AbiE
@handfhome.bsky.social
She/her. Mostly RTs. Ex teacher #EYFS #Y1 Still here thanks to our chronically underfunded NHS (via multiple PEs, DVT, MayThurner, Sepsis, ME/CFS, Fibromyalgia, hEDS/Hypermobility) #Arsenal
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you see someone posting an ai meme and you go to block them, but - wait! remember to block everyone replying to them with multiple cry-laugh emojis and other ai memes *first*.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
you see someone posting an ai meme and you go to block them, but - wait! remember to block everyone replying to them with multiple cry-laugh emojis and other ai memes *first*.
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In highly important news from history today, it’s the 80th anniversary of the 21st birthday of Christopher Tolkien, notable now for the wording (especially the small print) of the invitation to the party
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
In highly important news from history today, it’s the 80th anniversary of the 21st birthday of Christopher Tolkien, notable now for the wording (especially the small print) of the invitation to the party
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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I have a husky who "talks" when he wants something. Whilst on the phone to a then colleague, I heard a husky talking in the background & commented on having the same breed. it turned out the noise was his non-verbal daughter. I wanted the floor to swallow me up.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have a husky who "talks" when he wants something. Whilst on the phone to a then colleague, I heard a husky talking in the background & commented on having the same breed. it turned out the noise was his non-verbal daughter. I wanted the floor to swallow me up.
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This is my kind of drinking game 👌🏻🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This is my kind of drinking game 👌🏻🤣🤣
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I thought being the kind of person who can’t relax until my house is clean would mean my place was always really tidy but all it actually means is I’m extra stressed in my slightly cluttered home
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I thought being the kind of person who can’t relax until my house is clean would mean my place was always really tidy but all it actually means is I’m extra stressed in my slightly cluttered home
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Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks?
Medusa
Medusa
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Remembering the time my then 15yo handed me this and apologised, explaining that he’d been contracted to kill me.
March 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Remembering the time my then 15yo handed me this and apologised, explaining that he’d been contracted to kill me.
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wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
wilma flintstone: i want to go to dubai
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
fred flintstone: will abu dhabi do?
wilma flintstone: jfc
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Hippos have pink milk. Hippo calves need an excess of iron to strengthen their bones, so mom's mammary gland is porous and absorbs her blood, making the milk a little pink.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Hippos have pink milk. Hippo calves need an excess of iron to strengthen their bones, so mom's mammary gland is porous and absorbs her blood, making the milk a little pink.
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A meniskos was a bronze disk mounted above the head of a statue in Ancient Greece to prevent bird feces from accumulating on the statue's head. This probably the origin of the halo in Christian art.
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A meniskos was a bronze disk mounted above the head of a statue in Ancient Greece to prevent bird feces from accumulating on the statue's head. This probably the origin of the halo in Christian art.
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This is a thread that will make you smile! ☺️🧵
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is a thread that will make you smile! ☺️🧵
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It's a question they can only ask because they're refusing to listen to the answer.
This is probably the most tone deaf question of the year from a tech exec.
Microsoft Exec Asks: Why Aren't More People Impressed With AI?
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's head of AI, vents after the company receives backlash for saying 'Windows is evolving into an agentic OS.'
www.pcmag.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It's a question they can only ask because they're refusing to listen to the answer.
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Today in ‘AI should be nowhere near children, families or schools’
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Today in ‘AI should be nowhere near children, families or schools’
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I'm not bad at spelling, but I have found that the last half of 'announcement' can get really hard.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I'm not bad at spelling, but I have found that the last half of 'announcement' can get really hard.
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If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/pri...
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/pri...
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If you're being pursued by an assailant on a space hopper, a tack is the best form of defence.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you're being pursued by an assailant on a space hopper, a tack is the best form of defence.
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.
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There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
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Nick Watt, "Zack Polanski is saying that what is more important is not wealth, it's about creating equality"
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Feed a duck some bread & he eats for a day. Teach a duck to speak, get a little suit & a job interview and I've lost my train of thought now.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Feed a duck some bread & he eats for a day. Teach a duck to speak, get a little suit & a job interview and I've lost my train of thought now.