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Jul*an
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On the dead homegirls.
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uh holy SHIT?
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Juicy Crabification has commenced.
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I had planned to cook today, but that is KNOT happening. I think I’m gonna get Juicy Crab. LMAO
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
New Orleans and this lemon on a rope. LMAO
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Happy New Year, y’all! We appreciate all of you. Here’s to a better 2026 🙏🏽

To get us started off right, here’s Don Lemon holding his mic upside down👇🏽🤣
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year, chile. Glad that piece of shit is finally fucking over with.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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In case anyone needs a ride home. #NYE
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Ryan Coogler & Spike Lee will appear together on Variety’s ‘Directors on Directors.’

🔔: The interview will be on Variety’s YouTube channel, January 7th.
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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…….?
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The category tonight is the Mexican 75. I’m about to get fucked up.
alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
ALT: alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Already with the fireworks and it’s only 630.
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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You can’t beat Black people.
To anyone who happened upon a funeral in Washington Square Park in Manhattan on Tuesday afternoon and wondered who was being honored, it was for the MetroCard, which is being retired on Wednesday. trib.al/1kiOgYB
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Absolutely NOT, diva. LMAO
December 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Not Decadent Deaconess
I’ve been laughing at this for 20 minutes.
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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and Buffie, you can relate.
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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It’s because once a person deems you as unattractive/ not sexy, they feel like the world should view you in the same light therefore invading you as a sexual/attractive being.
Anytime I listen to Missy Elliot my brain fries bc HOW THE FUCK do ppl say she wasn’t sexual?
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Wait for meeee
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Hosea Chanchez stopped lining up his widow’s peak like a fucking psycho and immediately got so much finer.
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
MY GIRLS!
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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She really don’t miss
December 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Lord, people dying that ain’t ever died before. Rest easy, king. Will be saying “shiddd” all day in your honor.
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
People who reply all to company wide announcement emails should be tarred and feathered and have all their rights revoked.
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Baby, I got a flu shot, a Covid vaccine, and my cabenuva injection. Big Pharma did her big one today.
a frog is standing in the middle of a desert with red flames coming out of its arms and legs .
ALT: a frog is standing in the middle of a desert with red flames coming out of its arms and legs .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s almost endearing that no matter how successful Belcalis is, she’ll always have a bit of the avian culture in her back pocket. LMAO
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM