Sorbitol Tungsten Rods
@filthyjasminetea.bsky.social
Contains detectable traces of buttock.
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Please tell me someone had already thought of this one...
Must watch.
youtu.be/9TIq7F0evKU
youtu.be/9TIq7F0evKU
DearLara Trailer
YouTube video by Dear Lara
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Must watch.
youtu.be/9TIq7F0evKU
youtu.be/9TIq7F0evKU
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they’re doing this to me tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
The number of times i start posting or commenting and then simply lose interest and discard what i was writing is directly correlated to my mental he
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The number of times i start posting or commenting and then simply lose interest and discard what i was writing is directly correlated to my mental he
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Post a banger not in English.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Post a banger not in English.
“We will return to discuss penguin insanity, after this ad break.”
@bishonentype.bsky.social
@bishonentype.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“We will return to discuss penguin insanity, after this ad break.”
@bishonentype.bsky.social
@bishonentype.bsky.social
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
February 8, 2026 at 7:17 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally
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“I have learned from past mistakes and am now introducing the brand new All Porn Washington Post.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
“I have learned from past mistakes and am now introducing the brand new All Porn Washington Post.”
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I tried to be chivalrous the other day by holding open a door for a man.
He just kept screaming, “Stop it! I’m pooping in here!”
So ungrateful😒
He just kept screaming, “Stop it! I’m pooping in here!”
So ungrateful😒
January 25, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I tried to be chivalrous the other day by holding open a door for a man.
He just kept screaming, “Stop it! I’m pooping in here!”
So ungrateful😒
He just kept screaming, “Stop it! I’m pooping in here!”
So ungrateful😒
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When your representative says "Don't talk to me about my own morality," I suggest talking to them about their own morality INCESSANTLY.
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
When your representative says "Don't talk to me about my own morality," I suggest talking to them about their own morality INCESSANTLY.
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I can't decide if Democrats who oppose abolishing ICE either can't imagine replacing what they think are its legitimate responsibilities, like enforcing customs duties, with a new agency that's basically just unarmed bureaucrats; or if they don't want to imagine it.
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I can't decide if Democrats who oppose abolishing ICE either can't imagine replacing what they think are its legitimate responsibilities, like enforcing customs duties, with a new agency that's basically just unarmed bureaucrats; or if they don't want to imagine it.
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As a teal-hair-having individual, I concur.
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
As a teal-hair-having individual, I concur.
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“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.
“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
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“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
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Damn anyone in New Haven want to run to topple this fossil?
“Renee Goodman [sic], Alex Pretti – there are no words,” DeLauro said.
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
“You said there were no words after the murder of those two individuals,” said Rev. Jack Perkins Davidson. “I think the words are ‘Abolish ICE.’”
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-02...
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Damn anyone in New Haven want to run to topple this fossil?
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THIS x1,000,000
Amplifying Trump's threats to the midterms isn't helping anyone. The states at risk are well aware and are preparing. You can help by getting involved. Become a poll worker. Run for your local election board. You can do your part. Don't merely repeat Trump's threats.
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
THIS x1,000,000
Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks on Craig Ferguson 2011.07.15
YouTube video by Arnorrian
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February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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I played with Lego™ at home but pre-school only let us play with Duplo™ or The Story of How I Became Radicalized Against the System
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I played with Lego™ at home but pre-school only let us play with Duplo™ or The Story of How I Became Radicalized Against the System
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Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
@sanders.senate.gov
Bhattacharya evaded saying that he HAS seen the fraudulent Wakefield study which wasn’t about a “single vaccine”, but the MMR combination vaccine. It’s a firehose of bs from these people.
youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc?...
Bhattacharya evaded saying that he HAS seen the fraudulent Wakefield study which wasn’t about a “single vaccine”, but the MMR combination vaccine. It’s a firehose of bs from these people.
youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc?...
Vaccines and Autism: A Measured Response
YouTube video by hbomberguy
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
@sanders.senate.gov
Bhattacharya evaded saying that he HAS seen the fraudulent Wakefield study which wasn’t about a “single vaccine”, but the MMR combination vaccine. It’s a firehose of bs from these people.
youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc?...
Bhattacharya evaded saying that he HAS seen the fraudulent Wakefield study which wasn’t about a “single vaccine”, but the MMR combination vaccine. It’s a firehose of bs from these people.
youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc?...
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My current cozy little hobby is reading up on the Nuremberg trials.
One of the key things they did was use Nazi officials' braggadocious speeches as evidence.
Give a speech taking credit for annexing Austria? Ok, that'll be a conviction for annexing Austria.
One of the key things they did was use Nazi officials' braggadocious speeches as evidence.
Give a speech taking credit for annexing Austria? Ok, that'll be a conviction for annexing Austria.
As a Springfield, Ohio resident, I'm particularly touched that Judge Reyes used a screenshot of Kristi Noem'sTwitter feed 🤣
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
My current cozy little hobby is reading up on the Nuremberg trials.
One of the key things they did was use Nazi officials' braggadocious speeches as evidence.
Give a speech taking credit for annexing Austria? Ok, that'll be a conviction for annexing Austria.
One of the key things they did was use Nazi officials' braggadocious speeches as evidence.
Give a speech taking credit for annexing Austria? Ok, that'll be a conviction for annexing Austria.
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Macbeth: “no man of woman born can kill me”
Mr bananas the escaped chimpanzee: “ooh ooh AHH AHH!!!” *tears off macbeths face*
Mr bananas the escaped chimpanzee: “ooh ooh AHH AHH!!!” *tears off macbeths face*
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Macbeth: “no man of woman born can kill me”
Mr bananas the escaped chimpanzee: “ooh ooh AHH AHH!!!” *tears off macbeths face*
Mr bananas the escaped chimpanzee: “ooh ooh AHH AHH!!!” *tears off macbeths face*
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Many on the left are cheering Democrats' hardline stance against increasing funding for ICE. But Holden Paddon-Park, who works as a kombucha sommelier at a Silver Lake vegan tapas bar and identifies as a liberal, says that their aggressive approach leaves him deeply uneasy.
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Many on the left are cheering Democrats' hardline stance against increasing funding for ICE. But Holden Paddon-Park, who works as a kombucha sommelier at a Silver Lake vegan tapas bar and identifies as a liberal, says that their aggressive approach leaves him deeply uneasy.
