GoldenToucan
@goldentoucan.bsky.social
Vibe curator. Bullshitter. Bot Influencer.
That was cinema
September 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
That was cinema
If you’re trying to trade Tylenol news you’ll want to look at ticker $KVUE
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you’re trying to trade Tylenol news you’ll want to look at ticker $KVUE
When that New Balance check comes in and you don’t got to show up to work
September 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When that New Balance check comes in and you don’t got to show up to work
Protect my football queen at all costs
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Protect my football queen at all costs
These folks are evil.
May 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
These folks are evil.
Canada has 0 Buc-ee’s.
The cup will be filled with brisket and road side snacks this year!
The cup will be filled with brisket and road side snacks this year!
May 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Canada has 0 Buc-ee’s.
The cup will be filled with brisket and road side snacks this year!
The cup will be filled with brisket and road side snacks this year!
It’s as if they took the host of fear factor and gave him the largest media platform in the world. What could go wrong?
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It’s as if they took the host of fear factor and gave him the largest media platform in the world. What could go wrong?
Did Karl Malone skeet this?
May 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Did Karl Malone skeet this?
Ok, we start with a shot at the beach like Halle Berry in Swordfish
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ok, we start with a shot at the beach like Halle Berry in Swordfish
Leveling up in life. Congrats.
May 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Leveling up in life. Congrats.
Thank you for doing God’s work.
May 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Thank you for doing God’s work.
And the media falls for it again
May 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
And the media falls for it again
Nancy Grace the og Karen. When you saw her coming you knew she was gonna speak to the manager.
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Nancy Grace the og Karen. When you saw her coming you knew she was gonna speak to the manager.
When I wake up in the morning and a new pod has dropped
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When I wake up in the morning and a new pod has dropped
The United pilots after a few airport beers for the road
May 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The United pilots after a few airport beers for the road
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.
May 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.
