Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
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Queer. Blaque. Capricorn. Esthetician. Whiskey Lover. College Football Auntie. Skin Consigliere. Opulent, dynamic, loaded with ripe blackberries. The lotion Mariah sang about. 💅🏽
If I ever post “I’m about to tear this plate of liver, gizzards, & onions up!”, I am in distress.
Somebody tag me in when we get to the flaming hot trash that is liver and onions and nasty ass gizzards.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If I ever post “I’m about to tear this plate of liver, gizzards, & onions up!”, I am in distress.
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The Disney princess we deserve!!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Disney princess we deserve!!!!!!
Remember this Holiday season to leave your quarter in the Aldi cart so everyone can use it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Remember this Holiday season to leave your quarter in the Aldi cart so everyone can use it.
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I LOVE US 🥰🥹
Good afternoon 🌞 and Happy Monday 💃🏽 dolls! I hope everyone has a magnificent day today!
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I LOVE US 🥰🥹
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Love this feature on lunch ladies, an underappreciated bedrock of K-12 education.
All Praise to the Lunch Ladies — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER
Blessed are the women who watch over America’s children.
bittersoutherner.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Love this feature on lunch ladies, an underappreciated bedrock of K-12 education.
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On the occasion of @hellgatenyc.com publishing a revamped, updated, shiny new final FINAL version of the Table of Success, our interactive guide to the Eric Adams cinematic universe, I wrote something trying to pull it all together:
What *was* the Adams mayoralty?
hellgatenyc.com/what-was-the...
What *was* the Adams mayoralty?
hellgatenyc.com/what-was-the...
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
On the occasion of @hellgatenyc.com publishing a revamped, updated, shiny new final FINAL version of the Table of Success, our interactive guide to the Eric Adams cinematic universe, I wrote something trying to pull it all together:
What *was* the Adams mayoralty?
hellgatenyc.com/what-was-the...
What *was* the Adams mayoralty?
hellgatenyc.com/what-was-the...
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those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures
It was announced on October 16, 2025 that VIBE was "joining forces" with Rolling Stone. As a result, the majority of VIBE employees were laid off. If you have the means to give, this team could use the support! www.gofundme.com/f/support-vi...
Donate to Support VIBE Staff After Sudden Layoffs, organized by Mya Abraham
It was announced on October 16, 2025 that VIBE was "joining forces" with Rolling S… Mya Abraham needs your support for Support VIBE Staff After Sudden Layoffs
www.gofundme.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures
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web.archive.org/web/20241122...
Alice Wong's Teen Vogue articles were archived before their removal, for anyone looking.
Alice Wong's Teen Vogue articles were archived before their removal, for anyone looking.
Disability Visibility - Latest
Get the latest on Disability Visibility from Teen Vogue. Find articles, slideshows and more.
web.archive.org
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
web.archive.org/web/20241122...
Alice Wong's Teen Vogue articles were archived before their removal, for anyone looking.
Alice Wong's Teen Vogue articles were archived before their removal, for anyone looking.
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“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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This is your reminder that Pete was mayor when two historic Black firsts took their positions (fire chief, police chief) and both had resigned under pressure from racists before the end of his tenure. Pete did nothing to protect them. He’s been shit for a very long time!
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is your reminder that Pete was mayor when two historic Black firsts took their positions (fire chief, police chief) and both had resigned under pressure from racists before the end of his tenure. Pete did nothing to protect them. He’s been shit for a very long time!
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I need help paying my phone/internet bill tonight! 🙏🏿 linktr.ee/jskylerinc
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I need help paying my phone/internet bill tonight! 🙏🏿 linktr.ee/jskylerinc
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I'm watching "Surviving Mormonism with Heather Gay" and between mormonism, catholicism, scientology, etc. etc. etc. . .
it's hard to come away with any other conclusion than that white people just use religion as an excuse to sexually abuse the children in their community.
it's hard to come away with any other conclusion than that white people just use religion as an excuse to sexually abuse the children in their community.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm watching "Surviving Mormonism with Heather Gay" and between mormonism, catholicism, scientology, etc. etc. etc. . .
it's hard to come away with any other conclusion than that white people just use religion as an excuse to sexually abuse the children in their community.
it's hard to come away with any other conclusion than that white people just use religion as an excuse to sexually abuse the children in their community.
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
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You're going to hand funding to Nazis and be shocked when they do awful things. Because your desire for a redemption narrative is trumping basic common sense.
In order to move men, we have to welcome folks who have done things in the past we abhor. We have to allow folks to redeem themselves.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
It’s sometimes uncomfortable, but it’s the only way we can win moving forward.
The math doesn’t math without more men.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You're going to hand funding to Nazis and be shocked when they do awful things. Because your desire for a redemption narrative is trumping basic common sense.
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Fighting facism means helping trans people stay alive. No gives a shit about you dunking on Trump every day, help us SURVIVE. 🗣🗣🗣
#HelpSky #MutualAid
#HelpSky #MutualAid
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Down to needing $180 URGENTLY for my prescription meds that have run out — it is day 8 without them
If you can help me out with it, you can do so here:
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THANK YOU!
Down to needing $180 URGENTLY for my prescription meds that have run out — it is day 8 without them
If you can help me out with it, you can do so here:
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#MutualAid
#MutualAidRequest
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November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Fighting facism means helping trans people stay alive. No gives a shit about you dunking on Trump every day, help us SURVIVE. 🗣🗣🗣
#HelpSky #MutualAid
#HelpSky #MutualAid
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My most woke opinion is that a lot of people are scared or confused by their own emotions, and a lot of political discourse is mired in voices who don’t believe you can be a deeply thinking and deeply feeling person at the same time. We all suffer from a lack of standard social emotional education.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My most woke opinion is that a lot of people are scared or confused by their own emotions, and a lot of political discourse is mired in voices who don’t believe you can be a deeply thinking and deeply feeling person at the same time. We all suffer from a lack of standard social emotional education.
Are these two cat mamas really co-parenting their kittens or did someone pollute a Black community to manipulate me emotionally?!?
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Are these two cat mamas really co-parenting their kittens or did someone pollute a Black community to manipulate me emotionally?!?
A convo between me, a Gen X’er, and Jared, a Gen Z:
Me: I love you! Make good choices! Don’t take any wooden nickels!
Him: What?!?!
Me: Don’t fall for the fugazee!
Him: Ohhh. Type shit.
*scene*
Me: I love you! Make good choices! Don’t take any wooden nickels!
Him: What?!?!
Me: Don’t fall for the fugazee!
Him: Ohhh. Type shit.
*scene*
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A convo between me, a Gen X’er, and Jared, a Gen Z:
Me: I love you! Make good choices! Don’t take any wooden nickels!
Him: What?!?!
Me: Don’t fall for the fugazee!
Him: Ohhh. Type shit.
*scene*
Me: I love you! Make good choices! Don’t take any wooden nickels!
Him: What?!?!
Me: Don’t fall for the fugazee!
Him: Ohhh. Type shit.
*scene*
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I’m not falling for Mariah The Scientist propaganda.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m not falling for Mariah The Scientist propaganda.
You’re all late to the cornbread crisps party.
I was crushing them on top of all my soups and chilis last winter 😂
I was crushing them on top of all my soups and chilis last winter 😂
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You’re all late to the cornbread crisps party.
I was crushing them on top of all my soups and chilis last winter 😂
I was crushing them on top of all my soups and chilis last winter 😂
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“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny
A yassified Pennywise and her dementia-addled bigoted grandpa
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A yassified Pennywise and her dementia-addled bigoted grandpa