eastyjet
@eastyjet.bsky.social
Chinese translator in Shanghai, etc.
love this jaunty little skateboarder
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
love this jaunty little skateboarder
reached a new level of dadhood today (baby proofed air purifier using bungee cord and mini caribiners I had in my junk drawer)
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
reached a new level of dadhood today (baby proofed air purifier using bungee cord and mini caribiners I had in my junk drawer)
the croissant wanter
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the croissant wanter
blindsided by this footnote on the Thee Character Classic
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
blindsided by this footnote on the Thee Character Classic
why is the Chinese government so opposed to letting dudes rock
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
why is the Chinese government so opposed to letting dudes rock
I think this edit to the Wikipedia article on Curacao may have been made by an LLM
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I think this edit to the Wikipedia article on Curacao may have been made by an LLM
was reading an old Shanghai telephone directory for historical research reasons and found these ads for Philip Morris cigarettes which feel like they ran out of steam at some point
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
was reading an old Shanghai telephone directory for historical research reasons and found these ads for Philip Morris cigarettes which feel like they ran out of steam at some point
me whenever I hear the latest YP developments
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
me whenever I hear the latest YP developments
shop near me had sparkling huangjiu (rice wine, also called shaoxing wine). curiosity got the better of me. verdict: rice wine was not meant to be carbonated. also it’s used in cooking so it feels like I’m taking a swig of kitchen condiments.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
shop near me had sparkling huangjiu (rice wine, also called shaoxing wine). curiosity got the better of me. verdict: rice wine was not meant to be carbonated. also it’s used in cooking so it feels like I’m taking a swig of kitchen condiments.
this wasn’t a warning it was a promise
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
this wasn’t a warning it was a promise
living in China, this is what I received when the delivery guy called to tell me my food had arrived
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
living in China, this is what I received when the delivery guy called to tell me my food had arrived
just wondering where all the 'what about China??' climate obstructionists are at now
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
just wondering where all the 'what about China??' climate obstructionists are at now
Jade burial suit of Liu Sui, Prince of Liang (40 BC)
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Jade burial suit of Liu Sui, Prince of Liang (40 BC)
my CK3 character is going Rory Stewart Mode
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
my CK3 character is going Rory Stewart Mode
Tiny Me, the Nobleman of Dried Fruit.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tiny Me, the Nobleman of Dried Fruit.
is anyone else seeing a fucking theme with BBC news recently
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
is anyone else seeing a fucking theme with BBC news recently
when you notice that the baby is eating yogurt
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
when you notice that the baby is eating yogurt
if you press the button in the top right corner on the mobile app you can even do it via Apple Pay
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
if you press the button in the top right corner on the mobile app you can even do it via Apple Pay
lmao. imagine paying millions to have a 23 year old ask chatgpt what to do with your business
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
lmao. imagine paying millions to have a 23 year old ask chatgpt what to do with your business
finally, some representation
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
finally, some representation
six months of following every single safe sleep guideline only for my son to decide that his favourite sleeping position is essentially this
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
six months of following every single safe sleep guideline only for my son to decide that his favourite sleeping position is essentially this