Felicia
@lostfelicia.bsky.social
Still LOST on Oceanic Flight 815
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nc7dl3akq465syipfgahdt4g/feed/aaadrfev6kftg
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nc7dl3akq465syipfgahdt4g/feed/aaadrfev6kftg
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Might drop some acid and go hit on the sad-eyed waitress at Denny’s again.
June 12, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Might drop some acid and go hit on the sad-eyed waitress at Denny’s again.
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Don’t come at me with your anecdotes. I’m not even poisoned.
June 13, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Don’t come at me with your anecdotes. I’m not even poisoned.
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I just want everyone to know how much more I love books than people.
June 8, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I just want everyone to know how much more I love books than people.
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Spock waited, knowing it was a complete waste of time trying to get them to leave before “More Than a Feeling” was over.
May 3, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Spock waited, knowing it was a complete waste of time trying to get them to leave before “More Than a Feeling” was over.
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Sorry about the space-time continuum rift. I logged out of Bluesky to answer a phone call from a Twitter friend.
March 3, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Sorry about the space-time continuum rift. I logged out of Bluesky to answer a phone call from a Twitter friend.
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Found that I had not one, but TWO Far Side page-a-day calendars (1995 & 1999) so that's my kids' inheritance sorted.
March 3, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Found that I had not one, but TWO Far Side page-a-day calendars (1995 & 1999) so that's my kids' inheritance sorted.
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[me, waking up in a cold sweat] the Safety Dance had absolutely nothing to do with safety
February 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
[me, waking up in a cold sweat] the Safety Dance had absolutely nothing to do with safety
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One of the ugliest guys you know still feels the need to announce, “Would,” whenever a beautiful woman walks by. Like, yeah, we know.
February 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
One of the ugliest guys you know still feels the need to announce, “Would,” whenever a beautiful woman walks by. Like, yeah, we know.
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Before Wikipedia, if you wanted to find out more than you cared to know about a band you had to wait for VH1 to make a “Behind the Music” about them
February 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Before Wikipedia, if you wanted to find out more than you cared to know about a band you had to wait for VH1 to make a “Behind the Music” about them
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I just bought two dolphins on the dark web
February 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I just bought two dolphins on the dark web
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Please excuse my absence, I slipped and fell into a What's The Fucking Point Why Even Bother
January 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Please excuse my absence, I slipped and fell into a What's The Fucking Point Why Even Bother
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You can't hurt me, I survived the wooden spoon discipline era.
January 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
You can't hurt me, I survived the wooden spoon discipline era.
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If you gaze into the abyss long enough, someone will put advertising in it.
January 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
If you gaze into the abyss long enough, someone will put advertising in it.
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go fuck yourself
![do you want to learn how to truly love and accept who you are?
[two options]
Yes! [or] No.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/bafkreify7ndbmwsl2dycq6qivmowtsih2bzsw7r2tzsb6ueex2jpasyoci@jpeg)
January 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
go fuck yourself
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misuse of “per se” should come with jail time
use of finger quotes in conjunction with said misuse should warrant the death penalty
use of finger quotes in conjunction with said misuse should warrant the death penalty
January 15, 2024 at 3:08 AM
misuse of “per se” should come with jail time
use of finger quotes in conjunction with said misuse should warrant the death penalty
use of finger quotes in conjunction with said misuse should warrant the death penalty
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ATTENTION: I have a new YouTube channel which will feature my archive of speed drawings, tweet songs, and more; this channel will focus on what I did on Twitter and what I plan to continue here; uploaded now is a teaser and the first speed drawing I did back in 2016
www.youtube.com/@bornmiserab...
www.youtube.com/@bornmiserab...
born miserable
a channel devoted to all my work on social media - speed drawings, tweet songs, parodies, so on and more
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2024 at 8:40 AM
ATTENTION: I have a new YouTube channel which will feature my archive of speed drawings, tweet songs, and more; this channel will focus on what I did on Twitter and what I plan to continue here; uploaded now is a teaser and the first speed drawing I did back in 2016
www.youtube.com/@bornmiserab...
www.youtube.com/@bornmiserab...
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just when you think you’ve found the dumbest motherfucker, a voice in your head tells you “there is another”
January 15, 2024 at 2:05 AM
just when you think you’ve found the dumbest motherfucker, a voice in your head tells you “there is another”
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I hope you overflow the toilet at your new girlfriends house
January 10, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I hope you overflow the toilet at your new girlfriends house
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No offense,
but if you’re under 35
We don’t speak the same language
but if you’re under 35
We don’t speak the same language
January 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
No offense,
but if you’re under 35
We don’t speak the same language
but if you’re under 35
We don’t speak the same language
Not now. Hotel California's on the radio and I'm singing the guitar solo.
January 15, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Not now. Hotel California's on the radio and I'm singing the guitar solo.
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Microdosing Wikipedia by making shit up.
November 26, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Microdosing Wikipedia by making shit up.
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*clears throat, holds up megaphone*
Just because you are particular about some things doesn’t mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder. Thank you.
Just because you are particular about some things doesn’t mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder. Thank you.
November 26, 2023 at 5:09 PM
*clears throat, holds up megaphone*
Just because you are particular about some things doesn’t mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder. Thank you.
Just because you are particular about some things doesn’t mean you have obsessive compulsive disorder. Thank you.