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Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪
Holy hell. 💔
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Curlers rock.

🥌
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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You'll be amazed how satisfying this is.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The American President is unhinged.

But Canada can’t concentrate on that right now.

I imagine we will soon be busy addressing quite a few infrastructure concerns on the Ambassador Bridge which may require shutting it down for a long time for safety related inspections and remediation or tear down.
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Pitchers and catchers report in two days.

Congrats Seahawks.

It is now baseball season!
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
So many companies spend their advertising budget on the Super Bowl.

And yet none can compare to this ad on ESPN.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The only thing more powerful than hate is love.

♾️/10. Perfect halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin?

This frikken ROCKS.

AND DID BAD BUNNY GIVE HIS GRAMMY TO LIAM???

Holy shit.

Fucking amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bad Bunny is fan-fucking-tastic.

Damn.

(Old guy finally catching up to the world)
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Former figure skater here to be pedantic and correct you that pairs do the death spiral.

Ice dancing is a different event altogether. But they're the ones who do lifts with the blades on the male partner's thighs!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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There are so many ways to die in the Winter Olympics. Skiing accident. Luge flying off the track at 100kph. Biathlon rifle accident. A slip while short track speed skating.

But ice dancing? That’s safe, right?

Nay nay.

One of the elements is literally called a “death spiral”.

And it’s MANDATORY.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
There are so many ways to die in the Winter Olympics. Skiing accident. Luge flying off the track at 100kph. Biathlon rifle accident. A slip while short track speed skating.

But ice dancing? That’s safe, right?

Nay nay.

One of the elements is literally called a “death spiral”.

And it’s MANDATORY.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
For science!
February 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
One more week. Just gotta get through one more week until First False Spring begins.
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Even if you don’t hit them flush, you’ll likely wing ‘em.
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It’s “Moids more useful THAN…”

Such atrocious grammar.
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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I read somewhere 'The US isn't like the US because of Trump, Trump is like Trump because of the way the US is' and I really do think this explains why Trump's getting away with what he's getting away with.
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I thought we went over this yesterday. Stop with the bullshit temperatures.

Winter needs to end.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Attention please. Tomorrow is February 7th.

Winter started in November for some reason, so its time is up tomorrow.

Stop the snow and freezing temps.

We have had enough.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Congrats to Buck Martinez on a hell of a career. Next stop: Level of Excellence.

#BlueJays
Blue Jays broadcaster Martinez announces retirement
Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster Buck Martinez announced his retirement on Friday. The 77-year-old Martinez began his broadcasting career in the late-1980s with TSN following the conclusion of a 17-year ...
www.tsn.ca
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

10 pounds of freshly roasted single origin coffee

Earl Grey tea

10 Columbia House CDs that I got for 1c (Note: There were no other CDs purchased to complete the contract)

A well worn passport

Some handfuls of sea glass

Way too many photos of the dog and cat
Loot that drops after defeating me:

Handful of pretty rocks

Butter tart

Plastic glow-in-the-dark dinosaur

PS5 controller

Perfume sample

Plushy trilobite

Teal baseball cap

Holographic Beetle sticker (rare loot)
Loot that drops after defeating me:

Cat toy

Lighter

Chocolate mint tea

Pencil with the eraser worn down

A large worm

Crash scissors

Furry smut print

Criterion Collection Godzilla: The Showa Era Films (Legendary item)
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im.
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Republican platform: Much violence and tearing families apart.

Democrat platform: Can we film that?
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM