ThePatrick (Patrick Coffman)
@hatoriki.bsky.social
Hey there, I'm still ThePatrick who wrote stupid guides on GameFAQs eons ago
I'm a mailman now, so I'm just tired all the time
日本語が分かんないから～という海外の龍が如くファン為に攻略を作造ということで何時間も無駄にした安保な親父です～
宜しくお願いしま～す
I'm a mailman now, so I'm just tired all the time
日本語が分かんないから～という海外の龍が如くファン為に攻略を作造ということで何時間も無駄にした安保な親父です～
宜しくお願いしま～す
Pinned
"It's-a me!!! Mike Yanagita!"
"Dear Mike
Please don't come to the castle.
Why don't you sit over there? I prefer that.
--Princess Toadstool *PEACH!*"
"Dear Mike
Please don't come to the castle.
Why don't you sit over there? I prefer that.
--Princess Toadstool *PEACH!*"
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
Yo, but for real
Wtf does this current admin's cadre have against the common OTC pain meds? They've already gone after acetaminophen/paracetamol, now ibuprofen ... ?
Almost like they need us addicted to opioids, or something
Wtf does this current admin's cadre have against the common OTC pain meds? They've already gone after acetaminophen/paracetamol, now ibuprofen ... ?
Almost like they need us addicted to opioids, or something
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yo, but for real
Wtf does this current admin's cadre have against the common OTC pain meds? They've already gone after acetaminophen/paracetamol, now ibuprofen ... ?
Almost like they need us addicted to opioids, or something
Wtf does this current admin's cadre have against the common OTC pain meds? They've already gone after acetaminophen/paracetamol, now ibuprofen ... ?
Almost like they need us addicted to opioids, or something
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Stop me if you've heard this before:
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Stop me if you've heard this before:
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
If the NYT still had a public editor, that person would have official standing to ask, WTF???
They axed the public editor. So it's up to the rest of us to ask, unofficially, WTF???
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.
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Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
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A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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and these are NOT "atomic" wings
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
and these are NOT "atomic" wings
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flipping open pizza boxes like Oh COME ON, again??
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
flipping open pizza boxes like Oh COME ON, again??
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still possible john podesta was just really bad at ordering kids
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
still possible john podesta was just really bad at ordering kids
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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the devil wears prada 2 is a funny idea. the original was based on a memoir of someone who worked for anna wintour after she left the magazine and i guess this is based on what if she *didn't* leave
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the devil wears prada 2 is a funny idea. the original was based on a memoir of someone who worked for anna wintour after she left the magazine and i guess this is based on what if she *didn't* leave
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owen wilson general custer ass premise
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
owen wilson general custer ass premise
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
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NEW: 2020 footage said to be in 2025. A neighbor who keeps reappearing in the same clip, said to be on different days & months. A broadcast from elsewhere suggested as Portland.
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence wa...
www.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NEW: 2020 footage said to be in 2025. A neighbor who keeps reappearing in the same clip, said to be on different days & months. A broadcast from elsewhere suggested as Portland.
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
How Fox News misled its viewership -- which may have included the president.
www.propublica.org/article/port...
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vulcan baby won't stop debating
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
vulcan baby won't stop debating
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But he’s actually heard about something in the news? That’s huge progress.
Mike Johnson is really committed to covering up for Trump and Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
But he’s actually heard about something in the news? That’s huge progress.
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this is what game programming is like
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
this is what game programming is like
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they’re running out of white guys to pardon
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
they’re running out of white guys to pardon
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm
automaton-media.com/en/news/its-...
automaton-media.com/en/news/its-...
“It’s important to assume every game company is now using AI.” Nexon CEO comments on role of human creativity as AI tools become the norm - AUTOMATON WEST
In an interview following the launch of ARC Raiders, the CEO of Embark Studios' parent company Nexon shares his views on AI.
automaton-media.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
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I love how he [clenches fist] runs all those blades
god
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I love how he [clenches fist] runs all those blades