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Matthew Shadle
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Theologian, ethicist, higher ed administrator. USCCB Representative to National Council of Churches Faith and Order Convening Tables. Interrupting Capitalism (2018). The Origins of War (2011).
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.

We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Has any Latin American leader besides Sheinbaum made a statement yet?
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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it’s also worse every time we do it because we’ve done it before!
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Going through my LinkedIn connection requests like a mighty chieftain hearing petitions. I cannot clasp hands with you, stranger. You are not known among my people. Songs of your deeds are silent in these halls.
January 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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The thing about a laser a bunch of idiots forget is that it points both ways.
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mustard.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Broken Window Fallacy 101
Trump on a Russia-Ukraine deal: "There are great economic benefits for Ukraine also. They have a lot of rebuilding to do. There's a lot of wealth to be had."
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Want to feel ancient?

Their oldest kid is 15 now.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Pomeranian owner and proud of it!
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra were both the children of Italian immigrants!
Some people will commit human rights violations rather than just go to therapy
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I got an interesting one last night:
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Inspiring!
ITALY’S PRIME MINISTER GIORGIA MELONI SAID 2025 HAS BEEN TOUGH FOR EVERYONE AND WARNED THAT NEXT YEAR WILL BE EVEN WORSE — FT.
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Pope Leo on Christmas Eve: “On earth, there is no room for God if there is no room for the human person. To refuse one is to refuse the other.”
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Reminding someone they have to obey the law is “ominous.”
Former EU Commissioner Thierry Breton has been sanctioned by the United States for threatening Twitter with consequences for possible inaction on removal of illegal content and disinformation requirements. #Image(s) #EuropeanUnion

https://i.redd.it/eir5vtgu019g1.png
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
But Kavanaugh said the same thing in the original opinion:
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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The End of Whostory and The Last Grinch

by

PhD Franseuss Fukuyama
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
On the other hand, the one on the left looks like an attempt at cursive that once in a while reverts to print, the one on the right is all print. Of course they will look different. But if you look carefully, to my untrained eye anyway, certain letters looks similar: s, d, r, etc.
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Hotels should hire dogs that come in with the housekeepers to find all the little trash items that people have left hidden in the room, because wow are they good at finding them…
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Interdict time.
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM