Endovelico
@endoa.bsky.social
A Midwestern, avid science-fiction lover. Life tips available upon request.
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Endovelico
@endoa.bsky.social
· Nov 21
10 Shows to Get to Know Me
- ☢️ Fallout
- 🧛♂️ What We Do In The Shadows
- 🚀 Star Trek: Lower Decks
- 💾 Silo
- 🍷Schitt’s Creek
- 🌞 Foundation
- 👌Wednesday
- 🤖 Battlestar Galactica
- 🥩 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- 🪦 Six Feet Under
- ☢️ Fallout
- 🧛♂️ What We Do In The Shadows
- 🚀 Star Trek: Lower Decks
- 💾 Silo
- 🍷Schitt’s Creek
- 🌞 Foundation
- 👌Wednesday
- 🤖 Battlestar Galactica
- 🥩 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- 🪦 Six Feet Under
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She had not realized how very different people were, how differently they saw life. She felt as if she had looked up and suddenly seen a whole new planet hanging huge and populous right outside the window.
January 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
She had not realized how very different people were, how differently they saw life. She felt as if she had looked up and suddenly seen a whole new planet hanging huge and populous right outside the window.
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He thought, I am living in a nightmare, from which from time to time I wake in sleep.
December 4, 2024 at 11:45 AM
He thought, I am living in a nightmare, from which from time to time I wake in sleep.
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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If you’re gonna be close-minded, at least have the decency to let your mouth follow suit
November 30, 2024 at 12:45 PM
If you’re gonna be close-minded, at least have the decency to let your mouth follow suit
You know a franchise is dredging the well of ideas when they introduce the concept of “Hey, what if the hero and villain of the story were BEST FRIENDS when they were younger?!”
November 25, 2024 at 7:36 PM
You know a franchise is dredging the well of ideas when they introduce the concept of “Hey, what if the hero and villain of the story were BEST FRIENDS when they were younger?!”
Wow. Imagine how many readers of the original story were like: “Honey, we ain’t doin’ it again until you get that thing removed.”
Facebook just reminded me of this classic from five years ago.
November 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Wow. Imagine how many readers of the original story were like: “Honey, we ain’t doin’ it again until you get that thing removed.”
I feel like this diagram is very helpful. Depression + Data Visualization at its best.
Welp! These fresh horrors aren’t going to face themselves
November 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I feel like this diagram is very helpful. Depression + Data Visualization at its best.
I want to know more, but I’m really afraid to ask.
November 23, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I want to know more, but I’m really afraid to ask.
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THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
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I hope this email finds you in a well
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I hope this email finds you in a well
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
Whenever I see a street sign that says “Blind Child In Area” I always hope that the kids in the neighborhood can run fast.
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Whenever I see a street sign that says “Blind Child In Area” I always hope that the kids in the neighborhood can run fast.
More than once I’ve thought: How many people have died figuring out what was edible and what wasn’t? And how desperately hungry was the person who determined that you could eat a durian?
An interesting thing in ethnobotany is that everywhere humans have lived, they figured out what plants are edible and how to process plants to *edible*
Multiple times. This knowledge would be periodically lost, learned again through trial and error, for countless generations.
Multiple times. This knowledge would be periodically lost, learned again through trial and error, for countless generations.
November 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
More than once I’ve thought: How many people have died figuring out what was edible and what wasn’t? And how desperately hungry was the person who determined that you could eat a durian?
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
Mmm. Silo is taking a fun turn from the books. INTERESTING. Color me intrigued, but please don’t lock me up underground.
#theyregoodinsupply #silo
#theyregoodinsupply #silo
November 23, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Mmm. Silo is taking a fun turn from the books. INTERESTING. Color me intrigued, but please don’t lock me up underground.
#theyregoodinsupply #silo
#theyregoodinsupply #silo
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The graphics dept strikes again
November 23, 2024 at 12:58 AM
The graphics dept strikes again
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When anyone asks my age I always add eight years.
Them: Wow! You look fantastic.
Me: Yeah, well, I run, work on the speed bag, watch what I eat. You should try it sometime.
Them: Wow! You look fantastic.
Me: Yeah, well, I run, work on the speed bag, watch what I eat. You should try it sometime.
November 21, 2024 at 3:38 AM
When anyone asks my age I always add eight years.
Them: Wow! You look fantastic.
Me: Yeah, well, I run, work on the speed bag, watch what I eat. You should try it sometime.
Them: Wow! You look fantastic.
Me: Yeah, well, I run, work on the speed bag, watch what I eat. You should try it sometime.
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*donates body to science*
Science: eh, that’s ok we’re good
Science: eh, that’s ok we’re good
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
*donates body to science*
Science: eh, that’s ok we’re good
Science: eh, that’s ok we’re good
If there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
#dontpanic #hhgtg #dontforgetyourtowel
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
#dontpanic #hhgtg #dontforgetyourtowel
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
If there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
#dontpanic #hhgtg #dontforgetyourtowel
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
#dontpanic #hhgtg #dontforgetyourtowel
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When someone tells me "failure is not an option" I'm like come on it's always an option
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
When someone tells me "failure is not an option" I'm like come on it's always an option
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The heater broke where I hold Pirate Club. Shiver me members.
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM
The heater broke where I hold Pirate Club. Shiver me members.
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who you are when you're winning at monopoly is the real you
November 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM
who you are when you're winning at monopoly is the real you
Maxfield Parrish’s works beget a world of the eternal golden hour, with the suggestion of toga-clad nymphs always lurking around the corner. I like nymphs. #maxfieldparrish #parrishblue #idealizedfantasyworld
Maxfield Parrish (American painter and illustrator) 1870 - 1966
Sheltering Oaks, 1956. oil on board
58.4 x 47 cm. (23 x 18.5 in.)
Sheltering Oaks, 1956. oil on board
58.4 x 47 cm. (23 x 18.5 in.)
November 21, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Maxfield Parrish’s works beget a world of the eternal golden hour, with the suggestion of toga-clad nymphs always lurking around the corner. I like nymphs. #maxfieldparrish #parrishblue #idealizedfantasyworld
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You claim to be an LGBT ally, yet you refuse to have sex with me? Wow. True colours moment.
November 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
You claim to be an LGBT ally, yet you refuse to have sex with me? Wow. True colours moment.