Ryan
@ryanwright.bsky.social
Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪
A French / Mexican fusion restaurant.
Jean-Luc Picante.
Jean-Luc Picante.
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
what are you calling it?
THE READY ROOM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek-themed restaurant
What are you calling it?
The Holodeck
What are you calling it?
The Holodeck
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A French / Mexican fusion restaurant.
Jean-Luc Picante.
Jean-Luc Picante.
Incompetence or an act of malicious compliance to stupid orders?
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Incompetence or an act of malicious compliance to stupid orders?
With recycling day being today and with a planned trip after New Year, the Christmas tree came down today and is out at the curb.
Sometimes practicality feels a bit Grinchy. It was a good tree.
Sometimes practicality feels a bit Grinchy. It was a good tree.
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
With recycling day being today and with a planned trip after New Year, the Christmas tree came down today and is out at the curb.
Sometimes practicality feels a bit Grinchy. It was a good tree.
Sometimes practicality feels a bit Grinchy. It was a good tree.
Today was a wonderful day. Full of light and laughter and good cheer.
But before bed I’m pouring myself a scotch and allowing myself to feel sad for a few minutes.
And that’s ok. There’s a reason why so many Christmas songs are wistful.
Cheers to you and yours, and to those who can’t be here.
But before bed I’m pouring myself a scotch and allowing myself to feel sad for a few minutes.
And that’s ok. There’s a reason why so many Christmas songs are wistful.
Cheers to you and yours, and to those who can’t be here.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Today was a wonderful day. Full of light and laughter and good cheer.
But before bed I’m pouring myself a scotch and allowing myself to feel sad for a few minutes.
And that’s ok. There’s a reason why so many Christmas songs are wistful.
Cheers to you and yours, and to those who can’t be here.
But before bed I’m pouring myself a scotch and allowing myself to feel sad for a few minutes.
And that’s ok. There’s a reason why so many Christmas songs are wistful.
Cheers to you and yours, and to those who can’t be here.
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I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.
So Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, beat on, boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, should have died hereafter. There would have been time for such a word.
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.
I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.
So Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, beat on, boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, should have died hereafter. There would have been time for such a word.
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.
Merry Christmas! I love you all.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Merry Christmas! I love you all.
I have to brave the roads and stores today for a couple of errands. I am thankful my errands are not in Whitehorse. (Though I’m sure it’s beautiful!)
Merry Christmas Eve - supposedly the forecast from here is a slow climb out of the cold.
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have to brave the roads and stores today for a couple of errands. I am thankful my errands are not in Whitehorse. (Though I’m sure it’s beautiful!)
Sharks, my product is an AI that senses when I need Yorkshire pudding, and then delivers that perfectly made Yorkshire pudding with a perfect au jus. For free.
I’m working towards a prototype before a Thanksgiving, 2026.
For this, I’m asking $1,000,000,000 for 3% of my company.
I’m working towards a prototype before a Thanksgiving, 2026.
For this, I’m asking $1,000,000,000 for 3% of my company.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sharks, my product is an AI that senses when I need Yorkshire pudding, and then delivers that perfectly made Yorkshire pudding with a perfect au jus. For free.
I’m working towards a prototype before a Thanksgiving, 2026.
For this, I’m asking $1,000,000,000 for 3% of my company.
I’m working towards a prototype before a Thanksgiving, 2026.
For this, I’m asking $1,000,000,000 for 3% of my company.
Canadians can smell this photo.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Canadians can smell this photo.
December 22. Time to load up the Christmas carol machine.
’Twas The Distance 🎄 (Cake Christmas Parody) #twasthenightbeforechristmas #cake #holidaymusic
YouTube video by Pat and Sean Kelly
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December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
December 22. Time to load up the Christmas carol machine.
If the truck is bollard-blind, it’s also child-blind.
Trucks of this size should be made illegal. Replacement models must require a stringent sightline test before regulatory approval, and a special licence to operate.
There’s no need for a truck this size with a bed still too small to haul cargo.
Trucks of this size should be made illegal. Replacement models must require a stringent sightline test before regulatory approval, and a special licence to operate.
There’s no need for a truck this size with a bed still too small to haul cargo.
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If the truck is bollard-blind, it’s also child-blind.
Trucks of this size should be made illegal. Replacement models must require a stringent sightline test before regulatory approval, and a special licence to operate.
There’s no need for a truck this size with a bed still too small to haul cargo.
Trucks of this size should be made illegal. Replacement models must require a stringent sightline test before regulatory approval, and a special licence to operate.
There’s no need for a truck this size with a bed still too small to haul cargo.
Yesterday I bought a lamp. Brought the dog to grooming. Finished some time sensitive files at work.
And a friend died from cancer.
And it’s sad.
And weird.
And the world turns madly on.
And a friend died from cancer.
And it’s sad.
And weird.
And the world turns madly on.
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yesterday I bought a lamp. Brought the dog to grooming. Finished some time sensitive files at work.
And a friend died from cancer.
And it’s sad.
And weird.
And the world turns madly on.
And a friend died from cancer.
And it’s sad.
And weird.
And the world turns madly on.
Doggo got a pretty bow after her grooming and wanted me to share.
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Doggo got a pretty bow after her grooming and wanted me to share.
🎉🏳️⚧️
BREAKING: Skate Canada is boycotting Alberta over the province's ban on Trans women competing in women's sports.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Skate Canada to stop holding national, international events in Alberta | CBC News
Skate Canada says it will no longer host major events in Alberta following a review of the province's legislation on the participation of transgender athletes in women's sport.
www.cbc.ca
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
🎉🏳️⚧️
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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Senseless violence at Brown University and Bondi Beach.
Heartbreaking.
Grotesquely senseless.
Heartbreaking.
Grotesquely senseless.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Senseless violence at Brown University and Bondi Beach.
Heartbreaking.
Grotesquely senseless.
Heartbreaking.
Grotesquely senseless.
With this piece of bread on the ground in Ottawa, Canada and the one below in Perth, Australia, @drstip.bsky.social and I have successfully created an Earth sandwich.
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
With this piece of bread on the ground in Ottawa, Canada and the one below in Perth, Australia, @drstip.bsky.social and I have successfully created an Earth sandwich.
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded.
If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich.
HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!
Is anyone here from Perth, Australia?
If you are, put a piece of bread on the ground.
If I do it here in Ottawa, we’ll make the entire Earth into a sandwich.
That’s gotta set a record.
If you are, put a piece of bread on the ground.
If I do it here in Ottawa, we’ll make the entire Earth into a sandwich.
That’s gotta set a record.
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is anyone here from Perth, Australia?
If you are, put a piece of bread on the ground.
If I do it here in Ottawa, we’ll make the entire Earth into a sandwich.
That’s gotta set a record.
If you are, put a piece of bread on the ground.
If I do it here in Ottawa, we’ll make the entire Earth into a sandwich.
That’s gotta set a record.
I’m sure I’m very late to the party with this take but…
This might be one of the most amazing One Guy One Guitar performances I’ve ever heard.
This might be one of the most amazing One Guy One Guitar performances I’ve ever heard.
Stephen Wilson Jr. - "Stand By Me" [Ben E. King Cover] (Live at the Print Shop)
YouTube video by Live At The Print Shop
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December 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m sure I’m very late to the party with this take but…
This might be one of the most amazing One Guy One Guitar performances I’ve ever heard.
This might be one of the most amazing One Guy One Guitar performances I’ve ever heard.
It’s not about tariffs.
It’s not about tariffs.
Every time Canadians are told that we are missed, we should just play videos of ICE ripping children away from their parents, or the govt blowing up boats in the sea.
I really don’t care about your economy.
And I weep that you lost your humanity.
It’s not about tariffs.
Every time Canadians are told that we are missed, we should just play videos of ICE ripping children away from their parents, or the govt blowing up boats in the sea.
I really don’t care about your economy.
And I weep that you lost your humanity.
Canadian boycott of U.S. hitting border states hard: Congressional report | CBC News
The drop in Canadian tourism to the United States in response to U.S. President Donald Trump’s actions is hurting American businesses in several border states, a new report by a congressional committe...
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December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s not about tariffs.
It’s not about tariffs.
Every time Canadians are told that we are missed, we should just play videos of ICE ripping children away from their parents, or the govt blowing up boats in the sea.
I really don’t care about your economy.
And I weep that you lost your humanity.
It’s not about tariffs.
Every time Canadians are told that we are missed, we should just play videos of ICE ripping children away from their parents, or the govt blowing up boats in the sea.
I really don’t care about your economy.
And I weep that you lost your humanity.