The Count von Curdles
@thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social
He/him. Ghoulish funnyman.
https://www.youtube.com/@TheCountVonCurdles
https://www.youtube.com/@TheCountVonCurdles
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Swamp Thing (2017) - Had someone ask if I ever drew this guy, it's been a long time, but here you go.
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Swamp Thing (2017) - Had someone ask if I ever drew this guy, it's been a long time, but here you go.
I used to be very, very critical of how video essay youtubers wrote, spoke, and told jokes, but that was before I started making my own.
Now I'm worse. You have the equivalent of an LA suburb following you. Do it better.
Now I'm worse. You have the equivalent of an LA suburb following you. Do it better.
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I used to be very, very critical of how video essay youtubers wrote, spoke, and told jokes, but that was before I started making my own.
Now I'm worse. You have the equivalent of an LA suburb following you. Do it better.
Now I'm worse. You have the equivalent of an LA suburb following you. Do it better.
Can I get a video written, filmed, and edited in time for Valentine's Day? Let's find out
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Can I get a video written, filmed, and edited in time for Valentine's Day? Let's find out
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850th time's the charm!
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
850th time's the charm!
More so than any other horror classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is lightning in a bottle. It could not be made, only captured. Trying to do it again is foolhardy.
Trying to do it on TV with the guys who brought us X is, uh, hoo boy ha ha ha
Trying to do it on TV with the guys who brought us X is, uh, hoo boy ha ha ha
A24 has officially acquired the rights to 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'
• First project will be a TV series produced by JT Mollner and Glen Powell
• A movie is also in early development
• First project will be a TV series produced by JT Mollner and Glen Powell
• A movie is also in early development
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
More so than any other horror classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is lightning in a bottle. It could not be made, only captured. Trying to do it again is foolhardy.
Trying to do it on TV with the guys who brought us X is, uh, hoo boy ha ha ha
Trying to do it on TV with the guys who brought us X is, uh, hoo boy ha ha ha
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vyacheslav belov -- passersby
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
vyacheslav belov -- passersby
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Fuckass Resident Evil 0 rocket launcher.
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Fuckass Resident Evil 0 rocket launcher.
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artwork from the month of January
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
artwork from the month of January
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Heya folks! I'm trying something a lil different with comms this year and keeping slots/complexity very tightly restricted while I do personal work and cyberrats! Single character comms have reopened on vgen as of today.
vgen.co/Boog/service...
vgen.co/Boog/service...
Single Character Illustration by Boog (@Boog)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
vgen.co
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Heya folks! I'm trying something a lil different with comms this year and keeping slots/complexity very tightly restricted while I do personal work and cyberrats! Single character comms have reopened on vgen as of today.
vgen.co/Boog/service...
vgen.co/Boog/service...
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Every Hellboy comic: 5 pages of landscapes at night with ruins. A big monster tells Hellboy about a prophecy or fate or some shit. Hellboy tells him to fuck off. They fight. Hellboy goes "oh boy was that something or what". THE END
Me: 10/10, best comic ever made, I came a little
Me: 10/10, best comic ever made, I came a little
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Every Hellboy comic: 5 pages of landscapes at night with ruins. A big monster tells Hellboy about a prophecy or fate or some shit. Hellboy tells him to fuck off. They fight. Hellboy goes "oh boy was that something or what". THE END
Me: 10/10, best comic ever made, I came a little
Me: 10/10, best comic ever made, I came a little
The next drop will include a file photo of Epstein wearing a top hat and cape in Whitechapel, dated 1888
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The next drop will include a file photo of Epstein wearing a top hat and cape in Whitechapel, dated 1888
Thank you. In my opinion, I think my fans looks wonderful EVERY day.
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Thank you. In my opinion, I think my fans looks wonderful EVERY day.
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Arcade Splatterhouse 🪱💀🏚️👹🦠
May 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Arcade Splatterhouse 🪱💀🏚️👹🦠
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It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy
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Castlevania 64
![The infamous Skeleton Biker [with Machine Gun Sidecar] from Castlevania 64.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ofyst44lyz4w42aw7o47amqj/bafkreihueqpegufkw3hpdtzg3a7nenm6yur7lnmfkxtvipx7lu3xs7abbi@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Castlevania 64
Not one figure in literature, of modernity nor antiquity, has endured greater suffering than any random Legion of Superheroes member
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Not one figure in literature, of modernity nor antiquity, has endured greater suffering than any random Legion of Superheroes member
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Sal Buscema.
I know his Spider-Man is what everyone thinks of, with good reason.
But he is one of the greats for his Hulk. Rendering him in a way that always heightened his haggard humanity without making him soft, too empathetic.
A mistreated guy who still chooses to remain distant and miserable.
I know his Spider-Man is what everyone thinks of, with good reason.
But he is one of the greats for his Hulk. Rendering him in a way that always heightened his haggard humanity without making him soft, too empathetic.
A mistreated guy who still chooses to remain distant and miserable.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Sal Buscema.
I know his Spider-Man is what everyone thinks of, with good reason.
But he is one of the greats for his Hulk. Rendering him in a way that always heightened his haggard humanity without making him soft, too empathetic.
A mistreated guy who still chooses to remain distant and miserable.
I know his Spider-Man is what everyone thinks of, with good reason.
But he is one of the greats for his Hulk. Rendering him in a way that always heightened his haggard humanity without making him soft, too empathetic.
A mistreated guy who still chooses to remain distant and miserable.
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The magical girl heroes of the Stellar Bouquet have been protecting their home city of Cape Pike for over 20 years! Things have changed a lot, but if there’s anything they can be sure of it’s the security of their lifelong bond and the power of friendship!
Right?
Right?
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The magical girl heroes of the Stellar Bouquet have been protecting their home city of Cape Pike for over 20 years! Things have changed a lot, but if there’s anything they can be sure of it’s the security of their lifelong bond and the power of friendship!
Right?
Right?
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*guy who plays too much Dark Souls* Gettin' a Dark Souls vibe offa this painting.
(Alnwick Castle by Joseph Mallard Willam Turner, 1823)
(Alnwick Castle by Joseph Mallard Willam Turner, 1823)
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
*guy who plays too much Dark Souls* Gettin' a Dark Souls vibe offa this painting.
(Alnwick Castle by Joseph Mallard Willam Turner, 1823)
(Alnwick Castle by Joseph Mallard Willam Turner, 1823)
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Art by the great Gerald Brom @geraldbrom.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Art by the great Gerald Brom @geraldbrom.bsky.social