I wish! I’ll just have to wait until you get around to visiting the Midwest. 😔

Naw. Just Goat Simulator.

Those are great pictures! Do you do requests? How about your best superhero impression?

Happy New Year, Elias. Smash your goals this year!

That’s very cool. I’m glad you didn’t walk away with a mullet and a cowboy hat!

Die Hard and Gizmo ornaments for the win!

That’s pretty cool. I wonder how many makeup tests you had to do before they settled on the right look.

“That’s what.”
- She

That makeup process had to be epic.

It’s one of the things I despise about winter. 5:00 pm feels like 8:00 pm. It’s a hell of John Carpenter-level proportions. I can’t wait for winter solstice so that our hopes for the sun can gain some traction.

Man, I remember those! As the youngest in the house, it was my job to change the channels on the cable box on top of it.

Well, you dreamed of Mr. Bean and your petard, that’s for sure. Just watch the teeth.

OMG. THEY’RE CANNIBALS! 😱

I feel like this should be reinstated for people who wear those socks with individual pockets for toes.