The Falklands are Albania
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Liberate the Falkland Islands from the Revisionists and reestablish Enver Hoxha thought upon their shores
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Probably a good idea, Kid Rock would get distracted by all that child porn
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Probably a good idea, Kid Rock would get distracted by all that child porn
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Did I just see the flag of Kiribati at the Bad Bunny halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Did I just see the flag of Kiribati at the Bad Bunny halftime show?
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I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
I’m not saying he’s a good guy. I’m just saying that Eric Adams would run the shit out of one of those vaults from Fallout
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I’m not saying he’s a good guy. I’m just saying that Eric Adams would run the shit out of one of those vaults from Fallout
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Republicans you can surrender yourselves to justice willingly or Jay Jones will come find you
The R candidate has apparently conceded, so that's a flip folks. Probably a 30-point swing vs 2024 per The Downballot, could be 35 vs the 2022 election in the seat docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
The Downballot's special elections Big Board for the 2025-26 cycle
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February 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Republicans you can surrender yourselves to justice willingly or Jay Jones will come find you
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Don Lemon has been arrested for not being a pedophile
January 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Don Lemon has been arrested for not being a pedophile
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Lindsey Graham blocking the bill so he can steal $500,000 in taxpayer dollars
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Lindsey Graham blocking the bill so he can steal $500,000 in taxpayer dollars
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No money for these fuckers.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
No money for these fuckers.
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Leading democratic politicians should make plans to be in Springfield on February 4th
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Leading democratic politicians should make plans to be in Springfield on February 4th
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As a factual matter, Tim Walz has studied the Holocaust and Holocaust pedagogy more than just about everyone criticizing him.
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
Tim Walz condemned for comparing Minnesota children to Anne Frank
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
bit.ly
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
As a factual matter, Tim Walz has studied the Holocaust and Holocaust pedagogy more than just about everyone criticizing him.
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The guy genuinely gave a shit.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The guy genuinely gave a shit.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
And the empathy vampires murdered him for it.
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you're laughing, but right now greg bovino is climbing into a padded envelope to mail himself home.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
you're laughing, but right now greg bovino is climbing into a padded envelope to mail himself home.
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Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
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Earlier this evening, Greg Bovino slipped in the bathtub, dislodging the stopper. The current was too strong for his little hands to paddle away from and he disappeared down the drain, where he was trapped in old hair and effectively waterboarded as the tub drained.
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Earlier this evening, Greg Bovino slipped in the bathtub, dislodging the stopper. The current was too strong for his little hands to paddle away from and he disappeared down the drain, where he was trapped in old hair and effectively waterboarded as the tub drained.
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National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
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People are less afraid of them the more people they murder, which isn't sustainable for tyranny
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
People are less afraid of them the more people they murder, which isn't sustainable for tyranny
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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Trump, Brett Rather, Mike Tyson and Tony Robbins huh
January 25, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Trump, Brett Rather, Mike Tyson and Tony Robbins huh
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they lost today. found myself tearing up in the grocery store as I realized what I watched all day. but they lost today.
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 AM
they lost today. found myself tearing up in the grocery store as I realized what I watched all day. but they lost today.
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“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945