarettes?” I don’t know, where am I? who am I with? was the cigarette free? is it a cold winter night outside a dimly lit bar? I need details.
March 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don’t like when doctors ask, “do you smoke cigarettes?” I don’t know, where am I? who am I with? was the cigarette free? is it a cold winter night outside a dimly lit bar? I need details.
Every time I see someone post about feeding something to Grok I misread it as Gronk. Like yeah, we should try feeding more stuff to that guy, I bet it'd be hilarious
a man wearing a white nfl shirt and a hat
Alt: Rob “Gronk” Gronkowski wearing a white Nike shirt with really short sleeves and a dark colored hat looks into the camera and flexes a bicep while making a shocked/surprised expression
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Every time I see someone post about feeding something to Grok I misread it as Gronk. Like yeah, we should try feeding more stuff to that guy, I bet it'd be hilarious
Sure it’s nearly 6am and I haven’t fallen asleep yet, but my least cuddly cat just let me lay down with her and even tilted her head towards me so I could smooch her perfect little forehead 🥺 Delilah appreciation post
March 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Sure it’s nearly 6am and I haven’t fallen asleep yet, but my least cuddly cat just let me lay down with her and even tilted her head towards me so I could smooch her perfect little forehead 🥺 Delilah appreciation post