Joseph Cain
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
Manwitch
(My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)
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(My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)
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Joseph Cain
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
· Oct 23
The only question I have for new followers is: Who sent you?
Was it upper management? The Byzantine? Some cosmic horror trying to pass as a person? A Sidhe with boundary issues? Art? Some clandestine knobs? That one guy who thinks he's an actual dragon? A vampire who can't take a joke? Gaia? etc.
Was it upper management? The Byzantine? Some cosmic horror trying to pass as a person? A Sidhe with boundary issues? Art? Some clandestine knobs? That one guy who thinks he's an actual dragon? A vampire who can't take a joke? Gaia? etc.
Thinking about how TNG had multiple episodes where the crew crushed on holodeck programs. The writers really called that behavior.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Thinking about how TNG had multiple episodes where the crew crushed on holodeck programs. The writers really called that behavior.
Christofascism is the hip new minority led phase sweeping a nation that doesn't want it!
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Christofascism is the hip new minority led phase sweeping a nation that doesn't want it!
Blasting The Touch by Stan Bush out of the windows while I blow past a cop.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Blasting The Touch by Stan Bush out of the windows while I blow past a cop.
Dark fairy daggers are so reliable but my donors have expectations.
Choose your weapon:
1. cartoonishly large hammer
2. dark fairy dagger
3. monkey ninjas
4. scathing wit & withering insults
1. cartoonishly large hammer
2. dark fairy dagger
3. monkey ninjas
4. scathing wit & withering insults
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Dark fairy daggers are so reliable but my donors have expectations.
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when you accidentally become important at work
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
when you accidentally become important at work
I trapped a demon in a Rascal scooter. It kept trying to Christine me so now it's at the bottom of an abandoned diving pool.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I trapped a demon in a Rascal scooter. It kept trying to Christine me so now it's at the bottom of an abandoned diving pool.
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIM...
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFIM...
Asking, "u mad death?" every day.
Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Asking, "u mad death?" every day.
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
Living that Wizard Life
Linda Behrle cosplaying as Ghita of Alizarr
-w/ Frank Thorne the artist and writer of Ghita of Alizarr
-w/ Frank Thorne the artist and writer of Ghita of Alizarr
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Living that Wizard Life
I pitched this idea using bloodthirsty wraiths instead of robots and the council labeled me an "unstable necromancer"
I'm sorry, but Elon Musk's suggestion that someday we'll replace prisons with Tesla robots who are assigned to follow convicted criminals around and stop them from doing subsequent crimes is some pretty dumb shit, even by Elon's standards.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I pitched this idea using bloodthirsty wraiths instead of robots and the council labeled me an "unstable necromancer"
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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It’s not just Schumer.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s not just Schumer.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
The Dems job is to cave,
come up one vote short,
get blocked by the parlementarian,
mired in committee, etc
It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm.
If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short
the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.
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This pretty much sums up the entire ideological dispute between the two American political parties.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
To be clear, Lindsey Graham, an American senator, has gone on the most popular Sunday morning current events show in the country and suggested that we drop nuclear bombs on Palestinians.
While they may differ in methodology, both parties agree that Palestinians should be eliminated.
While they may differ in methodology, both parties agree that Palestinians should be eliminated.
May 12, 2024 at 8:37 PM
This pretty much sums up the entire ideological dispute between the two American political parties.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
What they are arguing about, on almost all issues, is either methodology or magnitude. That is literally it.
The party of We Will Kill You vs the party of We Will Let You Die.
HR needs to update the nonconsensual nanite injection policy - office parties are getting out of hand.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
HR needs to update the nonconsensual nanite injection policy - office parties are getting out of hand.
The strength and courage to improve the country exists, but it will have to come from the bottom.
Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The strength and courage to improve the country exists, but it will have to come from the bottom.
Even the dog avis and the blue wavers are out for blood on this one.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Even the dog avis and the blue wavers are out for blood on this one.
Seems like that's been the plan for awhile now.
An entire nation hinges on a generation quickly succumbing to old age.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Seems like that's been the plan for awhile now.
If you misplaced a hellhound in my kitchen you can't have him back. We've bonded.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you misplaced a hellhound in my kitchen you can't have him back. We've bonded.
Instead of investing in another hypothetical A.I. consider investing in my army of ninja vigilantes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Instead of investing in another hypothetical A.I. consider investing in my army of ninja vigilantes.
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No one can keep a straight face next to this man and it’s glorious
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No one can keep a straight face next to this man and it’s glorious
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please, Democratic voters who are shocked or dismayed that 'blue no matter who' still brought us here, for the love of God, it's time to listen to Malcolm.
people asking for your vote should be terrified of not being good enough for you. it should keep them up at night.
people asking for your vote should be terrified of not being good enough for you. it should keep them up at night.
"A ballot is like a bullet. You don't throw your ballots until you see a target, and if that target is not within your reach, keep your ballot in your pocket."
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
please, Democratic voters who are shocked or dismayed that 'blue no matter who' still brought us here, for the love of God, it's time to listen to Malcolm.
people asking for your vote should be terrified of not being good enough for you. it should keep them up at night.
people asking for your vote should be terrified of not being good enough for you. it should keep them up at night.
Schumer leaping after the ACA into the volcano.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Schumer leaping after the ACA into the volcano.
Ah yes, second base.
People think sex is about stimulation and gratification but the things we yearn for are touch, intimacy and you biting down on the back of my neck until I submit.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ah yes, second base.
I never saw Squid Game but I'm going to assume it's more or less what we do at work.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I never saw Squid Game but I'm going to assume it's more or less what we do at work.