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Felicia
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Might drop some acid and go hit on the sad-eyed waitress at Denny’s again.
June 12, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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Don’t come at me with your anecdotes. I’m not even poisoned.
June 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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I just want everyone to know how much more I love books than people.
June 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
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Spock waited, knowing it was a complete waste of time trying to get them to leave before “More Than a Feeling” was over.
May 3, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Sorry about the space-time continuum rift. I logged out of Bluesky to answer a phone call from a Twitter friend.
March 3, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Found that I had not one, but TWO Far Side page-a-day calendars (1995 & 1999) so that's my kids' inheritance sorted.
March 3, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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[me, waking up in a cold sweat] the Safety Dance had absolutely nothing to do with safety
February 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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One of the ugliest guys you know still feels the need to announce, “Would,” whenever a beautiful woman walks by. Like, yeah, we know.
February 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Before Wikipedia, if you wanted to find out more than you cared to know about a band you had to wait for VH1 to make a “Behind the Music” about them
February 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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I just bought two dolphins on the dark web
February 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Please excuse my absence, I slipped and fell into a What's The Fucking Point Why Even Bother
January 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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You can't hurt me, I survived the wooden spoon discipline era.
January 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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If you gaze into the abyss long enough, someone will put advertising in it.
January 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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go fuck yourself
January 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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misuse of “per se” should come with jail time
use of finger quotes in conjunction with said misuse should warrant the death penalty
January 15, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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ATTENTION: I have a new YouTube channel which will feature my archive of speed drawings, tweet songs, and more; this channel will focus on what I did on Twitter and what I plan to continue here; uploaded now is a teaser and the first speed drawing I did back in 2016

www.youtube.com/@bornmiserab...
born miserable
a channel devoted to all my work on social media - speed drawings, tweet songs, parodies, so on and more
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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just when you think you’ve found the dumbest motherfucker, a voice in your head tells you “there is another”
January 15, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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I hope you overflow the toilet at your new girlfriends house
January 10, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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No offense,
but if you’re under 35
We don’t speak the same language
January 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Not now. Hotel California's on the radio and I'm singing the guitar solo.
January 15, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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Microdosing Wikipedia by making shit up.
November 26, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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*clears throat, holds up megaphone*

Just because you are particular about some things doesn’t mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder. Thank you.
November 26, 2023 at 5:09 PM