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So, when is MTG going on Newsom’s podcast and we all are still expected to vote for him?
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What's your favorite song about the rain?
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Post your favourite Stat Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The Beloit Public Library is offering a different way for people to pay off their library fines during the holiday season.

www.wmtv15news.com/2025/11/08/s...
Season of giving: Beloit Public Library offers special deal to pay off fines
The Beloit Public Library is offering a different way for people to pay off their library fines during the holiday season.
www.wmtv15news.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Say it again for the sleepy Americans who gave up.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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[conspirators AU]
post-mortem 💄
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Visi sketch to cool down for the week!
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#Invisigal / #Dispatch / #BRart
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Fact:
In Australia, our lives would be circling the drain in the opposite direction.
January 20, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
One nuclear armed submarine has more total destructive firepower than all the conventional carrier strikegroups combined. The Ford is the USN’s biggus dickus, not the most lethal. Remember, this is about terrorizing, not destroying. You think about which is worse.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Simon & Garfunkadelicel
Bing Crosby, Stills & Nash
Emerson, Lake Bell and Palmer
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Emerson, Lake Bell and Palmer
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Tragically Hip Replacements
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dire George Straits
The Lewis Black Keys
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This guy continues to be the Neil DeGrasse Tyson of the law. Do NOT let someone spewing views like this take a role in fixing the legal system after the fall. We deserve better than misinterpretations of reality wrapped in a law license.
I continue to disagree with this. The goal of mass detention is mass deportations. A private prison company leasing 100 beds to ICE gets paid the same if the beds are filled by 100 people for a year each or 1,000 people for a few days each. They don't earn more with long-term detention.
It's not about deporting them. It's about detaining them indefinitely and enriching Prisons for Profiteers and the grift the Convict in the Oval Office collects per detainee.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Can my fucking university follow suit? “Don’t use AI for your homework or assignments… even if the software we provide violates your every bodily sense with buttons and prompts to use AI”
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.

The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Dr: Okay Dave, try not to get an erection during this prostate exam.

Patient: My name is Steve.

Dr: I know, I'm Dave.
May 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Anyone else notice a sudden lack of stories about how the democratic party caved on healthcare? No more stories about how air traffic controllers are basically slaves? Just because the Epstein files are shiny and a but juicy doesn’t mean we ignore the other bad stuff.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
And i hear it said in Paul Bettany’s lovely voice. 😁
@isomorphism.net
This is how I picture myself saying that
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If anyone started emailing me with the insane typos and ramblings I've seen so far I would have run the fuck away. This is also why I'm not a billionaire.
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM