The Falklands are Albania
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Liberate the Falkland Islands from the Revisionists and reestablish Enver Hoxha thought upon their shores
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
The important thing to remember about Stephen Miller is that he considered people writing things like “you are a mean man” in chalk outside his house in Arlington, VA to be such a serious threat to his life that he moved onto a military base
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The important thing to remember about Stephen Miller is that he considered people writing things like “you are a mean man” in chalk outside his house in Arlington, VA to be such a serious threat to his life that he moved onto a military base
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If the biggest donor to the DCCC/DNC ran a website where you could use AI to take women's clothes off I feel like there'd be a demand for Dems to give the money back.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If the biggest donor to the DCCC/DNC ran a website where you could use AI to take women's clothes off I feel like there'd be a demand for Dems to give the money back.
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Elon decided to make a right wing LLM and confirmed pedocon theory in the process
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Elon decided to make a right wing LLM and confirmed pedocon theory in the process
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Some men will invade sovereign nations rather than refraining from raping teens
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Some men will invade sovereign nations rather than refraining from raping teens
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Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Elon Musk's accomplishments over the last year include starving thousands of people to death (and laughing about it) and creating Hitler AI that undresses children (and laughing about it). Is it time to do something about billionaires yet?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant mind who’s been called the “philosopher behind JD Vance”
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the brilliant mind who’s been called the “philosopher behind JD Vance”
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I need the most late-Romanov vibes you have. Oh no, that's too late-Romanov.
Trump admits to taking more aspirin than his docs recommend: “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I need the most late-Romanov vibes you have. Oh no, that's too late-Romanov.
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If I were this guy I would absolutely get sworn in on Karl Marx's personal copy of the Quran just to make losers have strokes
BREAKING
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
If I were this guy I would absolutely get sworn in on Karl Marx's personal copy of the Quran just to make losers have strokes
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Earl Lamont Smith was convicted of stealing thousands of government computers and selling them for profit. He pleaded guilty and waived his right to a trial. Trump pardoned him on May 28, 2025.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it's freezing child care funds to Minnesota after a series of fraud schemes in recent years.
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Earl Lamont Smith was convicted of stealing thousands of government computers and selling them for profit. He pleaded guilty and waived his right to a trial. Trump pardoned him on May 28, 2025.
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He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.
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The GOP has really leaned in to singling out Somalis for very explicit racism. Ron Johnson and the rest of the party are just loathsome, un-American people.
Ron Johnson: "Understand, Somalis have just been in this country a few years. They're amateurs when it comes to fleecing the federal government."
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The GOP has really leaned in to singling out Somalis for very explicit racism. Ron Johnson and the rest of the party are just loathsome, un-American people.
Brigitte Bardot is a lot like Coco Chanel in the sense that one day I am going to dig up their bones and throw them in the toilet
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Brigitte Bardot is a lot like Coco Chanel in the sense that one day I am going to dig up their bones and throw them in the toilet
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bomber harris do it again
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
bomber harris do it again
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sorry buddy, you signed up for evil clown college, this is what you get
“It's like telling the whole room that you didn't fart,” one of the senior Trump administration officials says, referring in part to the Justice Department’s social media post. “Nobody's going to believe you.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
sorry buddy, you signed up for evil clown college, this is what you get
Very rude of people to be talking about the Epstein Files developments while I was at Angkor Wat
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Very rude of people to be talking about the Epstein Files developments while I was at Angkor Wat
Very rude of people to be talking about the Epstein Files developments while I was at Angkor Wat
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Very rude of people to be talking about the Epstein Files developments while I was at Angkor Wat
I wouldn’t trust Elise Stefanik to eat dog shit. Good fucking riddance.
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I wouldn’t trust Elise Stefanik to eat dog shit. Good fucking riddance.
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I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I will use any excuse I can to tell the story about the time Bongino threatened to kill me on Twitter because I kept calling him Danny Bongos.
Going to Cambodia brb
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Going to Cambodia brb
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The death toll at Srebrenica was about 8,400. At Katyn, about 22,000. At Babi Yar, about 34,000.
Add those together and you've just barely cracked the low-end estimate of the death toll at El Fasher.
Add those together and you've just barely cracked the low-end estimate of the death toll at El Fasher.
So, El Fasher looks like one of the worst single event atrocities to happen this century so far, but the evidence has come in such a trickle it seems to only now be getting verified
At least 60,000 murdered in Sudanese city, which resembles ‘a slaughterhouse’
Satellite evidence shows extent of paramilitary massacre in El Fasher
www.irishtimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The death toll at Srebrenica was about 8,400. At Katyn, about 22,000. At Babi Yar, about 34,000.
Add those together and you've just barely cracked the low-end estimate of the death toll at El Fasher.
Add those together and you've just barely cracked the low-end estimate of the death toll at El Fasher.