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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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This made me cry at my desk
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This made me cry at my desk
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can bad prose be sexually transmitted
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
can bad prose be sexually transmitted
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
Meet the Austrian nuns who fled a care home to break into their old convent
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
n.pr
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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I’ve thought about this scene ever day since it aired
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’ve thought about this scene ever day since it aired
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Hoping the AI bubble collapses soon so we can get a bunch of new Spirit Halloweens in these data centers
October 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hoping the AI bubble collapses soon so we can get a bunch of new Spirit Halloweens in these data centers
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“Nobody loved the library more than Dan.”
A meticulous list kept by Dan Pelzer from 1962-2025, cataloging all the books he borrowed and read from the Columbus Metropolitan Library, shared by his daughter.
I could not could not love this more.
Dan's book list (all 109 pages) at what-dan-read.com
A meticulous list kept by Dan Pelzer from 1962-2025, cataloging all the books he borrowed and read from the Columbus Metropolitan Library, shared by his daughter.
I could not could not love this more.
Dan's book list (all 109 pages) at what-dan-read.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Nobody loved the library more than Dan.”
A meticulous list kept by Dan Pelzer from 1962-2025, cataloging all the books he borrowed and read from the Columbus Metropolitan Library, shared by his daughter.
I could not could not love this more.
Dan's book list (all 109 pages) at what-dan-read.com
A meticulous list kept by Dan Pelzer from 1962-2025, cataloging all the books he borrowed and read from the Columbus Metropolitan Library, shared by his daughter.
I could not could not love this more.
Dan's book list (all 109 pages) at what-dan-read.com
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
May 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
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therapist: pick your battles
me: okay gettysburg
me: okay gettysburg
April 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
therapist: pick your battles
me: okay gettysburg
me: okay gettysburg
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Things are bleak so here's a nice story. One time I had to stay overnight for work in Kelowna. The hotel guy said, "It's probably going to freeze tonight. Do you want me to wake you to pick the ice wine grapes?" I thought he was stoned but said, "Of course" very seriously.
So at about 1am I get
So at about 1am I get
April 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Things are bleak so here's a nice story. One time I had to stay overnight for work in Kelowna. The hotel guy said, "It's probably going to freeze tonight. Do you want me to wake you to pick the ice wine grapes?" I thought he was stoned but said, "Of course" very seriously.
So at about 1am I get
So at about 1am I get
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
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Cat: nice of you to become a pillow for me. Be a real shame if I suddenly weighed as much as an adult lion.
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cat: nice of you to become a pillow for me. Be a real shame if I suddenly weighed as much as an adult lion.
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giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable
me: that won't be necessary
me: that won't be necessary
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 PM
giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable
me: that won't be necessary
me: that won't be necessary
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the inventor of kitchen drawers and the inventor of ladles must have really fucken hated each other
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
the inventor of kitchen drawers and the inventor of ladles must have really fucken hated each other
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I howled. Merry Christmas,friends. Sending you love & safety. ❤️🎄
December 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I howled. Merry Christmas,friends. Sending you love & safety. ❤️🎄
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Horns:
Trombone: WERK WERK WERK WERK
Trombone: WERK WERK WERK WERK
1st this is my absolute favorite Nippy Song 🙌🏾 & 2nd this will be my mood starting Friday with 13 DAYS OFF 🤣 ☺️ #GetIt
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Horns:
Trombone: WERK WERK WERK WERK
Trombone: WERK WERK WERK WERK
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I will never, ever get over this.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
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a vegetarian pita wrap restaurant called 'never meat your gyros'
November 27, 2024 at 2:50 PM
a vegetarian pita wrap restaurant called 'never meat your gyros'