The Great Pretender
@greatpretender133.bsky.social
Anarcho-slacker, couch enthusiast
Fill in drummer for Def Leppard
Fill in drummer for Def Leppard
Reposted by The Great Pretender
losing my mind at this
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
losing my mind at this
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Hello dear,
Life became incredibly hard after the war. My family and I face hunger and uncertainty daily. If you can help me, your support would truly matter.
Your help means a lot to me—please donate💚
✅Verified by #Molly_Shah
✅✅Donation link in bio 🙏🙏
Life became incredibly hard after the war. My family and I face hunger and uncertainty daily. If you can help me, your support would truly matter.
Your help means a lot to me—please donate💚
✅Verified by #Molly_Shah
✅✅Donation link in bio 🙏🙏
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hello dear,
Life became incredibly hard after the war. My family and I face hunger and uncertainty daily. If you can help me, your support would truly matter.
Your help means a lot to me—please donate💚
✅Verified by #Molly_Shah
✅✅Donation link in bio 🙏🙏
Life became incredibly hard after the war. My family and I face hunger and uncertainty daily. If you can help me, your support would truly matter.
Your help means a lot to me—please donate💚
✅Verified by #Molly_Shah
✅✅Donation link in bio 🙏🙏
Reposted by The Great Pretender
My Catholicism well and truly lapsed 2 decades ago but this rules
Well, I met the Pope and thanked him for supporting Palestine. ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My Catholicism well and truly lapsed 2 decades ago but this rules
I don't make this complaint often because, frankly, I think it's a pathetic complaint for me to make *but* God I hate being on the apps and getting nowhere ever
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I don't make this complaint often because, frankly, I think it's a pathetic complaint for me to make *but* God I hate being on the apps and getting nowhere ever
One of my favourite things musicians sometimes do is band name, by band name from the album band name
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
One of my favourite things musicians sometimes do is band name, by band name from the album band name
Operation How do I Make This About My Dick = self-explanatory
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Operation How do I Make This About My Dick = self-explanatory
Reposted by The Great Pretender
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Tim Curry Pro Skater 2
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tim Curry Pro Skater 2
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Shit like this is why libs shouldn't be so sure when saying "dems don't care if Bill is involved, they'll release it all anyway"
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Shit like this is why libs shouldn't be so sure when saying "dems don't care if Bill is involved, they'll release it all anyway"
Reposted by The Great Pretender
please donate if you can and share widely. I can vouch for coffinfairy, she's good people and her kids don't deserve to suffer the brunt of poverty
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please donate if you can and share widely. I can vouch for coffinfairy, she's good people and her kids don't deserve to suffer the brunt of poverty
Reposted by The Great Pretender
"And that's when things got a little *whacky voice* weirder?
*intro riff to Smells Like Teen Spirit plays over footage of the Waco Siege*
*intro riff to Smells Like Teen Spirit plays over footage of the Waco Siege*
November 1, 2023 at 6:15 AM
"And that's when things got a little *whacky voice* weirder?
*intro riff to Smells Like Teen Spirit plays over footage of the Waco Siege*
*intro riff to Smells Like Teen Spirit plays over footage of the Waco Siege*
You can tell that trump didn't write this by how flatly ""Wacky" Marjorie" falls. Absolutely no juice
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You can tell that trump didn't write this by how flatly ""Wacky" Marjorie" falls. Absolutely no juice
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Could you imagine being one of the rich ghouls not implicated in the emails, like imagine being that much of a loser that they didn't want you in their paedophile chain letter
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Could you imagine being one of the rich ghouls not implicated in the emails, like imagine being that much of a loser that they didn't want you in their paedophile chain letter
This is how you get fans of the band Tool
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is how you get fans of the band Tool
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
Reposted by The Great Pretender
You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
The defeatism on the left after we just had one of the most high profile primary upsets ever, is absolutely insane. The path forward is right there, we just saw a huge step work
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Yes, and now everyone realizes we can't win with this team. Time to blow it up and rebuild. Tank for some picks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Reposted by The Great Pretender
Matthew Yglesias figured it out?
Matty Y?!
Matty Y?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Matthew Yglesias figured it out?
Matty Y?!
Matty Y?!
Heartbreaking etc
This seems significant
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Heartbreaking etc
Reposted by The Great Pretender
best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best ending of all time, let's be real
Reposted by The Great Pretender
nature is horrifying 10/10 well done you beautiful abomination
If that's owling, this is definitely full pelican 🪶
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
nature is horrifying 10/10 well done you beautiful abomination
Reposted by The Great Pretender
