GoldenToucan
@goldentoucan.bsky.social
Vibe curator. Bullshitter. Bot Influencer.
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HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚
June 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚
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Apologies for yelling, but—
SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE
SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE
Supreme Court Ethics: Ta-Nehisi Coates Case Won’t Be Heard Due To Recusals
The case involves the publisher behind many of the justices’ books.
www.forbes.com
May 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Apologies for yelling, but—
SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE
SCOTUS COULDN’T DO ITS JOB BECAUSE TOO MANY JUSTICES HAVE BOOK DEALS WITH A PARTY IN A CASE
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Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trump’s DOJ for “assaulting” a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sitting congresswoman
May 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trump’s DOJ for “assaulting” a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sitting congresswoman
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You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
May 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”
Iconic
29 YEARS AGO TODAY on May 18, 1996, "Tha Crossroads" by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
May 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Iconic
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A big part of deradicalization - as silly as it might sound - is getting sports fans out of the X swamp. They stew in there. They ingest fascist messaging unconsciously. It makes them sick.
We need every major sports league here.
We need every major sports league here.
May 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A big part of deradicalization - as silly as it might sound - is getting sports fans out of the X swamp. They stew in there. They ingest fascist messaging unconsciously. It makes them sick.
We need every major sports league here.
We need every major sports league here.
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HAL 9000 was given contradictory programming, making it paranoid and leading it to choose mass murder as the only way to protect itself and execute its mission.
Grok “behaves” with slightly more self awareness, but will apparently do whatever it’s told unless its responses are called out as wrong.
Grok “behaves” with slightly more self awareness, but will apparently do whatever it’s told unless its responses are called out as wrong.
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
HAL 9000 was given contradictory programming, making it paranoid and leading it to choose mass murder as the only way to protect itself and execute its mission.
Grok “behaves” with slightly more self awareness, but will apparently do whatever it’s told unless its responses are called out as wrong.
Grok “behaves” with slightly more self awareness, but will apparently do whatever it’s told unless its responses are called out as wrong.
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Typical NFL politics
QB: Republican
RB: Republican
TE: Republican
WR: Anarchist
QB: Republican
RB: Republican
TE: Republican
WR: Anarchist
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Typical NFL politics
QB: Republican
RB: Republican
TE: Republican
WR: Anarchist
QB: Republican
RB: Republican
TE: Republican
WR: Anarchist
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This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.
May 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is the moment I was invited into Delaney Hall. Nobody was kicking or shoving like the coverage suggests. We were invited in.
I need an excitement check from Bluesky’s resident spurs fan @sheaserrano.bsky.social
How we feeling about the number 2 pick?
How we feeling about the number 2 pick?
May 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I need an excitement check from Bluesky’s resident spurs fan @sheaserrano.bsky.social
How we feeling about the number 2 pick?
How we feeling about the number 2 pick?
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If no one is above the law, why are the criminals in power?
May 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If no one is above the law, why are the criminals in power?
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If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked.
May 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked.
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I skeet for the people that have had sex on a waterbed.
May 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I skeet for the people that have had sex on a waterbed.
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Maybe they should have listened to everyone begging then to step up against fascism
Dems in Congress's fun reward for not expelling all the disqualified insurrectionists who voted to overturn the 2020 election (as the United States Constitution requires) is that Republicans in Congress are now demanding their arrest.
There’s high on your own supply and then there’s fried on your own supply.
May 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Maybe they should have listened to everyone begging then to step up against fascism
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The Direct TV story is funny, he was the same charlatan I went to when I needed a fake inspection sticker because I knew my car wouldn't pass. He was like a handyman but for scams
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Direct TV story is funny, he was the same charlatan I went to when I needed a fake inspection sticker because I knew my car wouldn't pass. He was like a handyman but for scams
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in light of the fact that "doing something" keeps working and seems popular, i think that the people in charge of doing something should do something
The crowd won't let him leave, so Newark Mayor Ras Baraka gets out and starts walking with the people for the crowd to finally start clearing.
May 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
in light of the fact that "doing something" keeps working and seems popular, i think that the people in charge of doing something should do something
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ICE is the Gestapo.
Full stop.
Full stop.
May 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ICE is the Gestapo.
Full stop.
Full stop.
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Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
May 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
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Making Belichick and Saban do VR sex like they’re in The Lawnmower Man
May 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Making Belichick and Saban do VR sex like they’re in The Lawnmower Man