eLeni
@elenizarro.bsky.social
I’m probably joking. Unless I’m not.
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headed to my second rodeo, super excited
September 21, 2023 at 10:00 PM
headed to my second rodeo, super excited
hiking is what people call walking when they want to make it sound like exercise
September 22, 2023 at 4:01 AM
hiking is what people call walking when they want to make it sound like exercise
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My toxic trait is saying, "It's all good," when in fact, it is not all good. At all.
September 22, 2023 at 1:01 AM
My toxic trait is saying, "It's all good," when in fact, it is not all good. At all.
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love when I’m at a stoplight and the person in front of me is vaping so hard it looks like their car’s on fire, hell yea homie. proud of you
September 21, 2023 at 8:28 PM
love when I’m at a stoplight and the person in front of me is vaping so hard it looks like their car’s on fire, hell yea homie. proud of you
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my brain: did u forget to breathe oh no that's too fast haha silly ur gonna die now
September 21, 2023 at 10:36 PM
my brain: did u forget to breathe oh no that's too fast haha silly ur gonna die now
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No, I can’t explain my behavior. But you can’t explain my behavior, either. So we’re even.
September 21, 2023 at 10:32 AM
No, I can’t explain my behavior. But you can’t explain my behavior, either. So we’re even.
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Whenever I have trouble spelling “juicy”, I just check the rear of my sweatpants.
September 21, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Whenever I have trouble spelling “juicy”, I just check the rear of my sweatpants.
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terrifying if literal - shitposting
September 20, 2023 at 9:45 PM
terrifying if literal - shitposting
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me: how do i use my inhaler?
doctor: you suck.
me: im trying sorry
doctor: you suck.
me: im trying sorry
September 14, 2023 at 2:08 AM
me: how do i use my inhaler?
doctor: you suck.
me: im trying sorry
doctor: you suck.
me: im trying sorry
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I told twitter I was going out to get cigarettes.
September 20, 2023 at 9:04 PM
I told twitter I was going out to get cigarettes.
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They say there’s a rat for every person in NYC and I believe that one day I’ll meet mine
September 9, 2023 at 7:31 PM
They say there’s a rat for every person in NYC and I believe that one day I’ll meet mine
me: did you just wink at me?
pirate:
pirate:
September 20, 2023 at 3:58 PM
me: did you just wink at me?
pirate:
pirate:
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typing in the same password a third time but more powerfully
September 20, 2023 at 2:20 PM
typing in the same password a third time but more powerfully
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was "too online"
September 14, 2023 at 5:46 PM
I'm sorry for what I said when I was "too online"
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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that also hurts my neck.
September 11, 2023 at 4:47 PM
I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that also hurts my neck.
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You don't have to tell me twice because I don't listen either time.
September 16, 2023 at 12:31 PM
You don't have to tell me twice because I don't listen either time.
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BIRD FACT: cardinals often engage in prolonged violent fights with their own reflections and you know what little guys, I feel that
September 15, 2023 at 4:30 PM
BIRD FACT: cardinals often engage in prolonged violent fights with their own reflections and you know what little guys, I feel that
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Alright, you don't have to fuck all the way off but can you just fuck off part of the way?
September 19, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Alright, you don't have to fuck all the way off but can you just fuck off part of the way?