schrodinger's catboy
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lukas/luke. late 20s. gay and annoying. coping with my lack of dick and balls through the use of social media (sorry in advance)
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if you followed me on cohost, fear not, i am here at last
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I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.
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I'm so angry I'm going to go home and breed my boyfriend
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm so angry I'm going to go home and breed my boyfriend
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[eats a deviled egg] [eats a deviled egg] [moans] [eats a deviled egg] [eats a
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
[eats a deviled egg] [eats a deviled egg] [moans] [eats a deviled egg] [eats a
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chalicotheriums loved to play rock paper scissors
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
chalicotheriums loved to play rock paper scissors
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Robert McCall ‘Of Time And Space’ (20” x 25 ½”, acrylic on board, 1990)
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Robert McCall ‘Of Time And Space’ (20” x 25 ½”, acrylic on board, 1990)
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JUDGE: Who is your attorney, Mr. Myself?
LAWYER: I will represent Myself
JUDGE: Then you have a Fool for a lawyer
LAWYER: Yes, Robert Fool. Hello, your honor. Nice to see you
LAWYER: I will represent Myself
JUDGE: Then you have a Fool for a lawyer
LAWYER: Yes, Robert Fool. Hello, your honor. Nice to see you
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
JUDGE: Who is your attorney, Mr. Myself?
LAWYER: I will represent Myself
JUDGE: Then you have a Fool for a lawyer
LAWYER: Yes, Robert Fool. Hello, your honor. Nice to see you
LAWYER: I will represent Myself
JUDGE: Then you have a Fool for a lawyer
LAWYER: Yes, Robert Fool. Hello, your honor. Nice to see you
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An eyelid, but for the butthole.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
An eyelid, but for the butthole.
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(bravely) i think men should find themselves sexy
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
(bravely) i think men should find themselves sexy
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well why don't you f word around and find out pal
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
well why don't you f word around and find out pal
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jerking off in the pale moonlight
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
jerking off in the pale moonlight
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bricked up and i ain’t talking no mortar
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
bricked up and i ain’t talking no mortar
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roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
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Yeah. so, anyway
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yeah. so, anyway
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And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee
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Wicked (2024)
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wicked (2024)
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honk honk!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
honk honk!!
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Live long and poppers
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Live long and poppers
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Jeansus dyed for your seams
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Jeansus dyed for your seams
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
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Caturday hasn't changed in 500 years
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Caturday hasn't changed in 500 years
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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italians serving up delicious Thanksgiving Gobblegool
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
italians serving up delicious Thanksgiving Gobblegool