Joe Hasson
@buzzsawbravado.bsky.social
Undisputed Master of the Jungle Ambush
📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
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Whatever issues I have with the Resident Evil 3 remake, Carlos isn't one of them. I love him and he's never done anything wrong in his life, ever.
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Whatever issues I have with the Resident Evil 3 remake, Carlos isn't one of them. I love him and he's never done anything wrong in his life, ever.
Whatever issues I have with the Resident Evil 3 remake, Carlos isn't one of them. I love him and he's never done anything wrong in his life, ever.
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Whatever issues I have with the Resident Evil 3 remake, Carlos isn't one of them. I love him and he's never done anything wrong in his life, ever.
BUT...have you considered...giant worm alien from the end of The Deadly Spawn??
HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU?
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
BUT...have you considered...giant worm alien from the end of The Deadly Spawn??
HAVE YOU?
HAVE YOU?
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Centre of the infernal spiderweb
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Centre of the infernal spiderweb
This was one of the laziest and lamest retcons DC has ever done lmao.
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 AM
This was one of the laziest and lamest retcons DC has ever done lmao.
Bruce McGivern and his fucked up neck will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Bruce McGivern and his fucked up neck will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
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The original Swamp Thing movie rocks because at the end Anton Arcane turns into this.
What the fuck even is that? I don't know, but it rules and it has a sword.
What the fuck even is that? I don't know, but it rules and it has a sword.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The original Swamp Thing movie rocks because at the end Anton Arcane turns into this.
What the fuck even is that? I don't know, but it rules and it has a sword.
What the fuck even is that? I don't know, but it rules and it has a sword.
*rips a huge line of coke*
"We're going to take this anime and make it power rangers but with body horror. Luke Skywalker is on the box, but he's not the hero. Jimmie Walker turns into a giant gremlin that raps. Get me two of main cast from Re-Animator."
"We're going to take this anime and make it power rangers but with body horror. Luke Skywalker is on the box, but he's not the hero. Jimmie Walker turns into a giant gremlin that raps. Get me two of main cast from Re-Animator."
4. THE GUYVER 📽
Take a shot every time they say 'the Guyver' and by the credits you'll have the same decision-making abilities as the suit who funded this crap. It stinks. I love it.
Take a shot every time they say 'the Guyver' and by the credits you'll have the same decision-making abilities as the suit who funded this crap. It stinks. I love it.
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
*rips a huge line of coke*
"We're going to take this anime and make it power rangers but with body horror. Luke Skywalker is on the box, but he's not the hero. Jimmie Walker turns into a giant gremlin that raps. Get me two of main cast from Re-Animator."
"We're going to take this anime and make it power rangers but with body horror. Luke Skywalker is on the box, but he's not the hero. Jimmie Walker turns into a giant gremlin that raps. Get me two of main cast from Re-Animator."
More post apocalyptic movies should have mutants and cyborgs in them. Many people are saying this.
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
More post apocalyptic movies should have mutants and cyborgs in them. Many people are saying this.
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another good reminder that frey sucks and has always sucked and no amount of press conferences with cusses can change what his actual actions are
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
another good reminder that frey sucks and has always sucked and no amount of press conferences with cusses can change what his actual actions are
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Forgot to post my WIPs here. More on my insta and tumblr
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #gdtfrankenstein #bjd #bjdcustom #faceup
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #gdtfrankenstein #bjd #bjdcustom #faceup
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Forgot to post my WIPs here. More on my insta and tumblr
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #gdtfrankenstein #bjd #bjdcustom #faceup
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #gdtfrankenstein #bjd #bjdcustom #faceup
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otacon: you know how to read japanese?
snake: yeah, of course. picked it up a long time ago.
otacon: oh! that means - together we can - i've got this import -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: - classic visual novel -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: -explores alternate universes-
snake: [sh
snake: yeah, of course. picked it up a long time ago.
otacon: oh! that means - together we can - i've got this import -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: - classic visual novel -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: -explores alternate universes-
snake: [sh
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
otacon: you know how to read japanese?
snake: yeah, of course. picked it up a long time ago.
otacon: oh! that means - together we can - i've got this import -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: - classic visual novel -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: -explores alternate universes-
snake: [sh
snake: yeah, of course. picked it up a long time ago.
otacon: oh! that means - together we can - i've got this import -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: - classic visual novel -
snake: [shaking his head]
otacon: -explores alternate universes-
snake: [sh
every single time I am forced to look at Stephen Miller's goblin face.
January 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every single time I am forced to look at Stephen Miller's goblin face.
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HARDWARE (1990, Richard Stanley)
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
HARDWARE (1990, Richard Stanley)
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did another bit of work on this today
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
did another bit of work on this today
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i'm cheering for any of these guys to face literally any consequence. just one. i'm begging for table scraps
January 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
i'm cheering for any of these guys to face literally any consequence. just one. i'm begging for table scraps
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Next SQUISHY is about being trapped in an Italian Zombie flick that never ends!
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Next SQUISHY is about being trapped in an Italian Zombie flick that never ends!
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Thank you for eating my entire hand, Charlie.
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Thank you for eating my entire hand, Charlie.
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It's cyberpunk! It's sword n sorcery! It's bleak, lurid horror! it's the political intrigue and court politics of vapid back alley scene queens who are too self absorbed to notice theyre living in a collapsing cosmic horrorshow.
It's set in the same world as Decrepit Ritual!
it's FURIES!
It's set in the same world as Decrepit Ritual!
it's FURIES!
Bringing back the old tradition of posting my new book chapter by chapter as i write it on the patreon, until I finish it and then delete it all to kick off the publication process.
join Ratguts the Slumstrutter as she experiences the worst gig possible.
FURIES
www.patreon.com/posts/furies...?
join Ratguts the Slumstrutter as she experiences the worst gig possible.
FURIES
www.patreon.com/posts/furies...?
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January 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It's cyberpunk! It's sword n sorcery! It's bleak, lurid horror! it's the political intrigue and court politics of vapid back alley scene queens who are too self absorbed to notice theyre living in a collapsing cosmic horrorshow.
It's set in the same world as Decrepit Ritual!
it's FURIES!
It's set in the same world as Decrepit Ritual!
it's FURIES!
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I’m of the firm belief that police and militia members have been quietly running right wing death squads in the US for years. The fate of the most notable Ferguson protestors is the most blatant example of it. ICE in 2025-26 is simply the same people operating in public.
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I’m of the firm belief that police and militia members have been quietly running right wing death squads in the US for years. The fate of the most notable Ferguson protestors is the most blatant example of it. ICE in 2025-26 is simply the same people operating in public.
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The second angle that BNO posted on here shows that it was just straight up murder - she was not in anyway endangering anybody. Arrest that pig.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The second angle that BNO posted on here shows that it was just straight up murder - she was not in anyway endangering anybody. Arrest that pig.