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Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
@glamorfonic.bsky.social
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Queer. Blaque. Capricorn. Esthetician. Whiskey Lover. College Football Auntie. Skin Consigliere. Opulent, dynamic, loaded with ripe blackberries. The lotion Mariah sang about. 💅🏽
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Megan Thee Stallion looking beautiful with a glass of champagne e
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The “who are their role models” guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Beyoncé being naughty while riding on the back of Reneigh
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Stick meme of a character coming up behind another stick character with an axe
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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🤭
Ralph Wiggums biting his lip
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Well caw-caw, Bitch. I must be a bird.
Big Bird of Sesame Street fame
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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AAYYYYEEEEEE 🎉
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I mean…

If the bologna got the right amount of crisp on it…
Megan Thee Stallion inserted into the burning house meme instead of that little girl. She’s biting her finger.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Really 🥹
A press photo of Jared Wilson, starting left guard for the New England Patriots
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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A yassified Pennywise and her dementia-addled bigoted grandpa
A Florida sewer clown and her dementia-addled racist grandpa
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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That little puppet dude on IG wearing red glasses and a chef’s hat
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Absolutely the fuck not you trick ass bitch…
A screenshot of Winnie Harlow wearing an absolutely fucking disrespectful costume as Whitney Elizabeth Houston.
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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“Virgo’s Groove” just shuffled on
Wendy Williams and Anthony Mackie dancing in disco lights
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Beyoncé being flirty
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Me to Zoloft…
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
A still from National Treasure the movie
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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A stickmoji holding a pink Stanley cup and blasting off a pink Glock
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The hell you can’t…
Nene on WWHL
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I survived

Barely… but I survived!
Beyoncé cheering on Serena Williams at the US Open
October 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Auntie’s first GHOE in six years was a success.

It will take until next year to recover fully.
A cute long haired calico bodega cat covers her face with her paws while snoozing on an old dining chair
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Evoking @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social but make it GHOE Bonfire chic
A Black woman holding a plastic glass of Sangria on her head and making the duck face. Yes, she is over 40. Thanks.
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.

No business being gone at all.
Whitney Elizabeth Houston
October 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Unsolicited Brick Pic
A picture of Rudy Guliani in drag. I spelled his last name wrong because I don’t fucking care.
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A photo of a Black woman news reporter holding a microphone with “Breaking News: For 2000th year in a row, white people at it again” in the chyron
October 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM