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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
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i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
Is everyone leaving Twitter for the umpteenth time? Everyone is being all nice and welcoming all the sudden.
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is everyone leaving Twitter for the umpteenth time? Everyone is being all nice and welcoming all the sudden.
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I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid.
by RFK Jr.
by RFK Jr.
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid.
by RFK Jr.
by RFK Jr.
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Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl
August 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl
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Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
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I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time
June 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time
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If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.
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have this energy for your town’s mayor too
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
have this energy for your town’s mayor too
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Still shocked at the number of people I talk to who think (rightly!) AI is a threat to digital media and are fighting to keep it out of our work and then admit to using ChatGPT for like meal planning and making funny pictures. It’s all the same shit!! Stop it!!
May 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Still shocked at the number of people I talk to who think (rightly!) AI is a threat to digital media and are fighting to keep it out of our work and then admit to using ChatGPT for like meal planning and making funny pictures. It’s all the same shit!! Stop it!!
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March 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
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Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
February 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
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hi. I know the urge to doomscroll is incredibly strong right now because it helps distract from the crushing uncertainty and nonstop horrific news about the federal government and the economy, but you need to go to sleep and get enough rest for tomorrow. ♥️
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
hi. I know the urge to doomscroll is incredibly strong right now because it helps distract from the crushing uncertainty and nonstop horrific news about the federal government and the economy, but you need to go to sleep and get enough rest for tomorrow. ♥️
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Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be
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running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage
the white house saying the medicaid portal will be "back online shortly" does lend some credence to the idea that they're just shutting the entire government down and manually whitelisting whatever they see becoming an immediate political threat
January 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage