Holden
@hellsbellsami.bsky.social
Holden is the tallest man on Vancouver Island. He is exactly as funny as he thinks he is.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 4 - Escape From Luna II
09:56.169
Episode 4 - Escape From Luna II
09:56.169
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mobile Suit Gundam (1979)
Episode 4 - Escape From Luna II
09:56.169
Episode 4 - Escape From Luna II
09:56.169
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
Man, the RG Unicorn kit is kind of killing my enjoyment of Gunpla
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Man, the RG Unicorn kit is kind of killing my enjoyment of Gunpla
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Ok, BUT the zombie genre does it because it's ashamed of the genre, while the mecha genre does it because it's bursting with ideas.
You can tell because zombies are called like walkers or zeds, while the mechs are called things like Mobile Suits, Veritech Fighters, Armored Cores, or BattleMechs.
You can tell because zombies are called like walkers or zeds, while the mechs are called things like Mobile Suits, Veritech Fighters, Armored Cores, or BattleMechs.
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Ok, BUT the zombie genre does it because it's ashamed of the genre, while the mecha genre does it because it's bursting with ideas.
You can tell because zombies are called like walkers or zeds, while the mechs are called things like Mobile Suits, Veritech Fighters, Armored Cores, or BattleMechs.
You can tell because zombies are called like walkers or zeds, while the mechs are called things like Mobile Suits, Veritech Fighters, Armored Cores, or BattleMechs.
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I've been watching Macross for the first time, and all the songs are pretty bad, but I've ended up with "My Boyfriend is a Pilot" stuck in my head this morning
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I've been watching Macross for the first time, and all the songs are pretty bad, but I've ended up with "My Boyfriend is a Pilot" stuck in my head this morning
This Halloween don't forget that if you have sex you'll be killed by a slasher. But you'll also be killed if you don't have sex so maybe don't let fear rule your life
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This Halloween don't forget that if you have sex you'll be killed by a slasher. But you'll also be killed if you don't have sex so maybe don't let fear rule your life
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
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the thing about AI boosters is that everything they promise is a lie and the correct response to 100% of it is "no it isn't. that isn't true."
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the thing about AI boosters is that everything they promise is a lie and the correct response to 100% of it is "no it isn't. that isn't true."
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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when i tell you this is a real weird time to be a banjo player who isn’t a racist freak…
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
when i tell you this is a real weird time to be a banjo player who isn’t a racist freak…
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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October 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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House (Series, 2004–2012)
October 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
House (Series, 2004–2012)