Jacob, Father of Beefcake
@fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social
Existing is exhausting. Film & physical media forever.
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Big fan of cats, movies, Godzilla, The Tragically Hip, Twin Peaks, The National, David Lynch, Guillermo del Toro. Life partner to the lovely @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social
https://boxd.it/37Vl
Big fan of cats, movies, Godzilla, The Tragically Hip, Twin Peaks, The National, David Lynch, Guillermo del Toro. Life partner to the lovely @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social
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Time to spread more Beefcake pictures to my various social accounts. He's the star of the show in our household.
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Crazy to think that it's been a year already. I haven't gone a single day without thinking about David Lynch for years at this point. I believe that art continues to shape who you are throughout your entire life and not just through adolescence.
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Crazy to think that it's been a year already. I haven't gone a single day without thinking about David Lynch for years at this point. I believe that art continues to shape who you are throughout your entire life and not just through adolescence.
Happy John Carpenter Day, to those who celebrate.
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Happy John Carpenter Day, to those who celebrate.
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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After the invasion, from Tom Kidd’s splendid 1999 illustrations for H. G. Wells’ “The War Of The Worlds”.
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
After the invasion, from Tom Kidd’s splendid 1999 illustrations for H. G. Wells’ “The War Of The Worlds”.
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BUT...have you considered...giant worm alien from the end of The Deadly Spawn??
HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU?
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
BUT...have you considered...giant worm alien from the end of The Deadly Spawn??
HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU?
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Walt Simonson, everyone!!
!["Perhaps the most powerful lesson I learned from those comics [Kirby/Lee's Thor] was that if you kept a straight face, you could do anything. The wildest stories were possible if you invited the readers to come along on the journey without breaking faith in them. No nudges in the ribs or sly winks to let them know that we were all in on the joke. The essence of a good story was to bind the reader with a spell broken only at the story's conclusion, and perhaps, not even then."
— A quote from Walt Simonson](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kil2w3egtttricngw4qvdhtx/bafkreiengi5shuqmecnuobxx3rp2x3fn2m2rmtu5zp2fpuq5fcioi5hzne@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Walt Simonson, everyone!!
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WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
WE GOT MORE VIDEO OF ICE FALLING ON ICE
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To the tune of "Breakin' The Law."
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
To the tune of "Breakin' The Law."
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Jesus, killed him a second time.
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Jesus, killed him a second time.
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Beavis and Butt-Head standing in front of a poster for THE BONE TEMPLE for 5 straight hours
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Beavis and Butt-Head standing in front of a poster for THE BONE TEMPLE for 5 straight hours
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tfw you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Corporation
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
tfw you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola Corporation
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I bet you could take a whole herd of ICE guys with a medium-large bag of marbles
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I bet you could take a whole herd of ICE guys with a medium-large bag of marbles
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Zombie Johnny at the end of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Zombie Johnny at the end of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
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the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent
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I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.
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DEAR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS‼️
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
DEAR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS‼️
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
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Every single day...
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Every single day...