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Gh0sstly
@gh0sstly.bsky.social
Traveling Event Tech
Heavy music enthusiast
Horror fan 🖤
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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
Who up bobbing they burger
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Liking people on Hinge feels like a humiliation ritual
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
My dad got me a sack of potatoes for Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
DILL PICKLE PIZZA
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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[taking handgun out of my mouth] no it's like a pacifier
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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anything can be a shitpost if you only believe
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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aww, our freak flags match
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Asking strangers wearing Santa hats if I can sit on their laps.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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*passes scrambled eggs into your mouth while we kiss
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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sobbing into my excel sheet while "buy u a drank" plays in the background
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I have an upset tummy, I’ll join the revolution in a day or two.
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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The nipples are the eyes of the chest.
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Kiss me, I have salami breath.
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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America’s check engine lights just came on
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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How the Grinch Burgled Turds
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me?
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Sorry. Can't be funny right now.

Work is harshing my sense of humor.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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We all have that one miserable friend and I’m it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I think in 2026 everyone is gonna get their groove back
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I put the 'cum' in 'vacuum'.

Also, my vacuum is broken.
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM