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same face from that other place
![Screenshot of a tweet from @crumbbutler
(watching the dog stretch, with perfect form, every time is [sic] gets up from a resting position, 20 times a day)
i probably don’t have to do that](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hgjqufxxp5qpcmuzv3j2ih4r/bafkreid72re23qeiyvccae4p72rh6t56n4c53qqz7r4bffaihbev32bvou@jpeg)
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gritting my teeth and commanding every muscle in my body to relax through sheer force of will
February 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
gritting my teeth and commanding every muscle in my body to relax through sheer force of will
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Midwestern exorcist: Well that's not what ya want
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Midwestern exorcist: Well that's not what ya want
My cats are also super finicky about schedules and routines. Every weekend we go through the same “disruption” because I don’t have to go to bed so early. “Why is SHE in *MY* living room? It’s 10pm. This is really messing up Dudes Only Time.” and then they sleep late on Sunday bc of the interruption
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
My cats are also super finicky about schedules and routines. Every weekend we go through the same “disruption” because I don’t have to go to bed so early. “Why is SHE in *MY* living room? It’s 10pm. This is really messing up Dudes Only Time.” and then they sleep late on Sunday bc of the interruption
Tangentially related: I learned through a coworker that sober raves are a big thing for people in recovery. You can get tripped out just from the music/lights without drugs or alcohol. Apparently there’s whole festivals & stuff that are strictly sober.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tangentially related: I learned through a coworker that sober raves are a big thing for people in recovery. You can get tripped out just from the music/lights without drugs or alcohol. Apparently there’s whole festivals & stuff that are strictly sober.
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
My brother worked at an arcade place & one of the few perks was to make them have a stronger grab for his friends when they came by. Bosses didn’t care either bc the real money was made elsewhere (their machines only had cheap plush toys) & honestly how many plush frogs do you really want?
There is something less satisfying about playing claw machines after doing the arcade guys in episode and finding out that they are rigged
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My brother worked at an arcade place & one of the few perks was to make them have a stronger grab for his friends when they came by. Bosses didn’t care either bc the real money was made elsewhere (their machines only had cheap plush toys) & honestly how many plush frogs do you really want?
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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This is misinformation spread by Big Tricycle.
We don't really know how bicycles work.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This is misinformation spread by Big Tricycle.
We were at a non-romantic, business hotel but the bathroom had a barn door that left a 1 inch gap directly next to the toilet. So we had to “take a walk” when the other person needed privacy but also meant every room made the same awful garage door rumble whenever the door was moved. Noisy as heck!
when we were first dating, my husband and i booked a romantic weekend in a hotel and when we got there we found a sliding barn bathroom door. you could hear everything
Folks were putting them on bathrooms and it drove me insane.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We were at a non-romantic, business hotel but the bathroom had a barn door that left a 1 inch gap directly next to the toilet. So we had to “take a walk” when the other person needed privacy but also meant every room made the same awful garage door rumble whenever the door was moved. Noisy as heck!
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One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
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putting together a team
The legend of the Stay-at-Home Uncle
A mustached man from East Bend, North Carolina went on a winning streak on Jeopardy! But it's his chosen occupation that's making him a king among contestants.
www.ncrabbithole.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
putting together a team
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guy on jeopardy today described as a 'stay at home dog dad.' shoot for the moon fellas
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
guy on jeopardy today described as a 'stay at home dog dad.' shoot for the moon fellas
Like her or not, I’ve seen Katie Porter in multiple grocery stores. Pushing her own cart, dealing with the bonkers parking lot, loading her own bags. She at least understands what it means to be part of the public. Which counts for something!
I’ve been saying for years that part of the presidential debate should be “break down this stack of cardboard boxes”.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Like her or not, I’ve seen Katie Porter in multiple grocery stores. Pushing her own cart, dealing with the bonkers parking lot, loading her own bags. She at least understands what it means to be part of the public. Which counts for something!
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Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
One of the absolute dogdick shittiest things to be nostalgic for is how I miss big warehouse sets with a fuckin' huge flood light blasting on the windows
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.
Seeing people I know in here. Claim your settlement, friends!
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Seeing people I know in here. Claim your settlement, friends!
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Here is an obituary for Alice Wong from The Sick Times, a publication aligned with disability rights and disability activism, if you are looking for an alternative to reading the nyt one: thesicktimes.org/2025/11/15/a...
Alice Wong, disability activist and luminary, dies at 51 - The Sick Times
Alice Wong platformed and uplifted people with Long COVID in her final chapter as a lifelong disability advocate and storyteller.
thesicktimes.org
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Here is an obituary for Alice Wong from The Sick Times, a publication aligned with disability rights and disability activism, if you are looking for an alternative to reading the nyt one: thesicktimes.org/2025/11/15/a...
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The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
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Pleased to report that, after reviewing consumer feedback, we are adding fourth and fifth categories of receptacles outside of our movie theaters. Continue putting your garbage in whichever. Thank you.
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pleased to report that, after reviewing consumer feedback, we are adding fourth and fifth categories of receptacles outside of our movie theaters. Continue putting your garbage in whichever. Thank you.
Reading about this phenomenon? Buckle up for some yawnin, my friend.
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Reading about this phenomenon? Buckle up for some yawnin, my friend.
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Best reason to go off the record.
October 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Best reason to go off the record.
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sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
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French 15 year old: Skibidi Toilet? Non. I am, how you say, Skibidi Jules Maigret
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
French 15 year old: Skibidi Toilet? Non. I am, how you say, Skibidi Jules Maigret
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live