Jacob, Father of Beefcake
@fatherofbeefcake.bsky.social
Existing is exhausting. Film & physical media forever.
My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/37Vl
Big fan of cats, Godzilla, The Tragically Hip, Twin Peaks, The National, David Lynch, Guillermo del Toro. Life partner to the lovely @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social
My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/37Vl
Big fan of cats, Godzilla, The Tragically Hip, Twin Peaks, The National, David Lynch, Guillermo del Toro. Life partner to the lovely @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social
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Time to spread more Beefcake pictures to my various social accounts. He's the star of the show in our household.
Drop someone ARMED 🏹🔫🖤🪓⚔️
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Drop someone ARMED 🏹🔫🖤🪓⚔️
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Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
December 24, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
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If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity.
If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of masculinity.
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Congratulations to our new Secretary of Defense
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Congratulations to our new Secretary of Defense
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"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw...does that sound *fine* to you?"
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw...does that sound *fine* to you?"
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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“Ah you think the pond is your ally? You merely adopted the puddle. I was born in it, molded by it.”
It's mayhem at the amphibian enclosures. Check out our new exhibit, "Beware The Frogs Of War"
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Ah you think the pond is your ally? You merely adopted the puddle. I was born in it, molded by it.”
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
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When Netflix takes out a loan while in debt to “make it’s money back” it’s “consolidating power” but when I do it I’m a “gambling addict”
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When Netflix takes out a loan while in debt to “make it’s money back” it’s “consolidating power” but when I do it I’m a “gambling addict”
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Once again, I am getting a deeper understanding of the Theater of the Absurd than I ever wanted.
November 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Once again, I am getting a deeper understanding of the Theater of the Absurd than I ever wanted.
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Gene Tierney, Dana Andrews, Clifton Webb, Vincent Price and Judith Anderson star in Otto Preminger's classic murder mystery film “LAURA” (1944)
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #FilmNoir
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #FilmNoir
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gene Tierney, Dana Andrews, Clifton Webb, Vincent Price and Judith Anderson star in Otto Preminger's classic murder mystery film “LAURA” (1944)
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #FilmNoir
🎬 20th Century-Fox
🎞 #FilmNoir
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Cold take: Jack Kirby made some great comics
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Cold take: Jack Kirby made some great comics
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Couldn't visit the Miracle Mile without taking a picture of this location from Miracle Mile.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Couldn't visit the Miracle Mile without taking a picture of this location from Miracle Mile.
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If you want forever copies of your favorite Warners, buy your physicals soon!
BREAKING: Netflix to buy Warner Bros. Discovery, home to Harry Potter and Superman franchises, for $72 billion.
Netflix to acquire Warner Bros. studio and streaming business for $72 billion
Netflix has struck a deal with Warner Bros. Discovery to buy the legacy Hollywood giant’s studio and streaming business for $72 billion.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you want forever copies of your favorite Warners, buy your physicals soon!
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Remember when these pricks just mailed you DVDs in red envelopes? Can we go back to that? On the other hand, now Superman and Batman can finally be in a movie with The Gray Man, so maybe it’s all worth it? thefilmstage.com/netflix-buys...
Netflix Buys Warner Bros. for $82 Billion
It's a dark, devastating day for the theatrical movie experience. After a banner year for Warner Bros, capped off by IMAX 70mm re-releases for One Battle After Another and Ryan Coogler's Sinners next ...
thefilmstage.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Remember when these pricks just mailed you DVDs in red envelopes? Can we go back to that? On the other hand, now Superman and Batman can finally be in a movie with The Gray Man, so maybe it’s all worth it? thefilmstage.com/netflix-buys...
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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You know it’s a dystopia when Netflix can acquire Warner Bros, likely doing massive harm to cinema as an art form, and your first reaction is “shit at least David Ellison didn’t get his oddly damp hands on Bugs Bunny”
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You know it’s a dystopia when Netflix can acquire Warner Bros, likely doing massive harm to cinema as an art form, and your first reaction is “shit at least David Ellison didn’t get his oddly damp hands on Bugs Bunny”
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It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
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And then we give the kitty alllll the kisses!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
And then we give the kitty alllll the kisses!!!!
My wife @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social and I, any time Beefcake comes into the same room as us.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My wife @motherofbeefcake.bsky.social and I, any time Beefcake comes into the same room as us.
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I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.
Beyond stoked to finally be seeing this with a crowd.
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Beyond stoked to finally be seeing this with a crowd.
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I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look