Ducking Grey Duck
duckinggreyduck.bsky.social
Ducking Grey Duck
@duckinggreyduck.bsky.social
Birder, 80HD, chaotic good, 📚 lover, atheist, nerd, stitcher, cat mom, she/they, ace, liberal, Mpls-Adjacent

Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image.

https://ko-fi.com/duckinggreyduck
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Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Sitting on the back deck, listening to a northern cardinal and a Carolina wren go back and forth, thinking about one of my favorite @falseknees.bsky.social cartoons
July 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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Less than $1000 to goal!

Morning shift, can we do this for Carlos?
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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The fun thing about unexplained weird things right now is that both terrible explanations and benign explanations accompanied by terrible communication and planning seem possible, so that helps preserve the suspense.
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Hi Bsky Fam- if you know of anyone who needs a wheelchair (with detachable leg extensions)- I’m weaning off mine & can’t store it. Pick up or drop off near DT Mpls.
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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I don’t believe this and even if I did, it just means they’ll go terrorize people in another state who ARE STILL MY NEIGHBORS
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT BUILDING A BOAT???

#DuckYellsAboutAlone
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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I learned long ago that you can only carry 100lbs of meat back to the wagon.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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A parent at my kids’ school was abducted a few hours ago.

Please help us help the family with legal expenses and care for their elementary school son (who doesn’t even know his dad was taken yet 💔):

gofund.me/20a5b26ab
Donate to Support Byron Cabrera's Legal Defense and Son's Care, organized by Luz Riofrio
Hello everyone, I'm asking for your support for Byron Cabrera, who h… Luz Riofrio needs your support for Support Byron Cabrera's Legal Defense and Son's Care
gofund.me
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I am basically a survival expert, having watched so much Alone and Naked and Afraid.

Never build a boat. Never kill big game. Get good at fishing and foraging. YOU ARE GOING TO NEED ROUGHAGE.
I get incredibly angry when contestants on Alone kill big game. You are one person and you do not have the resources to make that kill worth it's death. I mean, I guess, yeah, you've made it extra easy for the local wolverine population...
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I get incredibly angry when contestants on Alone kill big game. You are one person and you do not have the resources to make that kill worth it's death. I mean, I guess, yeah, you've made it extra easy for the local wolverine population...
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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WE NEED YOUR HELP❗️It’s February 10, 2026, & rent is past due. I’m working with 7 different families who have been impacted by ICE & are now struggling to pay rent. I’m hoping to raise $6,082 to help pay the month of February rent for all of them.

Cash app: $jasonchavezcruz
Venmo: @ LiamDavisTemple
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The government endorsed kidnapping squad has bad guys working for them??????? Who could have seen this coming?????
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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If you're missing the old pronoun labeler, there's a new pronoun labeler I guess though really Bluesky should just implement pronouns already.

Reminder that the "Labels" part is where you choose labels you want to see, you need to go to "Posts" to select your pronouns.

bsky.app/profile/pron...
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Living in Minnesota right now feels like being in the emergency room. Literally everyone is suffering in different ways, even if it's "just" a badly twisted ankle rather than a kidney stone or a full-on heart attack. The staff are working as hard as they can but energy and resources are dwindling.
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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rep. kraft is so whimsical , using his pez collection to show what the ice presence in minnesota looks like
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Lyda, my bestie and fellow SF/F writer, has been volunteering at a food mutual aid that has had to rapidly scale up. This is their venmo, please consider donating.
I know we are all tapped out, but if you have anything to spare, the mutual aid place I volunteer at is desperate for funds to keep the lights on and folks fec. Venmo: @chef-collective-1123 or casapp: $chefcollective1123. Please share widely.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Look, I'm a multi-sport kind of duck. Call it diversification.
What's your favorite sport?

1. extreme lounging
2. reading marathon
3. speed drinking
4. freestyle sleeping
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Good night, friends. Rest up. You are a badass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody.
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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"Ope," "Uff Da," "ICE Out"

—Traditional Minnesota sayings.
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I would die for this wee smol crab
small crab eating a grape (important)
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Another resistance quilt finished this week. The eye is my own design, the letters are a fpp pattern by QuiltByNight, the rounded corners and black binding are meant to resemble the phones we the people are using to document the horrors and disprove the government’s lies about what they are doing.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I nodded off, completely lost sense of time and date, and woke up to my entire skyline going on about a Dunkin commercial. I think dinner might not be the only thing to happen early tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM