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@benjamino.bsky.social
· Jan 15
🧵 Fairly Decent 2025 Choons...
Just wheeled my bin through the front gate and up to the kerb and had a sudden flashback to that being a potential $1,652 fine a bit (five years) ago, at this time of evening
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Just wheeled my bin through the front gate and up to the kerb and had a sudden flashback to that being a potential $1,652 fine a bit (five years) ago, at this time of evening
Only just discovered Linda Reynolds's middle name and well yes, very
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Only just discovered Linda Reynolds's middle name and well yes, very
“[Ms Reynolds] is incredibly disappointed that Ms Higgins got $2.4m worth of taxpayer money [after being raped in her office by her staffer] and has paid not a cent towards [the person who called Ms Higgins a lying cow after she was raped in her office],” he told reporters outside the court.
![“[Ms Reynolds] is incredibly disappointed that Ms Higgins got $2.4m worth of taxpayer money and has paid not a cent towards the judgment against her,” he told reporters outside the court.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdnipexki6uc22sii2tb56zt/bafkreidktyxjsnxfpjh2mmjszhbgzpod57eosqhkjxutpwgkv5bmkeb5qq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“[Ms Reynolds] is incredibly disappointed that Ms Higgins got $2.4m worth of taxpayer money [after being raped in her office by her staffer] and has paid not a cent towards [the person who called Ms Higgins a lying cow after she was raped in her office],” he told reporters outside the court.
not exactly the same but The Coup had this album cover ready to roll June 2001
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
not exactly the same but The Coup had this album cover ready to roll June 2001
Elon getting daily rekt on his own website by a lady who was born before Gone With the Wind or The Wizard of Oz existed is exceedingly delicious
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Elon getting daily rekt on his own website by a lady who was born before Gone With the Wind or The Wizard of Oz existed is exceedingly delicious
ALP mentioned 🙌
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
ALP mentioned 🙌
got all their asses but particularly this one
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
got all their asses but particularly this one
Great to have John Howard back on the wireless reminding us how terrible he was and why Australian politics still sucks so bad, incredible legacy
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Great to have John Howard back on the wireless reminding us how terrible he was and why Australian politics still sucks so bad, incredible legacy
Tomorrow marks 50 years since one of the most deplorable moments in Australian history - the triggering of the unforgivable scourge that was The Whitlams
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Tomorrow marks 50 years since one of the most deplorable moments in Australian history - the triggering of the unforgivable scourge that was The Whitlams
Nothing to see here, not like they were proposing a banner with a watermelon
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Nothing to see here, not like they were proposing a banner with a watermelon
Thank you Leigh Sales for reminding us everything is show biz to these people and all harm to others is entirely worth it
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Thank you Leigh Sales for reminding us everything is show biz to these people and all harm to others is entirely worth it
missed opportunity by the afl not to introduce an 18-team finals campaign and pivot entirely to AFLX format
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
missed opportunity by the afl not to introduce an 18-team finals campaign and pivot entirely to AFLX format
The untimely* death of John Laws reduces Australia to one remaining poet laureate
*far too late
*far too late
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The untimely* death of John Laws reduces Australia to one remaining poet laureate
*far too late
*far too late
hey did I mention absolutely fuck this guy?
![Alex Ryvchin, the chief executive of the Executive Council of Australian Jewry, said the “grotesque spectacle” should never have been allowed to occur on Saturday. But he said an increase in protest activity was partly to blame.
“[When] police have been inundated with applications for protests by professional protesters every single week for two years, these sorts of things will occur, but they shouldn’t occur,” Ryvchin told ABC TV.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdnipexki6uc22sii2tb56zt/bafkreihht45xzcre5wp6wmel6ukoymfmepk4zk6iurbdaeakasy7nqla2u@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
hey did I mention absolutely fuck this guy?
incredible moments in captain's picks
I was impressed by this statement by Australia's Special Envoy to Combat Antisemitism, Jillian Segal, in response to the nazi rally at the NSW state parliament yesterday:
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
incredible moments in captain's picks
If only we had some form of envoy or such tasked with, say, combatting antisemitism, maybe they could let us know their thoughts on this
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If only we had some form of envoy or such tasked with, say, combatting antisemitism, maybe they could let us know their thoughts on this
Scientists need to invent a tinnitus that isn't annoying
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Scientists need to invent a tinnitus that isn't annoying
Suggesting misogyny 'tarnished' James Watson's legacy is like saying planes flying into the twin towers tarnished 9/11
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Suggesting misogyny 'tarnished' James Watson's legacy is like saying planes flying into the twin towers tarnished 9/11
[Public Figures also say Free Palestine]
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
[Public Figures also say Free Palestine]
Time to TAX* the rich
[Take A guillotine and swiftly remove the head from the neck of the owner of the platform I refuse to call X]
[Take A guillotine and swiftly remove the head from the neck of the owner of the platform I refuse to call X]
I helped make a film, out this week, called “Rovina’s Choice,” about the deaths this man without conscience or accountability has caused — already 600,000, ⅔ of them children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Time to TAX* the rich
[Take A guillotine and swiftly remove the head from the neck of the owner of the platform I refuse to call X]
[Take A guillotine and swiftly remove the head from the neck of the owner of the platform I refuse to call X]
We need a new meme with the sentiment of the Norm MacDonald clip but without the horrific transphobia
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
We need a new meme with the sentiment of the Norm MacDonald clip but without the horrific transphobia