eastyjet
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Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.
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COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - No -- well, not quite. The Moralintern never *intends* to violate another nation's sovereignty. That would be a serious violation of international law...
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 AM
COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - No -- well, not quite. The Moralintern never *intends* to violate another nation's sovereignty. That would be a serious violation of international law...
as a treat
January 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
as a treat
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this was also consensus opinion for center-right types after george floyd’s murder five years ago. the state media apparatus will be working overtime the next few weeks to reprogram them
Really worth watching this interview with a bystander who witnessed the ICE shooting in Minneapolis: "I'm pretty right-leaning. But seeing this, this is not how we're supposed to be doing things in America.”
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
this was also consensus opinion for center-right types after george floyd’s murder five years ago. the state media apparatus will be working overtime the next few weeks to reprogram them
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
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MP gets stabbed? Online safety bill!
Trans girl gets murdered? Online safety bill!
Annoying leftists calling you a dickhead on social media? Oh, you better believe that's an online safety bill!
Elon starts up a self-service all you can eat CSAM/revenge porn machine? Oh, uh, concerning, hmm 🧐
Trans girl gets murdered? Online safety bill!
Annoying leftists calling you a dickhead on social media? Oh, you better believe that's an online safety bill!
Elon starts up a self-service all you can eat CSAM/revenge porn machine? Oh, uh, concerning, hmm 🧐
January 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
MP gets stabbed? Online safety bill!
Trans girl gets murdered? Online safety bill!
Annoying leftists calling you a dickhead on social media? Oh, you better believe that's an online safety bill!
Elon starts up a self-service all you can eat CSAM/revenge porn machine? Oh, uh, concerning, hmm 🧐
Trans girl gets murdered? Online safety bill!
Annoying leftists calling you a dickhead on social media? Oh, you better believe that's an online safety bill!
Elon starts up a self-service all you can eat CSAM/revenge porn machine? Oh, uh, concerning, hmm 🧐
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i miss when this guy was the only LLM
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The longer generative AI exists, the more of what we take for granted is going to become toxic cognito-hazard waste.
We are living in the era of contamination.
It is happening all around us, and the people doing it have names and addresses. 13/13
We are living in the era of contamination.
It is happening all around us, and the people doing it have names and addresses. 13/13
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The longer generative AI exists, the more of what we take for granted is going to become toxic cognito-hazard waste.
We are living in the era of contamination.
It is happening all around us, and the people doing it have names and addresses. 13/13
We are living in the era of contamination.
It is happening all around us, and the people doing it have names and addresses. 13/13
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You wanted ruthless bastards who would uphold this system of American military dominance and stomp its critics to oblivion, lads. You spent years demanding it! Here it is: exactly what you ordered, more successful than you could possibly have imagined.
Is Starmer’s reluctance to criticise Trump smart tactics – or the sign of a man without a plan? | Rafael Behr
The PM won’t call out Trump over Venezuela, and won’t commit to Europe. His refusal to choose leaves vital choices for Britain to be made by others, says Guardian columnist Rafael Behr
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 AM
You wanted ruthless bastards who would uphold this system of American military dominance and stomp its critics to oblivion, lads. You spent years demanding it! Here it is: exactly what you ordered, more successful than you could possibly have imagined.
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When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
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Today is one of those days where I’m struck anew by how *bad* the internet has gotten. It’s almost unusable. Clouds, apps, advertising — nothing is where it should be and it’s nigh impossible sometimes to do basic tasks online.
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Today is one of those days where I’m struck anew by how *bad* the internet has gotten. It’s almost unusable. Clouds, apps, advertising — nothing is where it should be and it’s nigh impossible sometimes to do basic tasks online.
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every right-wing complaint about mamdani
[0009227] Non-Native Permanent residents can give mandates which don't show up in the nobles menu
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
every right-wing complaint about mamdani
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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thrilled to say i dunno who this particular man is but ive found in general that people who talk like this in public tend to be people who are like incapable of doing their laundry on their own
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
thrilled to say i dunno who this particular man is but ive found in general that people who talk like this in public tend to be people who are like incapable of doing their laundry on their own
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i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
the markets have spoken and they want more deepfake child pornography
Musk’s xAI raises $20bn in funding round that doubles valuation ft.trib.al/7vTt0ZB
Musk’s xAI raises $20bn in funding round that doubles valuation
Announcement comes as scrutiny of chatbot mounts after it created sexualised images of minors
ft.trib.al
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
the markets have spoken and they want more deepfake child pornography
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
there needs to be a button you can press to tell them ‘I have a baby so don’t fucking tell me I need to get more sleep’
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
there needs to be a button you can press to tell them ‘I have a baby so don’t fucking tell me I need to get more sleep’
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liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
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this is the ideal post, to me
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
this is the ideal post, to me
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