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Joe Hasson
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Undisputed Master of the Jungle Ambush

📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
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November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The original Swamp Thing movie rocks because at the end Anton Arcane turns into this.

What the fuck even is that? I don't know, but it rules and it has a sword.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Alright.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Alright.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Turns out my first novel, The Divinity Student, was stolen by these creeps. If you've published anything, you might want to check this site. I found my work listed and submitted a claim all within about five minutes.
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Sit down, I lied. There is no pizza. We're going to watch the entirety of To Kill a Mockingbird via Jackie and his girlfriend Jenny watching it in the 2007 video game "The Darkness". www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXM9...
The Darkness To Kill a Mockingbird Full Movie
YouTube video by RedRaccoonDog
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November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Sit down, I lied. There is no pizza. We're going to watch the entirety of To Kill a Mockingbird via Jackie and his girlfriend Jenny watching it in the 2007 video game "The Darkness". www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXM9...
The Darkness To Kill a Mockingbird Full Movie
YouTube video by RedRaccoonDog
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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You guys NEED to hear this awful theme tune. I immediately lost it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.

Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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This whole thing barely making it into English film circles and Criterion clearly leaning HARD on marketing to his English speaking fans feels like such a fascinatingly shitty symptom of exoticism.

I love his golden run, but the dude has fucked up and fucked up hard.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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There's SO many rubber beast monsters in this. I am in heaven. This is exactly what I want out of barbarian b movies. Bless you, Steven Kostanski
Welp, this rules so far.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There's SO many rubber beast monsters in this. I am in heaven. This is exactly what I want out of barbarian b movies. Bless you, Steven Kostanski
Welp, this rules so far.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Welp, this rules so far.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the boys are back in town
GAMBINO: John Woo To Rejoin Nicolas Cage For New York Mafia Thriller

The two will partner for the first time since 2002's "Windtalkers".
GAMBINO: John Woo To Rejoin Nicolas Cage For New York Mafia Thriller
The two will partner for the first time since 2002's "Windtalkers".
filmcombatsyndicate.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
HAPPY DEATHSTALKER (2025) DAY, YOU FUCKERS. GO WATCH GO WATCH GO WA-
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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From the June No Kings March, thousands of people in Pittsburgh chanting FUCK JOHN FETTERMAN!
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The ruling class saw some leftward movement last week and are attempting to punish us. Anything about party or tactics or logic are a mystification
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This is the coolest a person could look in 1999.
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM