Me, I Am Nandi: The Elusive Esthetician ✨
@glamorfonic.bsky.social
Queer. Blaque. Capricorn. Esthetician. Whiskey Lover. College Football Auntie. Skin Consigliere. Opulent, dynamic, loaded with ripe blackberries. The lotion Mariah sang about. 💅🏽
“You ordered enough cheeseburgers to feed Georgia’s defensive line!”
i’m really glad food delivery apps don’t do year-end recaps. lmfao
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“You ordered enough cheeseburgers to feed Georgia’s defensive line!”
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i’ll never forgive Biggie’s sloppy, nasty..droopy eye ass for making her believe she was ugly. this woman is absolutely stunning.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i’ll never forgive Biggie’s sloppy, nasty..droopy eye ass for making her believe she was ugly. this woman is absolutely stunning.
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It's honestly kind of funny that the premise here is that students are going to gather to watch the woman known exclusively for writing a bad essay do some public speaking.
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's honestly kind of funny that the premise here is that students are going to gather to watch the woman known exclusively for writing a bad essay do some public speaking.
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Home care workers have been systematically excluded from labor protections, and now we're watching every hard-fought gain erode. They deserve fair pay and benefits, safe working conditions, and respect.
Home Care Workers Are Losing Minimum Wage Protections — and Fighting Back
Three million care workers, many of them Black and Latina women, could be classified as “companions” instead of professionals.
capitalandmain.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Home care workers have been systematically excluded from labor protections, and now we're watching every hard-fought gain erode. They deserve fair pay and benefits, safe working conditions, and respect.
This man has never lost a game of Battleship.
Not just the board game, either.
Not just the board game, either.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This man has never lost a game of Battleship.
Not just the board game, either.
Not just the board game, either.
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NEW: A federal grand jury rejected DOJ’s latest bid to indict NY attorney general Letitia James, the latest black eye in Trump’s push to prosecute his adversaries
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social @hassankanu.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social @hassankanu.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Grand jury rejects new indictment for Letitia James
The Justice Department can try a third time.
www.politico.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
NEW: A federal grand jury rejected DOJ’s latest bid to indict NY attorney general Letitia James, the latest black eye in Trump’s push to prosecute his adversaries
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social @hassankanu.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social @hassankanu.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
The way I’m drinking two Amigos cherry lemonades, taking a shower, and getting in bed the moment I get home??????
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The way I’m drinking two Amigos cherry lemonades, taking a shower, and getting in bed the moment I get home??????
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if you’re having a bad day let academy award winner halle berry landing on newsom from the top rope just minutes before he comes on stage make you feel better - restart and watch for best results, enjoy!
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
if you’re having a bad day let academy award winner halle berry landing on newsom from the top rope just minutes before he comes on stage make you feel better - restart and watch for best results, enjoy!
And don’t let there be an unwanted photograph
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
And don’t let there be an unwanted photograph
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Three progressive organizations have launched the “Spotify Unwrapped” campaign in response to the music streamer running ICE recruitment adson its platform, its alleged promotion of AI generated music, and CEO Daniel Ek’s investment in an AI military defense company.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Three progressive organizations have launched the “Spotify Unwrapped” campaign in response to the music streamer running ICE recruitment adson its platform, its alleged promotion of AI generated music, and CEO Daniel Ek’s investment in an AI military defense company.
Imagine ruining your entire life for this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Imagine ruining your entire life for this.
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Shout out to the ppl that still voted for him & Cuomo even though Adams wasn't officially a candidate on the ballot.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Shout out to the ppl that still voted for him & Cuomo even though Adams wasn't officially a candidate on the ballot.
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Hey y'all!
I wrote this! You should read it. ☺️
I wrote this! You should read it. ☺️
✨NEW BLOG POST✨
“While, during the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, performers relied on a combination of word of mouth, catalogs, auditions, & kismet to generate revenue, contemporary performers have an additional tool: social media”
@nettawitdahoops.blacksky.app
blackfeminisms.com/showgirl/
“While, during the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, performers relied on a combination of word of mouth, catalogs, auditions, & kismet to generate revenue, contemporary performers have an additional tool: social media”
@nettawitdahoops.blacksky.app
blackfeminisms.com/showgirl/
Showgirls and Social Media: An Awkward Partnership - Blackfeminisms.com
Miss Candi Yams argues that the relationship between social media and the burlesque showgirl community enables "burlesque influencers."
blackfeminisms.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey y'all!
I wrote this! You should read it. ☺️
I wrote this! You should read it. ☺️
If Astrology isn’t real then why do all Sagittarius men act like that?
someone called astrology “birthday racism” and i’ve been cackling ever since 😭
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If Astrology isn’t real then why do all Sagittarius men act like that?
Parade underwear closed a month ago and NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHIN
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Parade underwear closed a month ago and NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHIN
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Day two … we are on a mission
Consider partnering with the invitation church family as we bless our community
$InvitationAMEZ
giv.li/526gg7
Consider partnering with the invitation church family as we bless our community
$InvitationAMEZ
giv.li/526gg7
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Day two … we are on a mission
Consider partnering with the invitation church family as we bless our community
$InvitationAMEZ
giv.li/526gg7
Consider partnering with the invitation church family as we bless our community
$InvitationAMEZ
giv.li/526gg7
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
I’m catching up with my niece…
I have learned so many new terms in the past hour.
They use Bop different than we do.
I have learned so many new terms in the past hour.
They use Bop different than we do.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m catching up with my niece…
I have learned so many new terms in the past hour.
They use Bop different than we do.
I have learned so many new terms in the past hour.
They use Bop different than we do.
Not the Avon bubble bath 😂
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not the Avon bubble bath 😂
Stranger Things is really keeping the practice of middle aged people playing teens alive 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Stranger Things is really keeping the practice of middle aged people playing teens alive 😂
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BIG APPLE, not the little one!
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BIG APPLE, not the little one!
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Should've sat there and ate his casserole. Nobody cared about his whife/inlaws until that unsolicited Loving V. Thanksgiving story
The way that Thanksgiving story opened the floodgates and that man had to delete his account
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Should've sat there and ate his casserole. Nobody cared about his whife/inlaws until that unsolicited Loving V. Thanksgiving story
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no beige plates. we are too old and colon cancer is up.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
no beige plates. we are too old and colon cancer is up.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
get you a FRESH. GREEN. VEGETABLE. on that plate.
greens don't count.
These Juggernauts can’t fit in nahn nary a sock.
I need woolen beanies.
I need woolen beanies.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
These Juggernauts can’t fit in nahn nary a sock.
I need woolen beanies.
I need woolen beanies.