Eris Needs A Nap
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Here I am. She/they. 40s GenX. 3 racoons in a trenchcoat or 1 smol kaiju. 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
SE Michigan.
SE Michigan.
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im really embarrassed to bring this up again but i need to take her to a follow up beginning of next month and im struggling.
if you can help this queer autistic unemployed gal take care of her beloved fur baby it would mean the world
if you can help this queer autistic unemployed gal take care of her beloved fur baby it would mean the world
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
im really embarrassed to bring this up again but i need to take her to a follow up beginning of next month and im struggling.
if you can help this queer autistic unemployed gal take care of her beloved fur baby it would mean the world
if you can help this queer autistic unemployed gal take care of her beloved fur baby it would mean the world
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
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✨️🎊💖🫂HEY TRANS PEOPLE - YOU'RE REAL & I SEE YOU & I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!🫂💖🎊✨️
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
✨️🎊💖🫂HEY TRANS PEOPLE - YOU'RE REAL & I SEE YOU & I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!🫂💖🎊✨️
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The only way this could possibly be good is Taika Watiti directing, have it starring Chris Hemsworth as Gaston, Rhys Darby as LeFou, and make it a subversive takedown of alpha male culture.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The only way this could possibly be good is Taika Watiti directing, have it starring Chris Hemsworth as Gaston, Rhys Darby as LeFou, and make it a subversive takedown of alpha male culture.
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With this piece of bread on the ground in Ottawa, Canada and the one below in Perth, Australia, @drstip.bsky.social and I have successfully created an Earth sandwich.
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
With this piece of bread on the ground in Ottawa, Canada and the one below in Perth, Australia, @drstip.bsky.social and I have successfully created an Earth sandwich.
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
Welp, it's my birthday 😊
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Welp, it's my birthday 😊
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Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
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I have found the best pigeon.
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have found the best pigeon.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Winner in my heart
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Winner in my heart
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THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLY
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLY
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes, yes, but how does that relate to the one thing I'm obsessed with
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you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
In accordance with the Laws of the Internet
In honor of the crazy amount of rain my city is supposed to get this weekend, please watch 5-10 times and share, as is written in the laws of the internet
youtu.be/Brq-exSvB7Q?...
youtu.be/Brq-exSvB7Q?...
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In accordance with the Laws of the Internet
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The Leverage cast seeing the Louvre heist and collectively posting, "Not it," is the whimsy we deserve.
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Leverage cast seeing the Louvre heist and collectively posting, "Not it," is the whimsy we deserve.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
I can hear it
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I can hear it
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Hark, heare the wynde blowe!
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hark, heare the wynde blowe!
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD
Wacche the sun ryse!
Runninge yn the shadowes:
Curse thy love, curse thy lies.
And yf thou dost not love me now
Thou wilt nevir love me agayne -
Ich kan yet heare thee sayinge:
Thou wouldst nevir breake the chayne
#FleetwoodMac #OFMD
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