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Ducking Grey Duck
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Birder, 80HD, chaotic good, 📚 lover, atheist, nerd, stitcher, cat mom, she/they, ace, liberal, Mpls-Adjacent

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A brown short haired tabby with his eyes closed, head turned to the right The same tabby now looking at the camera with a slight glare
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I'm dying
A photo on AliExpress with a young boy and presumably his grandparents behind an advent calendar. A whiskey advent calendar
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I made a pumpkin whipped cream for the filling
A cooling rack filled with powder sugar topped cream puffs
October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Splat a choux
A failed attempt at a cream puff that looks like a cookie with a concave bottom
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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With alt text
Bird on the School Path Dawn Watson There is this bird furiously hoking through the bushes, like What. The fuck. Is this leaf. Doing. In my-- And this. And fucking this.
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Very funny, calendar.
October 19 on a holiday-a-day calendar: evaluate your life day
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I am a kitchen witch and very NOT a garden witch, but I managed to keep some herbs alive on the deck this summer. Since the parsley and basil are destined for death over the winter, I figured I'd attempt transplanting them to a hydroponicesque jar setup. Worth a shot. 🤷
Admittedly sad looking plants in Mason jars on a window sill. Left to right, tradescantia, parsley, basil and parsley again. A couple Crowley pop vinyls are nestled among them. Dried roses and thyme hang from above
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I AM RIGHT ON TO OF IT WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
A geocaching map showing we are 0.9ft from the pinned location
October 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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And scene
Oblong white pizza with cherry tomatoes
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The rug has not only been vacuumed, but I also took a fur uprooter to it, and now it is very nearly the color it was when I got it
A cream colored rug with big multicolored buttons on it. You can kind of tell the corners that have had boxes covering them because they are slightly brighter than the heavily trod areas
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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No one likes you, wet countertop
Mirror selfie of a disgruntled white woman with long brown hair and purple tinted glasses wearing a grey t-shirt. There is a sizeable wet spot at the waistline of her shirt
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Apparently in 2002, your body could effortlessly melt into the side of shopping carts
screenshot from viral AI "going to walmart in 2002" video where for a moment the kid and the shopping cart become one with each other
September 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Okay, cast your votes... 1, 2, 3, 4, or other (if other, provide specific ideas)

I did my best with alt text, but this is a pretty visual-specific ask
All of these are Tan and brown fabric pieced together to look like tartan. Laying in it are blue block letters that spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" For 1: the Nae phrases are one in each corner with we willna'... In the center All of these are Tan and brown fabric pieced together to look like tartan. Laying in it are blue block letters that spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" For 2: the Nae phrases are one in each corner with we willna'... In two rows at the bottom, slightly offset to each side All of these are Tan and brown fabric pieced together to look like tartan. Laying in it are blue block letters that spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" For 3: each exclamation is it's own line, except the we willna' which is broken into two All of these are Tan and brown fabric pieced together to look like tartan. Laying in it are blue block letters that spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" For 4: the Nae phrases are one in each corner with we willna' In two lines on the bottom centered
September 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Playing more with placement... Suggestions welcome
Tan and brown fabric pieced together to look like tartan. Laying in it are blue block letters that spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I will continue to play around with the placement, but I think the Nac Mac Feegle would be pleased
Tan and brown fabric pieced together to look like tartan. Laying in it are blue block letters that spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"
September 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Break time
A jumble of block letters traced in black on a sheet of wonder-under. They are smashed together to prevent waste, but would spell out "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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A couple weeks ago I just needed to sew. Something, anything, but preferably not overly complicated. So I assembled a silly little pot holder, but stopped when I needed to sew the back of the binding. One of today's projects was to complete said binding.
A butt pocket from an old pair of jeans, bound in brown and turquoise apple corduroy. Brown corduroy with light and dark turquoise apples, shaped like a home plate, slightly larger than a butt pocket Aforementioned pot holder being demonstrated by pinching the corduroy side together
September 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The embiggening!
Brown and tan fabric pieced together to look like plaid. Laying on top are pieces of cardboard with letters that spell "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!" Now the letters are slightly larger than the previous photo
September 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Bigger letters? Good as is? Cannae decide!
Brown and tan fabric pieced together to look like plaid. Laying on top are pieces of cardboard with letters that spell "Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!"
September 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Everything sucks bagels
Rustic everything bagels on a baking sheet
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I've got something to prove
Bagel dough in a KitchenAid mixing bowl, covered in plastic wrap
September 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

here's my cat
A fluffy brown tabby lays on her back, front feeties in the air, exposing a white chest. She has a wee fang sticking out, and one ear is smooshes under her head.
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Y'ALL
A slice of red velvet crepe cake in a paper bowl
September 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Mead and AbDUCKtion
Space themed table top game with little duckies on a board and a flight of mead
September 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"what part of no nap did you not understand?" -Yoshi
Dark blurry close up of a long haired cat
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM