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🎀jasmineee •2/5•♒️
@jazzybean.bsky.social
full of Whimsy and Wonder ✨

NC 🩵
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I really don’t take enough pictures of myself 😭
It’s really a little blizzard out here that’s insane 😭
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
🙂‍↔️ yall are not allowed to yell at me anymore
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I’m ngl I forgot all about this guy. I thought after we all mass blocked him he disappeared into the abyss but I guess he didn’t care
Not only is he still active he has dropped the “74” from his handle. LADIES DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS MAN.
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Not only is he still active he has dropped the “74” from his handle. LADIES DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS MAN.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Bully the Bald
a girl with pink hair and a bow on her head is dancing
ALT: a girl with pink hair and a bow on her head is dancing
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February 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Oohhhh this one was a GOOD ONE
!!!!! Autobalds and Descalpticons
The League of Hairless Gentlemen
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My back is KILLING me. It’s so hard being a cutie with a booty 😔
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’ve always wondered what they were doing down there. And vice versa. Like who told you to do that??

Similar to me wondering how cow milk ended up being a thing for humans. What were you doing down there??
Y’all think the first person to suck penis tried to bite it?
February 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
But anywhoooo

it is snowing sideways outside and I’m concerned with it being how cold it is, the gremlins won’t be able to go outside tomorrow and burn off some energy

Eye yam doomed
February 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
You’ve never spoken to this person ONCE, not even a hello or good morning, but you wanna comment under their post how you wanna drink their juices to the point their eyeballs get dehydrated or slide in their DMs telling them how you wanna be so far down their throat they feel your tip in their toes
a woman in a denim jacket says you need jesus on netflix
ALT: a woman in a denim jacket says you need jesus on netflix
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February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I say all the time that social media put a battery in some of yalls backs fr. And I’m not even talking about how disrespectful (mean) some people get.
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
#FootFederation™️ please verify. Was that fellow one of your members?
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
TALK TO THESE NIGGAS CAMMY CAM
A lot of y’all (Niggas) would get a lot further in a woman’s DMs if you started the conversation like a normal, functioning adult instead of “Do it be creaming?”
January 31, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Neither can their hair follicles 😕
They can never catch a break on here 🤣🤣
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Stealing Koolaid pouches cuz I’m the mama and I do what I wanttttt
two men sitting next to each other with one wearing a hurley hat
ALT: two men sitting next to each other with one wearing a hurley hat
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January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Yes
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I Have Nothing by Whitney Houston on Apple Music
Song · 1992 · Duration 4:49
music.apple.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Tryna see if you can handle this ass
Probably gave his ass a panic attack
Sorry if I gave a random erection
Probably think I’m a telekinetic
January 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’m supposed to be cleaning my kitchen but it turned into a lot of this lmfaooo
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Think I only want one number in my phoneeee

I might change your contact to “Don’t Leave Me Alone” 🎶🩷
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Wait for You by Elliott Yamin on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:21
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January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM